/trans/ - Benitez Breakdown Edition

Newcastle are now the only PL side without a win of any kind this season. #pray4rafa

Rumours:
Chelsea have made a new £35m bid to sign Arsenal winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 24. (Daily Telegraph)

>Chelsea are also preparing to make a new £32m offer for Leicester and England midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27. (Sun)

Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo could leave the La Liga club before the end of next week. (El Pais via Manchester Evening News)

>Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, is considering making a public statement highlighting his discontent at the club in order to force an exit. (Yahoo Sports)

Inter Milan have made a bid for to sign Arsenal defender Shkodran Mustafi, 25, on a season-long loan with a view to a permanent £20m-plus deal. (Daily Mirror)

>Lionel Messi's father has spoken to Manchester City about the 30-year-old Argentina and Barcelona forward making a move to the Etihad. (Sun)

West Brom defender Jonny Evans, 29, expects to complete a £30m switch to Manchester City next week. (Daily Mirror)

>West Ham are keeping tabs on Sunderland midfielder Didier Ndong but are yet to make a bid for the 23-year-old. (Sunderland Echo)

The Black Cats have also fallen behind Aston Villa in the battle to sign winger Robert Snodgrass, 29, from West Ham. (Northern Echo)

>Former Manchester City striker Stevan Jovetic, 27, has turned down the chance to join Brighton from Inter Milan. (TalkSport)

Tottenham are preparing a new offer for Lazio forward Keita Balde Diao, 22, who has also been linked with a move to Juventus. (Corriere dello Sport via TalkSport)

>Juventus and Liverpool are set to battle for Schalke defender Benedikt Howedes, 29, who has been told he is no longer first choice at the club. (Daily Mirror)

But the Germany international says has no intention of leaving Schalke this summer. (TalkSport)

>Paris St-Germain are looking to sign Napoli and former Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina, 34. (AS)

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straight back down la

any updates on the riyad mahrez to liverpool deal?

The draw's tomorrow (Thursday). These are the pots. Pot 3 teams are really fucked this year.

West Brom defender Jonny Evans, 29, expects to complete a £30m switch to Manchester City next week.

games gone mad

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Jonny Evans is a great defender and well worth £30m in today's market. He shits all over City's current centre backs and has won more than all of them put together.

>Messi to City

things have gone too far

>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo could leave the La Liga club before the end of next week.

And go where? Arsenal? LOL

>Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, is considering making a public statement highlighting his discontent at the club in order to force an exit. (Yahoo Sports)

I can't believe this cock sucker is for real. Sell him for 130m asap. He's not worth 1/3 of that.

>messi to city
>ronaldo back to manu

O_O

My team plays in the Championship, and so I watched a fair few Newcastle games last year. They were genuinely frightening at times. When they played well it was like watching Real Madrid. It was a completely different class of football to the Championship, and I'm not just talking about "hurr durr they're going to get promoted". They were just a different breed.

They should be doing better than this in the EPL. What's going on? Huddersfield were a meme team and they're bossing it, but Newcastle (who looked like the real deal) are shitting the bed.

bleacherreport.com/articles/2728673-inside-the-brilliant-guarded-and-possibly-unsatisfied-mind-of-alexis-sanchez

>One of the player's few known hobbies outside of football is to watch Japanese manga series.

What other football players are huge weebs apart from Hazard and Sanchez?

why because they had big names players

podolski

REEEEE leave him alone

>yahoo sports

and literally what point would there be in selling him now

2 games in.

2.

hudders have strengthened considerably, with arund 10 signings

but football is all about momentum though, in either direction

>Poocastle

:O

>watch manga

yeah I know m8, you know how retarded Americans are though

Aguero and Sanchez can be anime bros :3

>drinkwater

More like Pisstaker

>Ryan Mason is to see a third specialist to see if a return to football will be possible.
WEW

Why are spurs in pot 3 and city in pot 2, didn't spurs finish second?

He nearly died for fuck's sake.

>Barca getting bullied by PSG
>getting bullied by Liverpool
>getting bullied by Dortmund
>getting bullied by Nice
>getting bullied by PSG again

Been a good window so far.

Can't he just wear an enchanted hat like Cech does?

Only pot 1is done by league position. The others are European ranking

Was a more severe impact than Cech being booted by Stephen Hunt.

is full-back the easiest position to become world class in?

i think i'll train my son to be a winger in his youth and get him to switch to full-back about 18 or so

that's what everybody does already

if you train him as a full back from day one he'll have an even better chance of becoming world class

Any update on the Messi to City situation?

not really because he won't be as good on the ball.

natural full-backs straight from youth like kyle walker or nacho monreal for example are clumsy and ungraceful on the ball

>Lionel Messi's father has spoken to Manchester City about the 30-year-old Argentina and Barcelona forward making a move to the Etihad. (Sun)
whats with south americans and getting their dad to do everything for them

so teach him to be better on the ball

What about Gareth Bale, lad?

primate experiment gone horribly right

>Barcelona are concerned that Klopp and the Dortmund board have been in contact regarding the bids from Barcelona for their players

The deal is going to happen on deadline day, isn't it? The times they're a changing.

