What THE FUCK happened?

What THE FUCK happened?

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He got blacked

He was such a cute and innocent child..

fear - > anger -> hate -> suffering

before and after Sup Forums

Mommas boy

REEEEEEEEEEE

>HATE SAND

He got turned into a child soldier.

Think about it. Recruited at a young age. Indoctrinated by a religious order. Cut off from his family.

He was radicalized, twice.

Hershlag's pusy drove him crazy. I dont blame him, she makes me so horny!

Got hooked on the force yo. Happened to my cousin Steve too. He got so caught up into it he up and moved his ass to a swamp on Degobah and we don't even see him for thanksgiving anymore.

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Healthy young pod racer has existential crisis, gets pumped full of the dark side, doesn't feel good and changes - SITH LORD. Many such cases!

Fuck, literally The Most Beautiful Woman to ever Live. Also, Best SW female character

bipolar force disorder

Podracing

JUST

In case anyone missed the episode 8 spoilers earlier:

Mace Windu is not dead, a passing ship broke his fall and he stowed away and exiled himself to Jakku.

Rey was left on Jakku Luke after his academy was destroyed and Mace and Luke met on Jakku.

Mace used an old force power that was lost with the near extinction of the jedi to cloak Rey so that Snoke and Ren could not find her and finish her off. The same one Yoda and Obi-Wan used to protect Luke and Leia.

Luke wanted to learn all of the old master jedi force powers that he was not strong enough to learn from Yoda and Obi-Wan so he exiled himself to learn from Mace.

When Rey finds Luke Mace is also there and he reverses the cloak which restores her memory and all of her past training and Lukes academy being destroyed by Snoke, Ren and his knights is revealed.

Rey leaves to get revenge. When Ren met Han he was conflicted and turning towards the light, which is why he was defeated by Rey, he is really much stronger. His knights are also very strong. They overpower and capture Rey.

Finn, Poe and Chewbacca are with the resistance having battles with the first order, there is a space battle, one on a snow planet (not-hoth) and one on a swamp where Finn and Poe get separated together (its gonna lead to a lot of tumblr shipping).

Finn, Poe, Chewbacca, C3PO, Leia, BB-8 and some other resistance members go to find Luke because Rey has not yet returned with him. When they get their they find out Rey has left. Mace and Luke do not have a ship to follow her.

Finn, Poe, BB-8, C3-PO, Chewbacca, Mace and Luke go to save her. They run into Ren and he ends up turning to the lightside. When they get to Rey she has turned to the dark side. There are many different lightsaber battles.

Eventually Snoke is on the way so Mace sacrifices himself to buy them time to escape. He is killed by Rey.

Luke returns to the island to finish mastering what Mace taught him so he can defeat Snoke, he also further trains Ren.

day took her

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sand

His daughter died. Shit fucked him up.

is he wearing lipstick?
what did he mean by that?

Too much sand

bretty gud but you should really take out the mace shit to make it believable

nobody's going to buy that

His mother fed him poison.

Not gonna lie, this wouldn't be bad at all, but I think the plot is going to change because, well, Carrie Fisher...