Tomorrow Never Dies has aged like fucking wine, the music, the car, Q, the stealth boat, the yellow vag...

Tomorrow Never Dies has aged like fucking wine, the music, the car, Q, the stealth boat, the yellow vag, the villain and the south china sea conflict couldn't be more pertinent to today - such a damn surprise from the campy bond it seemed like 15 years ago

tomorrow never dies is absolute shit compared to goldeneye/world is not enough

a fucking chink bond girl are you kidding me

>caring this much about who dumps estrogen into Bond's world.

well obviously I do, because I, like every man ever, have at some point put myself into Bond's shoes

and that fuck ugly chink, makes me wanna puke, I would have killed her as soon as I spotted her jewing around a fucking crashed NATO ship or at he very least used that flat face to help smash locked doors open

>literally one of the most capable, well trained bond girls...

same thing happened to Patrick Wilson's wife

> girl

Sup Forums is surprised these women are aging and are blowing up like whales?

BASED BROSNAN

how do you know if your fiance will become a landwhale after marriage?

>its a thinly veiled JUST thread

before you ask, yes, this is colonel jack o neill from stargate.

just look at her mother, if she's a landwhale, or single, chances are your wife's gonna let go of herself after the big day

Meet her mom

Hey, O'Neill earned it

Are those baskets with wheels?

or a zimmer trolley for the elderly ?

>BOTSWANA

watched quntum of solace yesterday

it was painfully boring for a bond movie.

shit bond theme also.

pierce vs craig rankings

goldeneye
tomorrow never dies
casino royale
the world is not enough
spectre
skyfall
die nerther day
quantum of solace

You look at her mother. It's the best indicator of what she'll turn into. So if you can't stand the sight of her mother, then I got bad news for you.

Also, if you want to make sure she's not a broken piece of trash, look at the father. If she has a good relationship with her father, then she's a good catch. If she has a bad relationship or her father is absent from her life, then that's a massive red flag, and you're going to get cucked and fucked over in a divorce. If a woman doesn't respect her father, it's much less likely that she'll respect you.

that's MacGyver, you dumbass

Goldeneye is literally the perfect bond movie. And people can call me biased because Brosnan 007 is what I grew up watching in the 90s, but I don't give a fuck.

...

This is legit good advice a lot of the time

who the fuck knows macgyver from some nerd shit lol kys

>absolute 10/10 becoming that


She should be ashamed

"The women feels perfectly happy with her body, as well as her life in general, and jokes that she is simply too old to compete for attention or try to look good in order to please the people she does not even know."

What about her husband though?

She used to be fucking gorgeous.

He married her, what he wants doesn't matter any more.

He's a fetishist lol

She's Polish so it's natural

This

My Mom gave me this advice when I was 18.

>tfw met qt3.14 Polish girl through Uni
>Facebook stalked pics
>her mum is a potato slav
>dropped

Don't long term Slavs is an option too.

based thicc guy

>LE JUST BECAUSE IS LE OLD XD

looks like a happy man.

do they have a prenup?

It's almost perfect but I would give my right nut to get David Arnold to re-score it.

Does wine ever go bad?

What if I kept a bottle of wine around for 3000 years. Can I still drink it?

Brosnan best Bond

It does at a certain point. Also depends on the wine.

connery
brosnan
Dalton
moore
craig

goldfinger
goldeneye
daylights
live and let die
casino royale

there are wines made for aging. and there are consumer shit that needs to be drank within one or 2 years, after that it becomes shit.

All wines are over aged after 20 years, after 3000 it'd probably have evaporated away

what if we keep it frozen?

Then you wouldn't really be aging it because the processes can't actually happen.

Goldeneye is literally the most overrated Bond movie ever and the only "good" Bond movie featuring Brosnan. Casino Royale and Skyfall are both better. The only reason it's so highly touted is because of little kids like you who played the vidya on N64

>Skyfall is better

ah yes, the bland Dark Knight ripoff

>getting captured was part of my plan originated with TDK

Skyfall even did the Goldeneye villain better

What about all those vintage wines that are 100 years old?