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who is your favorite women's mma fighter?

heem sleepy
heem eyes rolled back

youtube.com/watch?v=JGLtPn7NY_0

Distribution like it's Medellin

where the fook is the stream? aint gonna be no webums if i aint got no stream

ok that's it heem, i promise not to trigger any black boys this thread. i am a very kind master and i treat my slaves well, i will not make them upset any more. bullying the weak is wrong, see webm

Should Jews be allowed in MMA?

chidi "CHIDI BANG BANG" njokuani vs andrey koreshkov

>you know remember melvin guillard getting utterly heemed into the oblivion raelm

What an embarrassing loss.

He's been shadow realmed his last 10 fights guy is even worse than Bigfoot at this point in taking damage

money money money money team

>He's still crying

hahahahaha

Great first fight.

Any of u goofs watching the contender series?

>I think he did
yea he did
>that's awesome

Who /Sanko/ here?

>tmz.com/#!article/2017/08/22/jon-jones-tests-fails-drug-test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
Maybe manlets really do have a chance.

Seeet, forgot this was this week.

Love watching koreshkov fight, what a monster.

Goldie's twitter is full of kike marxist propaganda he really lives up to his last name

I always look forward to seeing this post

DONT FORGET YOUR BALLS

Best song ever

Hahahaha omg jon jones btfo!!!!

>the shitty of this guy
what is his major malfunction brotha

right here my guy

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wow this guy ooks like a crossover of Pettis/Lauzon

Lying is a sin.

Here

My god, I might start fighting just to get a chance to smell her. I wonder what she looks like naked.

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I just want conair to knock out floyd for the gigantic shitposting :/

HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY REL

This better not be true

I refuse to believe

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Sort yourself out kid, holy fuck

WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING DANA WHITE'S TUESDAY NIGHT CONTENDER SERIES RIGHT NOW YA GOOF

is this real life?

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yeah was just about to post this LMAO

holy lel. thought that was a fake link... god damn... fuck jon jones!

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HELWANI CONFIRMS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Chlorodehydromethyltestosterone is an anabolic-androgenic steroid. It is the 4-chloro-substituted derivative of metandienone. CDMT was the first original product of Jenapharm, an East German pharmaceutical company.
what dick pills contain these I wonder

I really like this character

Holy shit

this dude is unbelievably stupid

Jon Jones has tested positive for steroids in his UFC 214 victory over Daniel Cormier, and he has been stripped of his title ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Our sources tell us ... Jones tested positive for Turinabol -- an anabolic steroid.

Jones won the July 29 fight -- taking the UFC light heavyweight belt from Cormier with a savage head kick followed by a barrage of punishing punches to Cormier's head.

The title now goes back to Cormier.

It's the second time Jones has failed a USADA drug test. He tested positive for banned substances in 2016 before UFC 200 and was pulled from the main event. Jones got socked with a 1 year ban.

We're told this time around, he could be banned for up to 4 years.

Jones had blamed his previous failed test on a male enhancement pill. He claimed he didn't realize the pill contained a banned substance and insisted he was NOT trying to gain a competitive edge.

If the test results hold up, it's unclear how he'll explain his way out of this one.

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THE SUCC IS ON

>days since jones has done something stupid.jpg

>wolftears press conference incoming

>mmmmmm

Holy fuckkk I can't believe this is happening right now, what a fucking retard

DC vs. Brock when?

no fucking WAY

>JON

*EXHALES*

pfttsshhaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZ WHEEZ

DANA WHITE SEETHING ON CONTENDER SERIES

DC vs Gus 2 in Detroit then?

not in 4 years

DC humiliated and Jones gets btfo after bringing in more faggy mandrama shit

LOOKS LIKE SUCCPOSTING'S BACK ON THE M,ENU

will spainsperg come back now

Nigga we made it!

ladies and gentlemen the real LHW champ

OHOHO

THE SUCC IS BACK ON MY FRENDS

is jon jones career over?

WHAT HAS HE DONE

CORMIER WON AFTER ALL

GET FUCKED JONES

TMZ IS FAKE NEWS!

No way

Oh my god it's real

YES WELL DONE JON, HOWEVER

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JONES CAREER = OVER

>literally everyone breaks out their DC folder

you fucking nerds

100% my man unless he goes to Japan

>J...


haha HAHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THIS NIGGER

i dont really feel like goofing any more now. why does jon do this to us?

Oh my word it's actually real
I can't even believe it I thought it was bait and didn't understand why some sperg seemingly kept reposting it.

Bloody hell Jones. I was so hyped for your return. You looked so good. Fought so well. The GOAT was supposed to be back. FFS.
First Khabib. Now this.

REDDIT WON
WE ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

Apologize.

Oh well, at least you gave us one good fight this time, see you in 5 years.

I FUCKING BELIEVED IN YOU JON

YOU SAID YOU WERE REFORMED

>it's fucking real

MUH SUPPLEMENTS

What does this do to DC's legacy?

WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKIN HHEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMED

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Yes, he's going to get banned for a longer then just a year

i got a really big dick joe

>DC going to be 10 times as hated by the fans when he becomes paper LHW champ yet again

requesting dana's JUST shop from pre-ufc 200 usada bomb

SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW!!!

Fedor vs Jones in Rizin when

This is the end of Jon's career but for sure100% I will never ever forget how he made DC's face look like during his interview.

It was 100% completely worth it and no amount of steroid news will take that moment away. Retires as the undefeated GOAT.