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this is literally me in 15 years tbqh
sue
any leftypol-bot man in?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
Just treated an irish person like he was lesser then me today. Feels good lads.
any leftypol-bot man in?
Quick rundown on the get?
How many white people did you fuck today lads? Me 4.
Yank got it.
>the post-uni life
Heard a noise in the kitchen. It was my cat, it heaved a few times and vomited on the floor. It almost put me off my Corn Pops. Evolution did not give cats a very good stomach.
massive build up ending in some yank mong winning with "come kb"
literally everyone in /brit/ shit the bed and went way too early
where's the cat?
just chundered in some yank's kitchen
at least I think it's a kitchen, there's no kettle or washing machine
If you see a garbage disposer or a microwave oven, you've found yourself a kitchen.
bet that yank fingers his cat
>yanks call bins "garbage disposers"
Lol
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creg back off dude
>brits don't pour their food into the sink and have the garbage disposer grind it up so it can fit down the pipes
lol
why don't yanks eat their veggies?
>yanks dump oil down their drains and fuck up their piping
>yanks cut up food so they can throw it in the bin
Is this some strange ritual
>yanks
no need to go on, i've heard enough comedy for one morning
Think i went a bit overboard with my treatment of the local irish population in the area.
Thoughts?
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My Irish-Anglo heritage has trouble interpreting your post
I call it my wife!
God I would love to wipe her arse after a shite
I wish I was Anglo but all I am is the descendant of some native who was forced into the Anglican church by English colonists
Dinner time soon.
hot but I bet she looks a lot worse irl
>descendant of some native
and yet if you post a picture of yourself you'll be a completely white guy.
america.
>wanting to be the ugliest white people in the world
wew
no, marty, YOU back off!
rasheed
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Just want to end it all lads
Nonce.
No. You must wait it out like the rest of us.
>that nose
yankism is a serious mental disorder
it's sad to watch them suffer but they don't want to get better
cum in mum
Had my phone about 2-3 months, charger has stopped working already.
How inconvenient.
Naughty.
working on it
>yankism is a serious mental disorder
>it's sad to watch them suffer but they don't want to get better
tell me what I'm doing wrong, i generally want to improve my situation in any way
What you lads think of this Serbian Irish music band?
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How do I become better without changing my proxy?
The only proxies on my list are Canadian but I don't use them on Sup Forums because I'm proud of my heritage as an American from the U.S.A.
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>tfw no comic shop owning gf
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nonce
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
I am more shocked that the UK has a comic industry, I though comic book culture was just an American thing.
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Hate this not loading
women today wear more makeup than clowns in the 1930s
paradigm shift complete
struggling to put into words how little I care
>soccer
>Manchester united
>If you believe superheroes are just for men and boys
no they are for children
>MOVE OVER BOYS, WOMEN CAN LIKE COMIC BOOKS TOO
need a gf like this
so you treat an irishman like shit earlier today (that was me by the way)
and now you hurl nasty language at us indiscriminately.
get a life
POO WILLY BUM BUM POO
K-ON
daily reminder that i am the only australian posters
there is only one
missing a bit too much arm, has to be minimum past the elbow
dumb bitch
where's your arm at roastie?
>arms dealer
Audibly keked.
>ADs
grim
Would love to message her "I am usually intimidated by pretty girls but you seem armelss"
for me, it's Tim or nothing
she seems humble at least
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bbc.com is an odd "news site" to have this linked directly after comic book shops for women
call him a bender you fucking nonce
Gonna need you to ask 36 more times.
clearly a wife in these pictures
call him a nonce you fucking bender
Things i want.
>pet dragon
>anglo gf
>irish to have all died in their famine
>money
>a computer
Things of these i currently have
>1
rather pissed off at her bad luck given how good looking the rest of her is
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
would like a pet dragon but to be my size and have big boobs and a big bum
best part of hotel hell is when ramsay just proper rips into some yank and tells the underling how not to be such a contemptible fuck up
reminder that you'll never be half as good as ed and jordan
another reminder that your uncle's never coming back
Nonce.
NEED a clown college gf
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cambridgeshire mentioned
Where in the hell?
Need to see Thailad.
Dead.
>wake up
>depressed
eugh
I hope thainonce's death is long and painful.
more reason to switch back to a stick shift
I'd be like 'Hey, thought I'd message you because you look like you could use a hand' then I'd put a winky emoji so she knows I'm teasing. It'd be great, she's probably reply calling me funny or something. She'd probably admire that I'm brave enough to say something like that and offer I go out on a date with her. Odds are we'd have a lot of fun because if she's willing to laugh off a joke like that she's probably a great personality. We wouldn't fuck on the first date, I'd give her a kiss then send her home in a taxi, all paid for by me of course. Then, on the second date, I'd begin dropping hints. Any excuse to bring up testicle devastation; I'd take it. I'd have to know her for a while before I outright admit it, that yes, I would like you to ram my bollocks with that arm stump of yours until there's nothing left but paste. Full bollock annihilation is what I'm after, and your stump is the perfect method of getting me there.
>dailyfail
>yank bollocks
no way on earth I'm clicking that
>open video game review
>hear female voice
>close video game review