This will be a multi-part post, bear with me >Barcelona after Bellerín. Deal "done", hours pass...Bellerín doesn’t sign for Barcelona. Instead they sign Semedo (not a bad start) >They go after Verratti. Deal "done," matter of hours...Verratti doesn’t sign for Barcelona. >They go after Theo Hernández. He signs for R. Madrid >They go after Ceballos. They offer a higher salary and more playing time than Real Madrid...Ceballos signs for Real Madrid. >Al-Khelaïfi puts his crosshairs on the future of Barcelona: Neymar Jr.
>Piqué tweets the infamous “Se queda” and everyone in Barcelona rejoices and mocks PSG. 10 days later Neymar signs for PSG. >Neymar not only leaves but he’s asking for the €26M signing bonus from his last contract with FCB.
>Barcelona reach an agreement with Real Sociedad for the transfer of Íñigo Martínez paying the amount of the release clause (€32M) to avoid having to pay VAT >when it's all ready to be signed they try to lowball Real Sociedad and Sociedad break all negotiations with Barça
>They go after Coutinho. Deal done, matter of hours…Fenway Sports Group publicly tells Barça to stop pursuing Coutinho and Liverpool’s Spanish twitter account mocks the “Se queda”
How can people in charge be so scummy and incompetent?
Do Spaniards have cops and laws or are they animals?
Asher Martinez
>Coutinho hands in transfer request.
>They go after Dembélé. Deal done, matter of hours...BVB asks for €130M. Barça representative says it’s a done deal. Watzke says it’s not a done deal, not even close.
>R. Madrid dances around Barça on the Spanish SuperCup beating them 5-1 on aggregate. >General Manager Pep Segura criticizes Piqué in public for his own goal. >Busquets hits back at Pep Segura. >It's revealed that Barça didn’t sign Asensio because they wanted to pay the €4M transfer over several payments and R. Madrid paid the 4M upfront and swooped in Asensio. >Camp Nou filled up with madridistas on the 1st leg of the SuperCup, it doesn’t happen the opposite on the 2nd leg.
>Barcelona signs Paulinho for €40M, a 29 y.o. that plays in the Chinese SuperLeague. Everyone is livid. >During the presentation of Paulinho, vice-president Jordi Mestre admits that Messi hasn't signed the contract extension yet. A month prior to this, Bartomeu lied and said that yes, it was all signed and the only thing left was to make a ceremony.
>Dembélé goes missing from training at Dortmund. Everyone points at FC Barcelona for this behavior. >Barcelona gives Liverpool an ultimatum to accept their offer. Liverpool's officials find it funny.
Aiden Jackson
3/3
>Barcelona-based newspapers tell that Seri is a matter of hours and that the release clause is €40M, which will be paid. Barça offers €35M. Nice says that release clause is expired and the asking price is €40M + players.
>Barcelona wants to sue Neymar for €9.3M. >Neymar speaks against Barça’s board.
>Now Seri is not wanted by Pep Segura at FCB. The player had already bid farewell to his teammates. They tell this to him by phone.
>They go after Di Maria. PSG rejects the offer and deems Di Maria as “not for sale”. >Messi, Neymar, and Rakitic post on social media about a a few players attending Neymar’s son b-day party and banter about the “Se queda”.
>FC Barcelona twitter and facebook accounts get hacked.
>TO BE CONTINUED...
Jaxson Lewis
>but he’s asking for the €26M signing bonus from his last contract with FCB. Why didn't they just make it so the bonus only triggered at the end of the window? Why have a loyalty bonus that triggers during a window?
>Do Spaniards have cops and laws Yes, one of my friends once got glove slapped by a Spanish policeman, because someone on the floor of the hotel we were staying in had weed.
Jonathan Hernandez
>post yfw Messi leaves for city and barca get relegated >post yfw liverpool buy luis Suarez back next season >post yfw Catalonia becomes its own country and barca can't even do better than relegation fodder in fucking France
Adrian Phillips
hola reddit
Michael Howard
>tfw you were born in time to witness the rise and fall of Barcelona
Jonathan Gonzalez
Barcelona fans have had it too good for the past 10 years. They deserve this period of being the butt of everyone's joke.
Gabriel Phillips
this, im not even mad, i just dont want halal shitdrid to win everything now
Christopher Sullivan
the absolute state of this club. and I thought Bayern went full meme in the past few years.
Justin Collins
dortmund can no longer sell Dembélé cause this would indirectly approve his behaviour.
still kinda funny how barcelona manages to crash and burn within a single transfer window.
Jack Stewart
Can't they just go for decent young players with really low buyout clauses like Real Madrid did?
Jose Lewis
The Coutinho part is honestly the most hilarious.
>Hey Liverpool we want Coutinho here's 120mil >No, he's not for sale >YES OR NO LIVERPOOL >Uh we already said no >LIVERPOOL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT FINAL OFFER >wtf go away
Ethan Wood
Coutinho: £140m Dembele: £130m Seri: £40m+ Watching Barcelona throw their toys out the pram and crumble at the foundations: Priceless
Christopher Mitchell
...
Bentley Morris
Just seeing this from Madrid fans makes me cringe.
Jack Foster
>using the word cringe Bye reddit
Matthew Green
They're now going after some Valencia midfielder
Top kek
Alexander Jenkins
Well that worked out well with Gomes, so why not?
Michael Taylor
At first I was
Jayden Hughes
But then
Owen Allen
>Neymar gone >Messi and Iniesta are free to leave on Bosman transfers next year
Weird to see Barca take such a dramatic downturn right before our eyes, but also fuck em. Maybe Messi can go establish himself at another club, hang out with Pep at City or something, that'd be fun.
Parker Young
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
David Morris
>Seri's agent: You come to Nice, finish negotiations and then say 'technical decision'? Very rare.
William Martin
>>Piqué tweets the infamous “Se queda” and everyone in Barcelona rejoices and mocks PSG. 10 days later Neymar signs for PSG.
>>They go after Coutinho. Deal done, matter of hours…Fenway Sports Group publicly tells Barça to stop pursuing Coutinho and Liverpool’s Spanish twitter account mocks the “Se queda”
Savage.
Brody Reyes
Is Bartomeu and his kike friends looking to get fired by September? How can one board fuck up this much in just one summer?
Charles Lopez
The Barcelona board is an absolute joke. A day after getting raped at Bernabeu they said dembele and coutinho deals were done and literally both clubs laughed at them. They don't trust the la masia even though it gave them an entire generation of soccer legends and are too fucking Jewish to spend.
So this is how Barcelona ends. Literally a.c. Milan tier shit decisions. See y'all in 10 years when the club is bought by China.
Noah Flores
Nice ctrl+c ctrl+v from reddit
Gabriel Nguyen
>So this is how Barcelona ends.
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
RIP in peace, sweet prince.
Jayden Ortiz
>more than a club
Jaxson Sullivan
>>They go after Coutinho. Deal done, matter of hours…Fenway Sports Group publicly tells Barça to stop pursuing Coutinho and Liverpool’s Spanish twitter account mocks the “Se queda”
Abosolutely based Fenway
Alexander Richardson
MABLE A B L E
Blake Davis
The best part is that they apparently are coming back with another bid.