Why Didn't they just give the ring to this guy?

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because he would get corrupted you mongoloid

But he could have just used the ring to get super horse charging speed and charged to Mount Doom before he got corrupted.

Because they wanted to prevent the destruction of Middle-Earth, not ensure it

Why didn't they just give the ring to No Man?

so he would give the ring to the horse?

The horse is an extension of the rider.

Giving it to an elf or human is fucking suicide. Any elf or human, doesn't matter. They would still fuck it up.

They were completely justified in giving it to a hobbit. Gimli probably would've been next in line. The whole dwarf race was designed from the ground up to survive in a post apocalyptic death world with Melkor in it. They are the least effected by the ring besides hobbits, even though hobbits are still technically of the race of Men.

By the way, the new dwarf movie looks kino.

the ring doesnt give you super speed though, and the closer he got the more corrupted he would get

What new dwarf movie?
I thought the ring enhanced certain abilities of the wearer?

Why didn't Gandalf tie the ring to one of his moth friends and have it fly into Mount Doom?

only sauron can use the ring, look when frodo put it on

Probably not sentient

Because he is a white male

Or this, that moth was a goof friend.
I thought Frodo only went into the ghost world because he was a Hobbit, Didn't Isildur wear the ring?

>What new dwarf movie?
Probably The Dwarves of Demrel. Fantasy horror movie. Has nothing to do with LotR

Isildur still got corrupted anyway

why didn't they just give the ring to a squirrel put it in a cage and then toss it into mount doom

he would not cast the ring into the fire, of course he would become more powerful than sauron and win the war of the ring, but while the world he would create would be glorious, there would be no time to relax under a tree on a warm summer's day with a book and a bowl of chopped peaches with fresh cream, you would be screamed at by a drill instructor to get back to flexing and fighting

That sound fucking awesome.
I just wanna go fast and kill even faster, is that too much to ask?

Isildur never wore it on his finger. He wore it on a chain around his neck

who the fuck gets a ring and then never wears it in its proper manner?

One that summons the lord of evil?

You mean Morgoth?

If Sauron lost his one ring, why didn´t he just forge a new one?

You stupid piece of shit. That ring is magically bounded to the others.

Why didn't Frodo just hide the ring in his ass hole? No one would try and steal it then for fear of being called a gay.

Dwarves weren't designed that way, Aule made them before he even new what elves or any humanoid looked like.

It was like his phylactery. It had too much of his spirit in it.

>What new dwarf movie?

Iron Man 4