>Liverpool are a team who nobody wants to play in the Champions League group stage because of the atmosphere created at Anfield, says manager Jurgen Klopp.

I'm sure Real Madrid are quaking.

So, what will >liverpoo do with all that sweet, sweet Coutinho money?

and Monreal is 5 times better than ex-winger Bellerin on defense though, while bellend is not 5 times better on attack

any news on the Octs to trans? I swear if he goes to a fucking leaf in /hoc/ or even worse, an australian i will fucking flip

Eh? Octs? Who?

Bellerin is fast though and he's not that bad.

ENGLAND FOR 2018 WORLD CUP

seriously lads I'm worried that /hoc/ will get the octos

LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THIS SEASON

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gay shit

/mlb/ got it cause /trans/ dies at this time. All the JF Chelsea fans go to sleep and all UKfags are asleep. Liverpool shitposters also.

SANCHEZ CONFIRMED /OUR GUY/.

Why does Arsenal attract such weebs? Poldolski was a weeb. Pretty sure Oxlade was a weeb? Where's their interview where one of them talks about One Piece?

Sanchez watches Naruto I bet.

How deep have Real Madrid infiltrated Barcelona?

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Manchester Derby becomes biggest derby for the next 2 years.

mfw Barcelona replace Xavi with Welsh Xavi

If Messi goes to City they've won the league, if not at the minimum a double.

But how will he do on a cold night in Stoke in December

He's confirmed before he'd manage.

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Gnabry - Welbeck interview
youtu.be/zjaVworIn_Y

1:47

>having the draw at 4am on the other side of the planet
>whine that teams don't take the 'competition' seriously

>Liverpool
>le concede 2 goals at home man against the 4th team in a one team league.

Family as agent for maximizing the profit. Also there is spanish law about south american minors must be accompanied by family member if they want to move in.

Is wanking to traps gay?

Spurs decided to get fucked by Gent and have their coefficient to be shit, in typical Spurs fashion

>tfw decided to support Burton as my championship team this season
>also Customer
Im open minded. I have the ideology The Carabango Cup is a pile of shit but also would be happy to see Burton do a cup run

glamour tie away to wolves

I usually do when bored of pussy

>messi is 30

so am I

>tfw too straight for pussy

>Leicester v Liverpool
cant wait for Leicester to smash them and the ABLs cry

Check out the thick Northener.

>Leicester smashing Liverpool will make Leciester fans cry

>ABLs
>anyone but Leicester fans cry
I am correct, la.
plenty of Anons were saying Huddersfield were going to suit the premier league more if they were promoted. Newcastle also had a scare last season were they looked utter shit and risked going to play offs

Seaside derby

Champions League Draw 1700 BST

Group of death? for me its Real Madrid, PSG, Liverpool and Feyenoord

Liverpool and Celtic in same group plz

>had Slutsky been able to play a senior team, there would have been yet another trip to the Emirates
Dodged a bullet there.

Real Madrid, Manchester United, Napoli/Roma, Leipzig

Real Madrid, Man City, Napoli, Sporting Lisbon

>real

bayern/juve and barca is stronger than any real combo
R

OwO

>real madrid in a group of death
lmao they'll get another '''''lucky draw''''''' and end with young boys, celtic and strasbourg or some other shit

>tfw a pleb say Pep needs to stop over-thinking it near you

This. City is destined to always have the hardest group.

What the fuck is even an Injun?

someone from india lad

>sell coutinho for 130m
>buy mahrez for 40-50m
>buy seri for 40m
>buy inigo martinez for 30-40m
>buy a lb that isn't shit
Why isn't Liverpoo doing this?

Betcha >we either get Real/Napoli/Leipzig or a group where we have to fly to Russia/Turkey/Azerbaijan

why isn't liverpool selling their best player and buying 4 mediocre players?

>tfw we won't have our usual arsenal getting trounced by barça/bayern matches this season

btw city's last 10 domestic cup draws have had them playing away 9 to prem teams

The odds of that happening are hilariously low

So I'm guessing RAWK think that they're good enough to win the CL after twatting Hoffenheim

Do you seriously think Coutinho is their best player? It's objectively Mane followed by a fit Sturridge

>It's objectively Mane followed by a unicorn

>It's objectively Mane followed by lighting striking in the same place twice

>Why isn't Liverpoo doing this?

Mate he's definitely our best player and worth 400 million