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eu sunt grec

rasa muștar reprezent

Dubs get to stay in my bunker

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the rifle isnt belgian?

Shtat dit ti je mundu
je vesh e je shminku
a thu a t'kish pengu me mu me fluturu
shtat dit je malltretu si bredh je zbukuru
me t'puth a t'kish pengu
se urgjentisht po du.

cCc merbaha reddit cCc

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texting with an albanian qt

Important question.
Tosk or gheg?

>implying albanian qts would even bother replying to bulgarian mongrels who lurk on Sup Forums all day long

double dubs, ayyyyyyyyyyy

idk man im all about that shqipar pussy
>she says she wants me to choke and spank her
hmm

screenshot

best i can do cuz its from snapchat

assuming you're not troleing, where do you find albanian girls to snap in bullgari?

Shiptars cucked

Shqip girls jumping on slavic cock

No names, no dates. You literally haven't shown shit.

good job user, hope you get to fuck the shit out of her

>implying fyrom is slavic

Hope I get to beat the shit out of your faggot ass.

cant tell you my secrets
the clock is in the top right corner

whats your favorite albanian country?

1. shqiperi
2. kosova
3. maqedoni
4. mali i zi

/kosovaboo/ here

based dibran or malesore

Why do you even care?

Literally a conversation of 14 year olds.

>maqedoni
They are greek, dumb alb*nian subhuman

hi

tribe animals

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You mean rightful serb clayboo i think

my crotch smells very lewd..

damn i will be sleeping for the 7s get so cant roll for greater albania..

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daily reminder the music from our childhood was better

i'll witness it
shame the americlaps will get it

I would like to thank the government of the United States of America

braaaaaaaaaap

tenk ju juesejj

May they bless the Bunkers all

Because their freedom has had its toll

How easily can someone from Buglaria understand someone speaking Macedonian

>inb4 it is Bulgarian

I don't know too much about it and I'm just curious about the language since I speak Serbian already. I was listening to this video:
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To me it sounds like a mix of Serbian and some other stuff I don't recognize, which I imagine is Bulgarian-esque. Thanks!

goodbye- we also say chao. "officially" дoвиждaнe, so it's similar, imo not too easy to understand

please- molim vi. we can understand the make, as it makes sense to put the vi in front, but only as part of a sentence

thank you- blagodaria. we just don't say the m they do, very easy to understand

you're welcome- it's the same

yes and no are the same

right and left- it's diasno and liavo, basically instead of e we use я here. very easy to understand

1-10- most are the same, some small diff here and there, easy to understand

weekdays- we change one e to я again, and an o to an ъ, but the rest is the same

nice to meet you- (she's saying as if this is the first meeting), instead of milo we would most likely say priatno, could also say drago. the "zapoznav" part gives it away, so we would understand her, but we'd think she sounds like a retard

hello my name is- my name is, is the same. hello is zdravei, so same root (zdrave- health), here zdravo means hard. we'd understand it tho

good etc- all the same expect nok is nosht

cheers- no ie, just nazdrave

welcome to mecedonia-
dobre is the same
makedonia is the same
doidovte- we would say, doshli
vo- at this point everyone knows this means v
i don't think many bgs would understand that last one

>imo not too easy to understand
tho you would understand from the context i guess. there's some of that going on when listening to macedonian

and the closest thing to "doidovte" is doidohte, which means "you came"

but anyway you can see how the words are similar / the same

serbian is much harder to understand for bgs

man these posts are moving fast

Thanks, I can imagine the difficulty in understanding Serbian. Funny how the languages are similar but still very different.

/balk/ get?

Merry Christmas /balk/

tri moreta get?

oh well fuck it
i'll go lie down, need to leave for work in 2 hours

it was nothing

This is an invitation to the dancefloor
Roofrock, disco in a hardcore
Your head is spinning 'cause you know the score
Question goes do you want more
Do you want more
More of that sweet love
More of that sweet vibe
More of that sweet music of my mind

I want to be ancient Macedonian

How could Persians ever face up to that?

Macedonians: ghegs

B*ulgarians: tosks

Stfu cuck

Fucking roaches made me travel for almost 20 hours from Croatia and made me sick. ALL of them have like new Mercedes/BMW/Audis and they never buy a plane ticket to Istanbul.

>plane ticket
roaches don't fly, m8
you should've know that

I got news for ye m8

nah those are based. You can consider them to be like the Jordanians.
Turks are those small shitty ones that crawl around your apartment when you are sleeping, fucking your shit up

>Turks tried to be photographed with the Turkish flag in the White Tower [images]

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that's not how you hold a five-meter sarissa

Dajte preporuku za neko hrvatsko ostrvo. Korcula deluje zanimljivo, mada se cini da nema suvise plaza. Kakve su struje i temperatura vode kada letujes na ostrvu?

U principu ne trazim nikakav provod ali ne mora da bude ni neka totalna izolacija. Da je fina plaza pre svega. Nesto u blizini Splita, off coast itd? Any preporuka welcome.

prevareni muž

Only numales and batkas go to the beach. Go hike in the mountain is my suggestion.

>Serbs have dead Turks in their coat of arms
Very butthurt

here's an example of butthurt

i appreciate all of you even the albanians

I don't like snakes

>doesn't like sneks
just post your tits and pussy already

It's funny you look more like Serbs than with those turks ;)

Transylvania is not Balkan

t. Szilágyi Árpád

t. stereotypical serbian name

hahahahahahaha how will blerim recover

dai snimka da q vidim shiptarkata

tosks all the way desu

redpill me on the different albanian subraces

heh

That's because it's Ijekavski govor

Stop posting yugoturkish here

You Hella mad Iki?

do not use this turkish name

Iki what's wrong

This. Is she tosk or gheg? I bet gheg highlander from north albania.

>i love being tortured
We know.

slavshit subhuman

Sticks and stones Iki

>Ijekavski govor
and what does that mean?

it means ce general de imbecile animale

what are you trying to say?
And no, I dont live on calea mosilor

haide haide turci

sugi pula moldovene

collega problem mare, pula cara, pizda mare

what is wrong with you people
dumb turkish balkanites

autism

suntes ardelean?

never call me that, monkey

>tfw the mods will rangeban whole Greece because of this trolle master, impersonating ikibey
can't wait, nothing of value would be lost, desu