Barcelona

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Go back to sleep Portugal it's like 2am for you

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk time fudido do krai

JUST

shut up u fat cunt

hehehe

No need to be that rude to him, he's just looking out for you mate. Good OP by the way

JUST

lel

lmao, uefalona is such a joke

Be quiet Amerimutts. Europeans are talking

This fall from grace has been fucking awesome

HACK

They ruined it by saying so quickly they where hackers. Should've waited at least 2 hours desu with you senpai.

Also what do they get by saying who they where? Twitter can just give Barca back their account so its not like they can make money out of it.

TOP 10 HACKS - BARCELONA - HD - 4K | #RESPECT #MESQUEUNCLUB

Hacked by BaTmAn*LoKo

They should've announced Messi was leaving.

Nobody cares about Di Maria

They think they can get hired on as cyber security I guess

MY

the absolute state of Barcelona. I can't take it anymore lads. If Messi leaves for Man City I'll just be a husk of my former self.

fuck you

This, what a bunch of retards.

All the opportunities to create a shit storm and they go with some Di Maria shit...
Sad.

Just no need is there. Have a nice day lad

HACK BESTIKAS

leave u posh bitch

You have a nice day too mate, I won't be going anywhere though, hopefully whatever's troubling you clears up

thanks

What would be the equivalent of Ronaldo's Pokémon?

machamp

>Moorҫelona

>an American Barcelona fan

>hack into Barça's social media
>not post midget porn or shoops of Hitler engaging in gay sex
Missed opportunity IMO

TSUUUUdowoodo

Did you know "posh" comes from a marketing term for ships leaving England and going south? On the outgoing journey, they'd want to be on the port side so they'd have a view of the continent, and coming home they'd want to be on the starboard side to have the same view. Hence posh: port outward starboard home

i was told that at boot camp too, it's not true

>boot camp
Enjoy your never ending stay in Afghanistan

i was in the air force, i sat in air conditioned rooms all day at a computer writing reports

WE WUZ CATALUNHA AND SHIET

And now?

They're the same people that hacked Sony's social media accounts a couple of days ago. They don't really do much apart from tell you that your security is weak.

i go to university....

genuine loud kek

>he doesn't pew pew other jets from his own jet

Shit ending desu

kek

/thread

underrated

>Have the ability to cause absolute chaos with full access to the FCB social media pages with millions of fans at your mercy
>Have unlimited time to prepare photoshops of players in Barcelona jerseys or to create pictures with fake statements from the board to post
>Unlimited ways to send the soccer world into absolute chaos
>Ronaldo to Barcelona
>Messi to City
>Iniesta to Qatar
>Bartomeu has died
>Figo has been named director of La Masia
>Mbappe signed for 275 million
>96 was not enough. Coutinho puto
>perro caca

Instead they make the equivalent of a high school girl typing "haha hacked love you stacy ;) xoxo" on her friend's Facebook page and advertise their shitty le epic hacker group and do some half-assed announcement for Di Maria who nobody gives a fuck about. Plus they hacked their pages at 4am on a weekday in Europe so nobody was even awake to see it

What an absolute fucking waste, hackers you ruined a golden opportunity

Proof it's a spook run organization

Fucking this

>We apologize for bribing uefa refs for years.
>Welcome to Pepe

haha

>Ronaldo took the FIFA-cover from Messi, Barcelona moves to PES
>Verratti unsettled by Barcelona
>they go to the media to paint PSG as the bad guys holding him hostage
>PSG forces Verratti to do an apology video
>PSG launders money to indirectly pay off the release clause one of Barça's aces, pure out of spite
>Pique drops "se queda" as his last stand
>PSG actually gets away with it
>Pique's credibility shot forever, hasn't tweeted since
>PSG's social media manager trolls Barça on Twitter
>PSG gives confidence to smaller clubs to reject Barcelona swooping in for their star players
>They can't get replacements because everybody knows they have 222 million
>Barcelona bantered off by Nice, Dortmund, Liverpool in a week
>#RIPBarcelona trends after losing 5-1 to Real Madrid in the Supercup
>Pique says in media they are no match for Real
>#RIPBarcelona trends for second time in the same week when ISIS disciples steamroll the city centre in vans
>Barcelona sues Neymar, threatens to get their money through PSG
>PSG responds by mocking Barça and calling them a hurt ex-bitch
>Barcelona announces on Facebook that they've signed Di Maria, as a way to get back at PSG
>They were hacked, they can't have anything nice
>Catalonia still isn't independent from Spain


why still live?

RUBBER

>96 was not enough. Coutinho puto
would've done this one if I hacked it

>Messi to City
I'm going with this.