Please give me the U.S. citizenship

I admire American culture and American people, cities.

Please give me a American citizenship.

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Well howdy! Come on in, partner!

What's that picture?

The irony is that Canadian citizenship is a much better choice and it's also way easier to get than American citizenship.

The family of Nikki Haley, the USA's ambassador to the UN

Nothing can match the sheer freedom of American citizenship.

OP would fit in better in Canada

Nah I think the US has substantially more Koreans than Canada

>us citizenship

it's more profitable to be illegally in the US than legally

so make like a messikan and run for the border

>it's more profitable to be illegally in the US than legally
things retarded non-americans say, everyone

That's only true if you're utter bydlo. Illegals make shit money by US standards

seriously , being legally you' be taxed the fuck out of you'll barely make ends meet from paycheck to paycheck

working illegally and getting paid "under the table" you'll at least put away some money to send to your family.


why would you want to be officially federal government branded cattle?

the U.S is shit, don't go near it

I need it more, please give it to me.

This would be good, too.

Taxes vary by state and they don't take away majority of your paycheck.
Mexicans work on my front yard in the heat for nearly nothing and might be illegal, and working under the table always means risking getting deported. Also, these people get jobs because they are willing to get paid less than workers who abide by taxes.
I'd rather work at mcdonalds all day than be an illegal working.

Canada is a humanitarian superpower so I'm sure they'll take you

This
>impying canadian citizenship can give the citizens the freedom
I am not a spic

>nearly nothing
Not if you're spending that money to build a home for yourself in Mexico where you can retire with better healthcare than in the US

>The irony is that Canadian citizenship is a much better choice and it's also way easier to get than American citizenship.

proof?

There's nothing wrong with that, but it's nearly nothing in a 1st world country.

>better healthcare than in the US

Eh, only true if you're working class. If you're well off in the US the best healthcare in the world is available to you.

Im not a spic


Spics know what theyre doing, you should make like one.

hm? I didn't know the US refused gooks

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Nah, it's also true for middle class, Mexico graduates enough of your MDs standard of care is the same, there's no unnecessary invasive procedures to avoid malpractice litigation and universal healthcare means the government pays for meds.

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Treatment for that is free down here and with more advanced anti-venim, it costs something over 100 k for you out of pocket

Our elites can afford to fly your best and brightest down here for working holidays.

no you need to stay and fight for your country, the globalist vultures want your oil.

yous are about to turn into Iraq 2.0

Yeah, you can fly to Switzerland or somewhere else to get it.

>I don't want to get drafted into the war with North Korea that's happening in a few months
I understand, user.

I want to have an U.S. citizenship to get freedom

this, OP please trade citizenships with me

freedom to get your ass taxed on global income, we can't really do anything specially "free" anyway

I'd rather live in a 3rd world country and I'm going to get out of here as soon as I can

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What did America do to you, user?

which is the easiest way to get american citizenship?
joining the army or marriage?

come to brazil and the kpop fans will suck your dick.

You can only enroll in the US army if you're a resident, marriage is the most simple, middle aged American women will marry any able bodied man capable of holding down a job tho you'll have to settle for damaged goods.

For the life of me I can't understand why anyone sane would subject themselves to that tho, you only need 2 years legal residence (easy enough to get) to become a Spaniard/Euro.

>I'd rather live in a 3rd world country and I'm going to get out of here as soon as I can

You are a idiot tbqh

>spain
gross
>europe
the ones copying only the bad american ideas?
better stick with the original unless
>only 2 years legal residence
is really easy

i would fuck the mom

Why would an American need an American citizenship?

I would fuck the daughter.

Same but I want to earn it, not get it like a present.

Look it up cunt. Just Google, "American Citizenship criteria" then "Canadians citizenship criteria", then compare.

Don't you have to dig the trash can for food.

You are an Lebanese man living in Australia

It's something like a decade to become an American citizen man, even if you marry or serve in their army.

If you're grossed out by Spain and think the US is better than Europe you really do belong north of the border, you're already a chicano. Get in shape and hit American dating sites. Or just jump the border, whatever gets you out of here faster.