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The Alt-Right GFs edition

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man voice
also looks like she has a small brain

eating some waitrose quinoa

A Wolf in Sheep's clothing?

Or a Sheep in Wolf's clothing?

What scares you more?

Welcome to my house of mirrors.... not quite what you expected, is it now?

mee

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what's it like to be wanted lads?

She might be here

confession time lads: sometimes I antagonize people on /brit/ even when I don't really care about their post

I'd kill them both

Rasheed

>A Wolf in Sheep's clothing?
> Or a Sheep in Wolf's clothing?
> What scares you more?
> Welcome to my house of mirrors.... not quite what you expected, is it now?

im gay but this still made me feel depressed

wonder if it would be possible to get a platonic female friend to sing me songs like that

try r9k

you monster

she looks like an uglier version of Tony Soprano's therapist

terrible

the us is so fucking aesthetic lads

My french gf

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>rasheed

even the deep dream faces look feelsy

try /cum/

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stop giving this whore attention

>When cody's mom signs him up for karate lessons because he's getting bullied and he tries to put in to practice what he learnt in his first lesson

can't believe i share a general with people who not only fail to read a book a week, but who don't read any books, ever, and even revel in their ignorance

how do you do fellow conservatives

Business idea: force feed LSD to the general populace to elicit some form of consciousness

cute lads

americ

>mom
FOY

Rorke

I read the economist every week on my kindle, takes me from when I get it on friday morning, to sunday evening to read it all.

No time for books sweetie xx

more like

*watches Naruto once*

you fucking take that back

seems to be quite an age difference between these two

good fucking lad

always skip the africa section desu

Sorry if I drunkenly posted my willy last night lads

No

I'm 6'1" , 195lbs, 10% body fat. Broad shoulders, very defined powerful back (505lbs deadlift), chest hair, full thick beard, veiny forearms, protuding and defined jaw line, and the majority of my warderobe is made up of dress shirts.

I'm a reddit girl's wet dream.

Unfortunately most non-Reddit women don't seem to care about any of that.
I lucked out and am dating a 100lbs Thai girl who loves my face, beard, muscles, height and bodyhair... but most Western women just don't seem to be as shallow as they used to be. It's truly saddening.

cia tried it, don't think it worked

Services
looks like she does all the things she says on her profile. Offered to play with my arse but I declined. She did owo and I came in her mouth. Also fucked her up the arse (covered) and she squirted a lot. Didn't try to kiss her so don't know about FK or DFK. I only came once.

small brain - right handed
normal brain - left handed
big brain - ambidextrous

hey lads can confirm our 2nd /britgoingout/ crew had a great night at brixton jamm last night, we're thinking of a friday night sesion for next week. If anyone has any suggestions let me know

Perfect resolution for my Nokia, thanks mate.

boring beady eyed oswald mosley lookin arse bint

its alright x

business idea: kill all normies

what is /bant/ like?

need to brush up on your rick and morty and doctor who trivia lad

*attempts to remember last night*
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me emerging from the water in the backgronud

imagine Sup Forums minus 30 IQ points

*points a plastic revolver at you*

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is there anything more odious than 'street performers'?

no mate, you're not 'adding to the colour' of the city

please fucking do one does my nut in listening to some cunt play the spoons or some other prick dressed as a wizard

tedious

so i said i must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini

>wait user, you still play video games? But you're a 25 year old man!?

hate corbynites, not racist just don't like em simple as, love pints

yeah but sure I've got fuck all else going on

move out of london and you won't see any pretentious hipster shit m8

Anyone else hate muslim runts

starting my street performance career tomorrow lads

pure hilarity

>tfw 280lbs
>tfw meant to say kgs

musical street performers are good
but if i see ONE more fucking CUNT paki in a FUCKING yoda costume standing on a platform i am going to ANNIHILATE his shitty inbred chin with a BARRAGE of precise and devastating punches and kicks to his THICK fucking skull

KILL THEM ALL

you're welcome

not just the runts

was in leicester square yesterday, somehow even more unpleasent than I remember

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off to make a purchase

heading down to selfridges, you lads want owt?

All me

had no idea this is a thing or maybe you are projecting some very specific thing that you saw once and your autism/other mental illness has pushed it to the absolute forefront of your brain

this one is quite good
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>paints self grey
>stands still in front of you

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lads

have a giganormie friend my age who plays a lot more video games than me

a fridge I suppose

theres usually one in trafalgar square
I know what he's talking about

simple as

Literally me but I'm 202lbs and only deadlift ~420 right now because I hurt my back. Also higher bodyfat.

Also got an alright looking 7" cock, deep voice, 7-8/10 face dependent on who you ask and a good job ans good relationship with my family. Unfortunately still no gf.

*takes photo*
Ah yes

DUDE LMAO LET ME TELL REDDIT ABOUT THIS DANK FUCKIN WEED LMAO

Pics

lol yeah sure you are lads

Alri looks like I'm gonna be roughin it in a small Swiss town, only problem is there is a chance of a thunderstorm. Any words of wisdom?

>smoking weed

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take a hit and chill out dude lol

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Look at google images.

There are literally ~15 of these runts active around every single tourist landmark at any given time

its the shittiest, lowest effort crap possible, i hate it

*takes a hit*
Dank
*passes it to the britlad on the left*

DUUUUUUUUUDE LMAO I FUICKING LOVE WEED LMAO JSUT CHILL DUDE WEED MAKES ME CALM WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE WEED DUDE IT'S GOOD ALSO BROWSE REDDIT

How do I get one as a boyfriend?

if another man touches your dough, you're gay

Let's see you do it

stupid americans

literally some paki hitting buckets on old dulux with sticks

wow, what culture

prefer not to say

>muh reddit boogeyman
The autismo is here

Actually cannot stand people who do drugs, absolute degenerates tbqh lads