Movies that men are allowed to cry at:

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That better be Theoden's speech as the Rohirrim were about to charge Sauron's army at the battle of Pelennor fields.

Gender expectations are 10% real and 90% pomp exaggerations of those relatively slight sexual dimorphisms. It's why men hide their tears while women openly ball their eyes out and why men lift and women are cardio bunnies.

But yeah, I guess even given that Gattaca is a pass for crying since it is about action rather than social connections, and men are expected by society to be the doers of society.

>it is about action rather than social connections

Actions ARE social connections though

Gattaca sucked balls.

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Shut your whore mouth when men are talking about their feels.

I'm talking about the distinction over crying about a man losing his kid (which honestly I think is perfectly fine) versus crying about some abstract concept inherent to the male stereotype, like what was going on with the Gattaca water race. The former is something a woman would relatively likely cry about whereas the latter is not.

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fuck off the thread, ya big woman!

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You bow to no one.

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Was coming down from a week long bender and cried like a bitch during arrival. Was not ready for the feels.

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This film is creepy.wtf

>This film is creepy

No, just Japanese

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straight up

This ending man

pffft hahaha dude

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This movie hit too close to home for me

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>allowed to cry
This is why we need feminism

holy fuck

I dunno about allowed, but I never cry at movies and the climax of Dark Knight Rises got me.

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I really thought they were gonna do it. I wasn't even THAT into the movie up until that point, but it just got to me, I don't even know why.

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*tips for Christ*
You are not supposed to cry for smut, retard.

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>I love you, son.

The Plague Dogs ending

Fuck, I saw this in the theater with my dad. Wasn't expecting that.

Marley & Me

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happened to me again this weekend

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Reminds me of my late father.

RIP man.

There were many moments.

The Man of the Hour...
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Click.

The pipe, losing your love, killing the English always gets me.

Jin Roh

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>tfw not a a scotcuck

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go back to ur feminine hideout

stop telling other ppl what they feel

respect ur own principles cluck

how's soc 101 going?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

The fuck are you talking about?

Whether or not you cru at the end of the Iron Giant is the real-life Voight-Kampff test

are you the /arse/al?

cry, even

It's only acceptable for men to cry at the end of Metal Gear Solid 4

Lion King
Big Fish
Iron Giant

but that sucked cock. MGS 3 had a much sadder ending.

Can't get 5 minutes into this without crying like a baby.

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>Big Boss shows up
>Accepts Snake as his son

I don't care about it being shoehorned in or how Big Boss was able to meet all the important characters but that ending was sad as fuck.

Fine. You are allowed to cry at the end of any MGS game

>Fine. You are allowed to cry at the end of any MGS game
but MGS 1 and the NES games don't have sad endings. neither does MGSV.

All I felt was rage desu

Well the NES games are just MG games. And yeah MGS1 wasnt sad but there was plenty of sad stuff in V. What are you fucking gay?

wasn't ironic or shitposting

I was mad af too but seeing the look of utter despair and sadness on some of the people's faces broke me.

I looked up the story of this one after another thread like this, I was not prepared.

No idea what that is

Men can cry at anything they want.

Masculinity is a fragile prison.

g-gay

Just out of curiosity, are you capable of proper English prose?

This.

It takes balls to feel.

This is a great scene, but anyone who genuinely cries at this is autistic, sorry

Dunno if im "allowed" to, but i still cried like a little bitch for almost the whole second half of the movie

I cried at the end of Armageddon

There'd be something wrong with you if you didn't

>Hey, Max. Guy gets on the MTA here in LA, dies. Think anybody will notice?

delet this

>It's a Wonderful Life
>Citizen Kaine
>Return of the King
>Zulu
>Brian's Song
>ROCKY
>Butch and Sundance
>Click
>Big Fish
>Braveheart
>Blade Runner (sometimes)
>Space Dandy (finale fucking wreck'd me)
>Everything is Illuminated
>Armageddon
>Last of the Mohicans
>Master and Commander
>Hell or High Water

A man's tears are simply something that a lot of people don't get. We know perfectly well that we can cry at any time. We choose not to because we know what is really worth crying over.

Lost love
broken hearts
loneliness
stubbed toes
these are all passing things that do not merit wasteful blubbering. When a woman (or a pussy) cries over this it reduces the meaning of their tears; we now know they'll weep at practically anything.

>We reserve our tears for powerful motions of the soul: hubris.

The realization of complete loss at your own hands.

The conquering of one's fears and mastery of your fate

The rediscovery of family and human goodness

The forfeiture of life to a greater ideal (duty, integrity) or the lives of others

The total extinction of something beautiful

This is what moves so-called "emotionally stunted" men. They conserve their jubilation and sorrow for events that truly merit it, and when it comes, they experience it on a near-religious level. They don't weep over some tart having a childish breakup with a steamy 20-something. They weep for humanity.

Now pack up and move, we got real men's shit to talk about here.

Toy Story 3

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This shit always kicks me in the balls especially when you've marathoned the whole series in a day.

I assume pretty much every scene in rotk has been posted

>anyone who genuinely cries at this is autistic, sorry

>that list
followed by
>that discussion
kek

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>cannot appreciate the thematic elements in Rocky
stay pleb

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was this a deleted scene? I don't remember this from the movie

>They conserve their jubilation and sorrow for events that truly merit it, and when it comes, they experience it on a near-religious level.
Why. If anything that would make such a new and unpracticed display of emotion strange and lacking in focus.

That sounds like a lot of fluff m8. I think a "real" man same as any other person finds himself and lives with honesty and indeed a humble stoicism. None of that bullshit "i'll cry when they tell me i can" nonsense.

Warrior hits very hard at the end if you have a brother.

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What the fuck is wrong with Canada? They even let that crazy fuck that literally ate some guys heart on a bus free walk free.

I cry at basically anything that has a sad melody in the background. I'm so easily emotionally manipulated by films that it makes the average women look like Arnold. Is there any hope for me bros?

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men dont cry when people die in schindlers list

but the ending is something completely different

if it gets in the way of enjoying your life maybe watch less purposefully tear jerky films

if not then just enjoy those heavy feels bro

Gladiator

10 years ago. Time flies
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They're cucks

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Why is Jenny such a fucking whore?

Love this movie

>itt: Vietnam fucking shits

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