cake edition
/cum/
top for NH
Cum cake
should I do yoga for stretching or is it gay?
still need to catch up with TP
rip cum
not gay
very good for you
do it but never tell anyone your secret
The tighter the pants, the less gay it is
I'm changing again buds, can't wait to see where life takes me next.
anyone else get REALLY angry at politics....
i wanted to see BASED senate BTFO cuckholdcare and fucking JOHN MCKEK thumbs down like a CUKC REEIOUJHAREFIJOAWIEJFAWEOJ
i broke my AFUCKING MONITRO
WE JUST WANT TO MAGA
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AGA
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AND THIS FAGGOTS WONT LET US REEEE REEEE MAGA
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obama care will fail...
Called in sick to work feelin a litle cheeky
most autistic post Ive read all day
this
fuck McCain and fuck Obongo
imagine trying to false flag an entire political part on a chinese cartoon forum
on the weekend no less
...
MASDER BIPIN BALONI :DDDDD EBIN
asexual
I'm just tired of identity politics and extremism trending toward becoming the norm.
It's only the norm on social media though
That's why I said trending.
I love extremism
It will eventually leak into the mainstream
This is what plays when i get a (You)
kys cara
TV and social media isn't reality, it's rotting your brains
are you a top or a bottom?
Dangit, I love that song. Have a (you)
play it again
This place is realer than reality.
rate my ex
...
>no trigger discipline
-1/10
First word that comes to mind when you see this?
average cum poster
subhuman
retarded
unironically my ex
she loved his videos
but now
racist shitlord
Ask her where she got her longbow. I wants me one of them.
oh little boys and girls! oh little boys and girl!
let me enter into the thread!
Nobody really likes america
wish i went to art school instead of wasting away for 6 years in 2 stem majors
I LOVE america
I like America.
we know
...
polish people like america but that's just because they worry far too much about russia
you're right
we should get along with our fellow black friends!
the three pigs is a metaphorical representation of pedophilia
...
>ywn live in Washington DC
:(
Should I learn Old English?
Have you listened to the official /cum/ anthem today?
DC is muggy as hell in summer
why is that a bad thing
Yes
yea
I swear there ain't no time for women on the come up
It's either the pussy or the commas
Going to bed /cum/ see ya tomorrow buds, sleep well and best wishes
how do we unfat our country? tax on sugar?
Because it's a nice looking city.
*throws you in the harbor*
a color around the neck that detonates if you eat above 2k cals
learn Southern folk hillbilly English or central Ebonics instead. it'll be more useful
deport anyone with a BMI greater than 20
Tax on being ugly
Actually, that might work. At least they would float.
ye
no
*throws you in the harbor*
lys
education
Raise your hand if you're a qt
*raises paw*
just bought a couple hundred rounds of ammo
how would that work? everyone already knows too much food and too little exercise leads to obesity but that hasn't stopped us from becoming United states of amerifat
just come to seattle
basically the same but with more trees everywhere
I read Beowulf a while ago. Pretty good considering how much of a generational gap there is.
Can I bring my keurig cups?
wasted my entire day inside because I thought I was going to my gramma's
I live in Portland. I don't really like Seattle.
Why is this screeching Paki complaining about brown people entering the gene pool?
*inflates the boat market*
unfortunate
I wonder who let Jon "Jew Jihad" Jafari into my home and quickly make my escape.
Would you go into this love hotel
Depends on the price
faggot
First thing that comes to mind when you see this?
what's it like being skinny?
very nice
So what exactly is the dealio with him? I don't go on youtube that often
Unironically been to this one
bretty comfy
eat more and bulk up lanklets
Pretty good. I can sit up from being cross legged on the floor without using my arms.
You mean the recent drama? Him and some sperg called Destiny had a spur of the moment debate about politics and stuff. The internet ultimately devided into "boycott Jontron" and "Jontron did nothing wrong" camps and started being angry at each other.
que asco das
you're the king
gotta get fat for winter
sometimes I wake up and intentionally find ways to get angry