I just went the cinema alone for the first time, I couldn't enjoy it. I felt like everyone was judging me for being a Billy no mates. I was trying to focus on the hot powerful action of Star wars but was distracted by my insecurity.
How do you lads handle it?
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By not being a pussy bitch. Also helps not looking like you were bullied in school
Can I ask how old you are? Don't take this as a sign of judgement, I'm just curious.
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I just masturbate gently under my poncho
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>thos tits
>dat tummy
>dat face
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Lol pull yourself together, man.
Don't take offence, but I assumed younger. I would have hoped by the age you are now you might have come to terms a little more with your own individuality and become somewhat comfortable with it. Of course, I suppose this is me being somewhat judgemental, my apologies. We're all different.
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see kids, /r9k/, not even once
Sit in the very back row. That means you control everybody.
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Who is this beautiful woman?
He's not OP
I'm OP, I'm 19
thank you bro
This is the worst advice when going alone. People will either be afraid you're going to pull a gun out or think you're some kind of pervert.
>you will never take a thicc girl-next-door to the 25 cent picture house
19 is old enough
get a grip faggot
>people will think
There seems to be an entirely different culture in the US regarding attending movies alone than there is in the UK. At least that's what I've gathered second hand through their media. You always see people in shows or movies going to a theatre alone to see something and there's no issue. Is this still the case?
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I was a little self-conscious at first too, the more you'll see other people going alone. I prefer going alone now, it's really relaxing.
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>SWEET SWEET DIZNEE SHEKELS
wat jew mean by this?
You got my hopes up in the thumb, I thought it was bush.
You gotta go early in the day on a weekday. Everyone will think your friends are at work and youre just killing time until they get off. Convince yourself this is true also.
Natalie Austin fampai
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In the UK it is definitely seen as a bit weird going the cinema alone. I don't know why sitting in silence watching a film is considered a social thing here but it is.
Also called Natalie Austin. Easier to find than FTV names because they are fucking generic first names.
>going to the movies alone
Just ask a friend, you've got to have at least one
Aren't you a little too old to be watching Star Wars?
Any Bongs remember this?
imagine if she used her full weight to stand on your balls
Fuck off, baby.
I see all my movies in the middle of the week, weeks after premier in a theater all by myself.
Trick is to go at the first showing of the day and no one will be there.
I get a whole theater to myself and I can kick back and enjoy it.
We're all centres of our own little universes and as such we have this heightened view of ourselves when in public. A view which puts us at the centre of other peoples attention.
What I'd like to tell you OP is this: people, for the most part, could not give a fuck about you or what you're doing. They're stuck in their own little universe thinking about themselves for the most part. Any judgement is going to be in passing and then you're going to be forgotten about pretty soon after. You're never going to see these people again and if you do they aren't going to remember you and most likely you aren't going to remember them. So get over it, go into situations such as these remembering this and it'll put your anxieties to rest.
I say this as someone who used to dwell far too often in my own head about petty shit like this. There's no nice way of saying it, so I won't: JUST GET OVER YOURSELF!
I went to watch SW alone and I'm 32. Bite me m8
How do I get a big titty gf Sup Forums?
If you'd permit me to don my autism fedora, I never understood why movies need to be a social event. It makes no goddamn sense. You're sitting there in a dark room, everyone facing forward, and unable to talk to really talk to whoever you're with, except for very small quips to each other. It's inherently an asocial environment. It's not like going out to a restaurant, where you spend your time talking and eating with someone. And yet, the social stigma is still going alone = weirdo. But you're essentially "alone" even when sitting next to people you're with anyway because you're focused on the movie.
Google tells me it's Natalie Austin, but I haven't found this set in particular yet.
Go for a fat chick. Big titties guaranteed
>Billy no mates
What the fuck are you doing?
Go several weeks after the movie is released during the middle of the day on a weekday when school isn't off on holiday. If anyone else is in the theater most likely they will be alone too, if not you can sit far enough away from them that they won't even notice you.
Are you the same poster that fetishises castration?
Whats wrong with you
my parents got together through their mutual love of star wars and they still love it to this day so i don't think there's any actual age barrier for the franchise bud, we're not talking about MLP here
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Cineworld is the place to go if you wanted to theatre hop. At least it was when I was younger. The one I went to would have the movie title and the time it was due to start posted above the door to each cinema, so you could just wander around looking for something and just walk in with no bother. Me and a couple mates watched 4 movies in a row like that once, got the biggest migraine.
Good times.
Not all fat chicks have big tits. Not to mention that at least half that do have those really saggy pancake tits that only look decent in a bra.
I used to do that almost every weekend. We also used to by one ticket and then let everyone else in by opening the fire exits.
