Be American

>Be American
>Get Shot

>be American
>shoot back

>be human
>die

>Be American
>Get shot
>The shot is stopped by 3 layers of Ton-Ton tier fat

>be Canadian
>dont shoot cause then you lose

>be Canadian
>get burnt to a crisp

>Be British Columbian
>Property is worth more than everyone ITT

>implying you ever shoot back

>Alberta
>Relevant

>Be Americunt

>Get salty on Sup Forums

>be Irish
>pot of gold gets stolen by jews

>be Canadian
>life is so shit that you got to shitpost on pol

So sad.

I wish I was a squid

>be American
>say mean things on Twitter and not get arrested

>Be american
>Fat scooter runs out of battery
>Call 911

>Be American

Well according to you leaf, getting shot means we win.

>implying we Brazilians are human

that was Dank!

>be Mick
>think I'm relevant

>be human
>get extinguised

>be Canadian
>speak French.

>be American
>shoot back