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>no more goals against San Marino or Andorra

England is finished. It's over.

Thank fuck.

Someone post The Age Of Rooney.

genuinely worried who the fuck will score the penalties now

The last of England's fraudulent golden generation.

Is the age of Rooney, dare I say, over?

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terrible captain

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

Thank fucking Christ

imagine having gareth southgate of all people end ur career

WTF I hate Bolivia now

>the slayer of san marino
>the great khan of kazakhstan
>the eviscerator of estonia

Rooney, on his day, is still England's best player. He has a team built around him again and he's already out scoring Kane. I fully expect him to be the Englishman with the most goals by the end of the season. This decisions is going to haunt England next summer.

it took gareth fucking southgate to actually have the balls to drop rooney, still can't get my head around that

>Best England player ever
>Is actually an Irish pikey

TEARS
TEARS AT ENGLAND

Southgate wanted to call him up for the upcoming qualifiers.

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Fair play to Rooney for realising that he's a detriment then

yeah but so is Southgate.

Not that happy about this desu, we're still never going to win anything but now I can't blame Rooney and call him names

rooney took the decision away from southgate
he wanted to control his own destiny

Very poor bait.

It's alright I'm happy to blame sterling even though he's clearly the only talented creative player in the team

Tell me about Rooney. Why doesn't he score in tournaments?

Reminder to build the team around raheem

Did you see Kane at Euro 2016?

>5 goals in actual tournaments

Strange, i though he would return after scoring twice this season.

Feel like I'm getting old.

Sterling - - - - Kane - - - - Ox
----------- Alli - - - - - - - Lellana
---------------- Henderson
Rose - Smalling - Cahill - Walker
----------------- Butland

If they weren't all English I'd say that's Euro semis material at least

the mounter of montenegro

Name one England player who performed at Euro 16

>smalling
>Shoehorning in Alli
>cahill

Lol dude

Too many Spurs and Liverpool players. They are bred to choke at those clubs.

Literally who else is better and will be selected by Southgate over those

>cared more about getting a hair transplant than giving up fags and kebabs

I believe that Joe Hart met everyone's expectations.

Stones
Keane
Jones

and i just dont think Alli fits in the england team

They're the only clubs who develop any English players unfortunately

7 tournament goals. 4 in Euro 2004, 1 in Euro 2012, 1 in World Cup 2014, 1 in Euro 2016.

Who else, all the other better clubs are chock full of foreign mercenaries

I'm on hol what happened to Rooney #whatatimetobealive

>If they weren't all English I'd say that's Euro semis material at least

Why? Other than maybe Kane, they're all utterly shit.

What comes after the Age of Rooney?
The Kingdom of Kane?
The Dynasty of Alli?

REMINDER

Wayne Rooney was joint top scorer for England at the 2016 Euro.

Stones is a meme, Keane being first choice depends on his season at Everton tbf and I don't rate Jones over Smalling or Cahill

Alli will play regardless of whether he works

Proper thread

>The Reign of Rashford

Of everyone available I'd say Kane and sterling have the most potential to be the new star disappointment

Someone post that Age of Rooney CopyPasta

Fag

They're all good players for their clubs that put together should have been able to beat just about any European squad last year other than Germany, France, possibly Portugal

wtf who's going to shoot corners for England now?

>The one who, for a moment, struck fear into the hearts of the proud part time dentist Nation of Iceland

Harry Kane duh

Kinda fucked up team desu.

Lallana

---------------Butland---------------
Walker---Jones---Cahill---Rose
-----Lallana---Dier---Hendo-----
------------------Alli------------------
---------Sterling---Kane-----------

Or just go full 3atb meme with Wenger's new wing back Ox, Stones as the ball-playing defender™ and other meme options.

--------------------Butland-------------------
---------Jones---Stones---Cahill---------
Walker/Ox---Dier---Hendo---Ox/Rose
-----------------------Alli----------------------
--------------Sterling---Kane---------------

Not getting out of the groups anyway.

Let's go ahead and call up the mighty chelsea English strikers

wayne was called up for the upcoming games by southgate
but wayne thought it was the right time to bow out

The BLACKED era of double-barreled names

Defeat to Faroe islands when?

>They're all good players for their clubs

No they're not. The likes of Sterling, Chamberlain and Henderson are absolutely shit. The fans of those respective clubs hate it when those players are in the team.

Big fat Sam would never have even considered calling Rooney up any more. Southgate is a fucking yes man hack, and the sooner we miserably fail at a tournament before making another shitty management appointment, the better

He should do a Chester. #numb

I did.

Fact is no other English striker will come close to Kane in terms of goals unless he gets injured for a long period.

And even then, as he showed last season, he'll still probably finish with the most goals.

God I hope this happens. I want a Iceland 2: Electric Boogaloo

>the burglar of bulgaria
>the slayer of slovakia

Every time

>the assassin of andorra
>the lyncher of luxembourg

>people posting teams without Vardy

clueless

Butland
Walker - Smalling - Jones - Rose
Dier - Drinkwater - Alli
Vardy - Kane - Lallana/Ox/Sterling

Walker-Peters, Alexander-Arnold, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Loftus-Cheek, Calvert-Lewin, Ward-Prowse, Maitland-Niles

Wew lads

>Vardy

>le chase the an aimless ball into the corner man

what's it like watching football your entire life and still not having a clue about it?

Replace Smalling with Maguire

> the nightmare of Norway
> the eradicator of Ecuador
England confirmed dead.

Not felt this elated about an England retiree since Emile Heskey.

Vardy is easily the most dynamic forward we have.

I feel like his age and the fact he's still at Lester doesn't sit well with some fans.

Reminder that England missed the Euro 2008 because they failed to score against Macedonia and your memes about goals against "lesser" opposition being worthless are silly.

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fuck off this is the proper thread

Ox is the only one of those that is vaguely disliked by the fans and that is as much to do with the contract situation as it is his ability.

What happened to Daniel Sturridge?

the goat

Suarez left liverpool and couldn't carry him anymore

It's not like Rooney was at fault. I remember back in the day, England needed to have Beckham score that fucking screamer of a foul to qualify against a very weak Greek side (this was before euro 2004 magicks).
Never understood that a team that has large quantities of talent like yours seems to always have toruble.

If they weren't english they wouldn't be starting in PL

>see a goal against a decent country
>Friendly

What a fraud

>Vardy spends his entire career doing nothing on the wing
>Finally gets a go in the middle and wins the league for Leicester
>you want to play him on the fucking wing again

Masterful user, what a great fucking plan.

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>Not a single DM in the squad
>euro semis
Oh you

all me

>toruble
apologies for poor english

His legs keep falling apart

Jermaine Defoe was always the better player. The only reason Rooney started ahead of Defoe is because he played for United.

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It's because we used to pick our 11 best players and then force them into a 442.