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pineal gland currently hurtling through the kuiper belt

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

am i the only one who thinks this bint looks like harry potter?

>thailad not been spotted in over a month

They've got him haven't they lads

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everyone who wears glasses looks the same

no?

utterly grim

report and migrate

want to impregnate her boob pussy

>Reddit filename

Actually quite like girls with annoying, high pitched voices/accents

is /brit/ fixed yet?

Is that Oswald Spengler on that poster in the background?

absolutely revolting

brick phone in my right hand brrrt brrrt

The future liberals want

row row we are the vikings
row row
we are the people of the north

Jesus christ you fucked up MAJOR LEAGUE, lad

17.5 year old is like this. i think she's just scared of meeting up. my first girlfriend ever when i was in highschool was like that. i had to use another girl as leverage to basically threaten her to meet in person or else i'd leave her. i think girls just like texting and that sort of attention

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

what do you do with girls bums?

At least he's white

nonce

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Really want to slaughter every corporate exec who thought marketing nigger culture was a good idea.

aj tracey sounds a bit like LD

decided not to cut my hair before october

yanks are a different species

spank them

cant wait for his impeachment
what a stain on the history of a great country

you go back to plebbit where you came from with them

might have sex with my hand

ld > monkey > dimzy > asap > liquez

i'm not a nonce, you can just get way cuter girls who are younger than you than your age

Drake a fake nigga :ppp

might start living life like I'm involved in the plot of a Mortal Kombat game. finish him! haha

Why's he so smug?

>great country
hmm

other way around
all as shit as eachother

isn't this the antisemitic guy? why do people like him so much?

The illusion of gender equality is even more disappointing when femalekind beholds the splendour of masculinity that is myself.

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fuck off pk

rap is for children and criminals

Because he knows he can say whatever he wants without ever having to put it in to action

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except he's our next PM sweaty

DEM MAN DASHEEN

>Really want to slaughter every corporate exec who thought marketing nigger culture was a good idea.

grim

His anti-semitism is based on his appeasement and apologia for Islam.

laptop just burst in to flames listening to this

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Good old Jez

anyone else noticed that brits posting during yank hours are all lefties, but in brit hours it's all rorkes? why is that?

ah yes yank hours
*goes and does something else*

Because he cucked everyone else in the elections. Glad I'm not a Blairite right now.

Might actually start pulling myself together and trying to get a job and that

>That Donald Trump sure am stupid amirite audience??

What a fucking hack. Does nothing but easy jokes for cheap laughs

all in here

its not true so won't be commenting

delusional

always imagined my fantasy MK character as some sort of interstellar deity with the ability to summon meteors as a special move/fatality

cant log onto my EE account because its asking for an account number from my Orange bill, a company which was dissolved like 9 years ago and I have no bills from it

stupid fucking shit who designs this
half of their website is broken

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got half way through this choon before my mum come upstairs with a fire extinguisher

I hope you die of fucking Crohn's disease

days here on you CV that you have phimosis, love anime and once got called a nonce in greggs

care to elaborate?

s-s-stop criticising drumpf

I got called a nonce

i'm the OP of that thread but posting in here
grow up

dinnae think so pet x

actually I got called a racist in greggs
I was called a nonce in tesco if you actually read it properly

can't lie that shit got me mad but i was hugging up all dem bands

i get called a nonce all the time on brit and i dont even do anything noncey i just date a girl who's legal where i live who's 4 years younger than me

hello nigger

>days

ahahahah you fucked that right up good and proper m8

Get rid of poor people, simple as.

really? can I have your autograph?

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oops lol x

yeah what a hack, nothing to do with him insulting my favourite person in the world ronald shlumpf
its that the jokes are too easy

*wonders that the interviewer meant by this*

remember the other night when I said don't mind me just getting 55555 and I actually went and did it?
going to do exactly the same with 77777777 x

I'm criticising shite lazy comedy writing.

Don't care about Trump

based nigger music

talk out of place, i'll make blood leak out of your face

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Why am I still here?

Here's a concept that works
20 million other shitposters emerge
but no matter how much shit in the sea
/brit/ be so empty without me

going to be screaming when baloompf gets impeached in the next few months (probably after he realises he can't just shitcan his attorney general to get mueller off his case)

>days

Thank you for the interview but I will have to decline any offers you give me. Your unprofessional manner has left me somewhat unimpressed. Good luck finding another candidate.

The big 7 is today lads, I want you to ALL be on your toes

it's not until 4am honey

when valerie asked mark if he wanted blowback in S01E04 did he think she meant blowjob?

I hope everyone posting in this thread dies a long, painful death.

are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

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