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first for news

Threadly reminder that coral springs is gay

Spain is literally GOD

Look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me laugh

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Drug Free Since '93

id literally heem all of you

lol spainsperg's mere presence has the tyron spammer all worked up, imagine letting someone get to you this bad lmao it's pathetic tbqf

12th for Coral Springs literally crying

>USADA can find any athlete guilty, what are your resources to defend yourself?’ – UFC’s Frank Mir

Thus does not happen to wwGOAT

lol my mere presence has eddieposter shaking in his boots, you haven't seen him for months

15th

Good post

Infrequent reminder the spammer hates the image related plus Coral, Spain, Cruz, and IMG_bros alongside the rest of the TFATK family

Jon Jones was literally in talks to fight Stipe.
Brock Lesnar Vs Jones could literally have been for the Heavyweight belt.

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Imagine bandwagoning a cheating, criminal, sociopathic nigger.

I only nuthug Hendo, Rose, Frankie, Reem and I've recently bandwagoned Whittaker.

Only in the UFC would a WWE wrestler destroy their best fighters without even using the F5 and their GOAT got busted for steroids at least boxing has a true hero and fighter in Muhammad Ali

Have they actually stripped Jones yet? It took longer last time.Spainsperg didn't kill himself? That's nice.

>Losing to a roided up middleweight

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

im the only poster on heem this is all a grand illusion i am projecting into your consciousness

This is the new LeBron face

Try it again in English

Why doesn't Jinder Mahal fight UFC? I think the Modern Day Mahajara could zldballllllllllllllllrsmnfb lsjenmad

*blocks your path*

CryingJordan you weirdo.

heem isn't real it is all just an illusion created in my head projected into your anus

What's wrong with you?

Yeah you wish I was buddy don't you

/heem/ is fake. Its a collection of beliefs. /mma/ will exploit this. /mma/ isn't trying to make a guitar its trying to make something better than a guitar.

Threadly reminder you wish I was.

>nuthuggers are still trying to claim that Jones is talented when he needed steroids to win any of his fights

why are so many people thinking that Jones was setup?

do people flat out refuse to believe he cheated or is there evidence of him being purposely tainted?

#BROKEN

Crying Jordan isn't fiunny. CryingDC is hilarious

Is there a list of /heem/ users?

How do I make an account? This place seems very cliquey. You all know each other somehow lol

>loses a kickboxing match to Jake Shields
>dabs

he a dindu gud goy

>implying that would ever be for the belt

Stipe would shadowrealm Jones

I hope Dana flips his shit and fires Jones for good.
I'm tired of his bullshit.

>le HGH gut homme
kek sure

Prime Jake Shields is extremely underrated.

>loses to a split decision to another confirmed roider
Yup sounds about right

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

Idk guy, crying Jordan is pretty funny.

No cliques here brother. We're mostly all open arms to everyone except a few h8rs who try to drag it down for everyone. Be yourself and will we appreciate you for you

contact spergOP, he'll set you up with a heem.com account

been a yuge fan of Masdival since bellator

Jake Shields unironically has a top 5 MMA and top 5 grappling resume in all of combat sports history. Silly on its face but it's true.

Its a steroid thats been tested for years so and it only showed up on his weigh in test the day before the fight which would be a dumb time to take it so either
>tainted supplements/dickpills2.0
>he got set up
>he's just fucking stupid
Id go with the ladder

Been a huge Whittaker fan since 2017 my guy

Try what again?

Agreed 100%

Imagine what Goldberg could have done in the UFC and still could do, he literally destroyed Lesnar without even trying, he'd go crazy building up another undefeated streak in the UFC.

Spain has got the turbospergs squirming like crazy

>50 posts in and half of the thread is samefags

Heem is just a friendship simulator for a handful of losers

Really makes me think

Can every Jones nuthugger ITT please apologize so we can move on?

Or are you going to deflect to some teenage spaniard namefag some more? Is some sperg really your only line of defense?

Jones is literally the third worst juicer in the UFC behind Brock and Barnett. Please acknowledge and apologize.

*BONK*

>t. cringiest post you've made
>t. cancer that is killing /heem/
I swear to christ your mother would be ecstatic to find you dead, Coral Springs.

The mandrama board is here: You're welcome.

/heem/ isn't a friend simulator, they're actually my friends imo. We chat like normal friends would.

>throws the least strikes in welterweight title history
>dabs

His striking isn't. He exposed Tyron for all to see.

look into it

All im going to say. Look into it

jones still p4p #1

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>wearing the exact same shoes
that's weird

is my slave acting up again? i am very sorry if my slave is bothering you, heem. my slave needs to learn to obey his master, just like tyravius learned

they have a new test that increase the detection window, so I doubt he took it close enough to where he thought it would show up on the test, obviously

CM Punk had a competitive match with Lesnar but then got BTFO in the octagon. Squared circle skills doesn't translate well to the octagon.

>why are so many people thinking that Jones was setup?

Because after crying like a bitch after being stung just before 200, nobody and i mean nobody would be stupid enough to go and pull that shit again and to have the title taken back off you and most likely a permenant ban from UFC

Dana needs to get rid of jewsada and get some other doping regulating body to test fighters

You are sadly completely deranged. I'm not Springsbro and you need to get your priorities straight. Having such anger and expressing it in such a useless and vitriolic fashion is extremely unhealthy. Bless your soul in all sincerity

>beats 2 specialists in their game
>le wrestlefuck no tdd twinks man
*taps to strikes*

>Defends 24 takedowns in a 25 minute fight from the best grappler in the UFC
>Average of 1 takedown per minute

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

>t. springshit

grow up, nerd

Aspen Ladd has been BTFO by Jones back into irrelevancy

Blinded by your own bitterness you literally think everyone is me. You schizo lunatic I promise once you let that anger go life will open up to you.
Thanks bro.

still id have to imagine they tested him at some point in the month prior to the fight if not multiple times considering his history

Michael Dukakis

it's a tight fookin' curcle here we got, la.

How do I achieve Reem status Natty?

>the #1 samefagger claims "not me" again

lol sure

I beg you to get the Sup Forums extension if you think I'm such a samefriender.

The roid gut has to be tucked buddeh

Also Woodley is the WW GOAT by virtue of this loser going upto MW.

H8rs aren't worth the bandwidth, bro. They're just trying to get a reaction.

If anything this whole thing will fuck DC up even more.
He accepted his faith but now it's pain all over again.

im sure you open up to many men

>I bet you
hahahahhahahahaha

go beg elsewhere, twerp

>beats 2 specialists in their game
I didn't see Tyron on Maia's back.

>blind Maia in one eye in the first round
>the swelling goes away in the third because of how little he gets hit
Really made me think.

slave boys need to learn what happens when they start acting uppity

Jones fans are the most pathetic beings in the world.

They are like Mayweather and Yankee/Lakers fans. They cling to greatness because they are losers. Usually spics. They are barnacles.

They are hiding right now. They will not face the music. Jones is human trash.

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Projecting this hard won't make your life better.

He already released a statement saying jones was the better man that night.

Corm is classy.

>Spainsperg has the spammer in shambles
i love it

he just cant help himself

horsemeat brah

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>4 title fights in one year
>3 successful defenses

As opposed to:

>Tapping to strikes from 5'6" Matt Serra

Hughes is the GOAT if GSP doesn't exist, not Woodley. Sorry, my fellow black man. Just how it is.