More importantly, how do I ask a girl to go watch a movie with me without sounding like a creep and making sure she understands it's a date?
Pic unrelated, just more T H I C C N E S S
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Neat
Chubby girls make the best gfs desu
Only thing that sucks about going alone is when youre early, so the lights are still on
and everyone else yapping it up having a good ole time while youre alone
fidgeting around in your seat.
"I'd like to see [movie x] with you"
>tfw no abusive best emma gf
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One of my happiest movie memories is actually the first time I went to the movies by myself. I cut class in high school to go see iron man. Made me feel like such an adult at the time (of course, I was just really being a man child)
>T H I C C N E S S
You stop saying shit like this.
There's a 40 minute video on Pornhub of this chick. Not taking dick, but some solid masturbation by the looks of it.
Wew better than nothing, guess it's fap time now, thanks user.
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for a Sup Forums no life you are picky as fuck m8
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So, lads. What's the next movie you're planning to see at the cinema?
WHY DO YOU CARE?
YOU GO TO THE CINEMA TO ENJOY A FILM NOT GO OUT WITH FRIENDS
I'm going to see Silence alone, there'll probably be a lot of couples there, I'll just ignore them though.
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I might see Rogue One on Sunday morning. I have some time to kill and I'll be 5 minutes away from a theatre.
sup, user
Count yourself lucky. Sometimes they're pretty strict about their no singles policy.
How did you even get by the ticket inspector alone? I dont know if I believe this OP
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she's really cute
I love going to the cinema alone, one of my best experiences was going to watch Leviathan (2014) stoned, it was late at night and i was literally the only one in the room, it was the whole cinema for myself. Comfy.
I was in the cinema literally on my own for x-men: apocolypse and it was great, I stress literally because there was not one person there other than me. I took my mcdonald's in there as well.
Had to leave in the first few mins to tell them the 3D was fucking broken tho lol.
>coming back from movie break
>getting back to my seat
>was telling my gf were our seat is
>movie was resumed already so it was dark
>some faggot tells me to shhhh
>immediately kick him in the face
>drag him outside and get back to my movie
Lonely fags should know their place
I worked in a movie theatre for a couple months, I think it was that which broke any and all anxiety about going to a theatre alone.
Problem Child 2
My few best friends hate movies. Theyre definitely not normies but into motorcycles, drugs, and sports.
I asked one to go see the last starwars and he rattled off like 10 reasons why he cant go.
I'd rather go alone than with someone who doesnt wanna be there.
If I have the option, I'll usually go in the morning or afternoon if I'm going alone. But it's really not a big deal, just own it. Pretend you're from out of town and on a solo buisiness trip, that might help.
But if you're an angry, depressed NEET filled with self loathing that's the least of your worries. Get your life together, then you'll feel fine about stuff like going to the movies alone.
Probably this aswell. I need to go to the cinema more tbqh. Every time I go I tell myself to do it more.
I don't really get the point of doing that just for the sake of it. You're just sitting in silence for a few hours anyway.
>not normies
>those interests
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Was going to the cinema alone for most of my life, regardless whether I was in a relationship or not (in most case scenarios because I didn't really like rom-coms or horrors). It was weird only the first two times when i was probably 18 and it was thanks to my loving parents who pointed that out. Since then I have no problem in going to the restaurants, cinemas or anywhere I need or want to by myself. Just turned 27 btw.
So man-up, say fuck it and treat yourself.
How come on some of the pictures that little dog is not barking?
Even their idealized CGI cartoon babe has britbong-face.
I always try to go to the earliest showing I can, whether I'm alone or with someone. Usually you can get the whole theater to yourself or have few enough people in there sitting far away enough that it feels like you're alone.
I just saw a movie in a packed theater for the first time in forever, it was awful in comparison. Nobody was even being annyoing, but having so many people in one place is bound to be slightly distractring. People coming and going to the bathroom, coughing, rustling their popcorn, fidgeting in their seats... ugh. Having the theater to youself is the best, there are no distractions and you can fart, burp, and basically do whatever you want, it's just like being at home.
Go the cinema alone with another Britslag
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Is this you? And you're literally in London
Going alone to a packed, almost sold out movie. Now that does suck. I had to sit way in the middle
with strangers on both sides. Probably ruined their experience I was so tensed up.
It's my gf, I love her so much
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I'm comfortable and secure with myself, but sitting next to strangers in a theater still fucking sucks, even if I have my gf on one side and look like a cool dude. Especially if it's in a theater that doesn't have comfy new seats with space in between them. I had to fucking share a tiny armrest with a stranger the other day.
Thanks, user.
Oh my
It's the pizza butt girl
Well that's a plus
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>tiny hat fetish wew
>fat
No. Kill yourself.