>723 appearances
>520 goals
Why isn't he regarded as the all time GOAT?
723 appearances
Charles Ross
Nicholas Mitchell
He's head's TOO small.
Kayden Hernandez
those stats are incorrect
Josiah Watson
he's booty is TOO thicc
Jonathan Jenkins
People like to hate on Zlatan, they like to put this image of him being a badboy instead of the greatest footballer of our generation.
Wyatt Gray
why he gotta be so mopey all the time?
Connor Peterson
How many CLs has he got?
Michael Ramirez
because there are players with better goals to games ratio for starters?
Jackson Cox
It's 723 games, 420 goals and most of them were statpadded at PSG. If you exclude PSG, it's 543 games, 263 goals, impressive but not even a 0.50 goal ratio.
Nicholas Ortiz
He's hair's TOO long.
Ayden Bennett
He's nose's TOO long.
Ryan Moore
It's the way nature intended us to be.
Luke Collins
He's mustache's TOO pedo
Jaxon Russell
>leaves Inter
>Inter wins treble
>leaves Barcelona
>Barcelona wins treble
Jose Russell
his penis is TOO short
Ian Sanchez
The nose.
Also can't carry a team
Robert Rogers
>still being this mad that your team, city and country was Zlatans bitch for the entirety of his sejour
John Wilson
>that pube beard
every time
Jacob Richardson
>leaves PSG
>PSG choke a 4-0 lead
Brayden Miller
>technically leaves united
>????
I'm scared lads
Ryder Lopez
>leaves United
>United wins tr-
well?
Josiah Phillips
he's still there
Tyler Garcia
Only works if the team is actually good. See PSG's performance last year.
Eli Sanchez
Why do you lie?
It's 766 appearances for 437 goals
Austin Wood
He's overrated but then again so is donaldo and he's eternally blown in this place
Cooper Murphy
He can't in CL
Benjamin Walker
FUCK SWEDEN AND FUK SWEDISH PEOPLE
Andrew Green
this
Kayden Taylor
He's useless in CL.
Grayson Cooper
Why?
Connor Jenkins
1 after he re-signs for United this season.
Lucas Hill
r9 didn't CL either
Nolan Reyes
what a small country mentality
Gavin Gutierrez
LMFHALO(laughing my fucking head and limbs off)
James Nguyen
He seems to join clubs at the wrong time.
That's why he doesn't have a CL.
Ian Torres
yeah mate, i would fuck swedish girls in their asses, if you catch my meaning
Lucas Barnes
he's the fernando alonso of football
Wyatt Butler
Everyone will agree that he's the GOAT after he wins MLS cup next year.