Sideways pass virtuoso

>sideways pass virtuoso

>box-to-box midfield orchestrator

>defending wingers

>designated cumdumpster trequartista

>controls the game

>african free kick specialist attacking midfielder playing false 10

>mid field ball delivering imperator

jajajajaja XD MUY BUEN POST EL LOCO !!!!1 XD XD XD

>the hunter and gatherer midfield

autism

Are these bot threads?

el britANO señores
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>enemy ball thieving magnifico

>box to box fenomeno

>false libero

>slow and calm maestro

>artillero

>outside the box deep lying defensive-offensive play making central defender adept

>centre attacking bench

>libero alternante

>corner kick
>corner is not itself kicked

>american football
>isn't played with the foot

mmmm....

>good holding game

>Water carrier

>Magisterial midfield playmaker

>designated driver

> depredador del area

>Fox in the box

>2-way goalkeeper

Kek

>free roaming libero/defending midfielder turbohybrid

>the new maradona

>the deep-lying playmaker
>the creative maestro
>the magician
>le close my eyes and pass it towards the opponents goal hoping our big lad up top runs onto it man

>the false fellaini

>the world class american forward

>cross cum-shot

>super sub

moar liek super meme amirite

>raumdueter

>water carrier

> 2 touch extraordinaire

>mfw I can't think in anything clever to post

if you don't have anything clever to post just post some dumb shit like
>false box to box lasagna

t. bacteriarinha

>no technical skill
>no brain
>is always out of position so he has to chase the ball like a dog
>blasts EPO and Endurobol to keep it up
>signature move is being in the right place by sheer coincidence and intercepting the ball
>adored by fans, players, coaches, and pundits for """working hard"""
>winner of the Barclays Premier League™ Most Valuable Player Award
can Sup Forums think of the words that do this once in a lifetime player justice?

nigger

> defensive winger

>posting on Sup Forums
>having your get stolen by /mlp/

> this does not slip

>Classic number 10

>big benis :DD

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>backwards passing and running forward artiste

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>box to box keeper
>winger that cuts outside

>false 1

>false 1

wew...

>box-to-box dab specialist

>tough as nails centre half

>the phillip lahm role

>el capitANO

>Central attacking Goalkeeper

>multidimensional unlimited defender

>controlling ball with the mind psychic magic wielding striker

>activated central fullback

I like this one

>homo dispositionary

>indiscernible playmaker

>pacy dribbler

t. the holy cow of corner shots

>spectator multiple choice philosophical riddle

>false linesman
>center winger
>not goal keeper

>box to box goalkeeper

>Beckenbauer-like attacking libero with side to side articulation, deep passing specialist

>inverted false 10 with needle player qualities

>a great guy to have in the locker room

For me, it's
>locker room motivator short speedster trequartista with swift inside cuts to backward crosses

>space and time bending deep lying mind controlling centre forward despot.

>referee mindsculpting penalty-kick diver manlet speeding striker playing 5D chess with defenders over three matches and wide kicking to mislead keepers

>time wasting penalty taker

>il motorino del centrocampo

>dabbing african-french central midfielder