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the daily commute edition

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this is literally me in 15 years tbqh

sue

any leftypol-bot man in?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

Just treated an irish person like he was lesser then me today. Feels good lads.

any leftypol-bot man in?

Quick rundown on the get?

How many white people did you fuck today lads? Me 4.
Yank got it.

>the post-uni life

Heard a noise in the kitchen. It was my cat, it heaved a few times and vomited on the floor. It almost put me off my Corn Pops. Evolution did not give cats a very good stomach.

massive build up ending in some yank mong winning with "come kb"
literally everyone in /brit/ shit the bed and went way too early

where's the cat?

just chundered in some yank's kitchen
at least I think it's a kitchen, there's no kettle or washing machine

If you see a garbage disposer or a microwave oven, you've found yourself a kitchen.

bet that yank fingers his cat

>yanks call bins "garbage disposers"

Lol

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creg back off dude

>brits don't pour their food into the sink and have the garbage disposer grind it up so it can fit down the pipes
lol

why don't yanks eat their veggies?

>yanks dump oil down their drains and fuck up their piping

>yanks cut up food so they can throw it in the bin

Is this some strange ritual

>yanks
no need to go on, i've heard enough comedy for one morning

Think i went a bit overboard with my treatment of the local irish population in the area.

Thoughts?

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My Irish-Anglo heritage has trouble interpreting your post

I call it my wife!

God I would love to wipe her arse after a shite

I wish I was Anglo but all I am is the descendant of some native who was forced into the Anglican church by English colonists

Dinner time soon.

hot but I bet she looks a lot worse irl

youtube.com/watch?v=kt3r3KdGQ90

>descendant of some native
and yet if you post a picture of yourself you'll be a completely white guy.

america.

>wanting to be the ugliest white people in the world

wew

no, marty, YOU back off!

rasheed

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Just want to end it all lads

Nonce.

No. You must wait it out like the rest of us.

>that nose

yankism is a serious mental disorder
it's sad to watch them suffer but they don't want to get better

cum in mum

Had my phone about 2-3 months, charger has stopped working already.

How inconvenient.

Naughty.

working on it

>yankism is a serious mental disorder
>it's sad to watch them suffer but they don't want to get better

tell me what I'm doing wrong, i generally want to improve my situation in any way

What you lads think of this Serbian Irish music band?
youtube.com/watch?v=K9RMvHFcUh8
youtube.com/watch?v=95O6EPiPE0o
youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ

How do I become better without changing my proxy?
The only proxies on my list are Canadian but I don't use them on Sup Forums because I'm proud of my heritage as an American from the U.S.A.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-40725928

>tfw no comic shop owning gf

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nonce

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

I am more shocked that the UK has a comic industry, I though comic book culture was just an American thing.

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Hate this not loading

women today wear more makeup than clowns in the 1930s

paradigm shift complete

struggling to put into words how little I care

>soccer
>Manchester united

>If you believe superheroes are just for men and boys

no they are for children

>MOVE OVER BOYS, WOMEN CAN LIKE COMIC BOOKS TOO

need a gf like this

so you treat an irishman like shit earlier today (that was me by the way)

and now you hurl nasty language at us indiscriminately.

get a life

POO WILLY BUM BUM POO

K-ON

Reddit

daily reminder that i am the only australian posters

there is only one

missing a bit too much arm, has to be minimum past the elbow

dumb bitch

where's your arm at roastie?

>arms dealer
Audibly keked.

>ADs
grim

Would love to message her "I am usually intimidated by pretty girls but you seem armelss"

for me, it's Tim or nothing

she seems humble at least

bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40744985

bbc.com is an odd "news site" to have this linked directly after comic book shops for women

call him a bender you fucking nonce

Gonna need you to ask 36 more times.

clearly a wife in these pictures

call him a nonce you fucking bender

Things i want.
>pet dragon
>anglo gf
>irish to have all died in their famine
>money
>a computer

Things of these i currently have
>1

rather pissed off at her bad luck given how good looking the rest of her is

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

would like a pet dragon but to be my size and have big boobs and a big bum

best part of hotel hell is when ramsay just proper rips into some yank and tells the underling how not to be such a contemptible fuck up

reminder that you'll never be half as good as ed and jordan
another reminder that your uncle's never coming back

Nonce.

BASED
A
S
E
D

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744218/South-Carolina-student-escapes-racially-motivated-rape.html

NEED a clown college gf

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cambridgeshire mentioned

Where in the hell?

Need to see Thailad.

Dead.

>wake up
>depressed
eugh

I hope thainonce's death is long and painful.

more reason to switch back to a stick shift

I'd be like 'Hey, thought I'd message you because you look like you could use a hand' then I'd put a winky emoji so she knows I'm teasing. It'd be great, she's probably reply calling me funny or something. She'd probably admire that I'm brave enough to say something like that and offer I go out on a date with her. Odds are we'd have a lot of fun because if she's willing to laugh off a joke like that she's probably a great personality. We wouldn't fuck on the first date, I'd give her a kiss then send her home in a taxi, all paid for by me of course. Then, on the second date, I'd begin dropping hints. Any excuse to bring up testicle devastation; I'd take it. I'd have to know her for a while before I outright admit it, that yes, I would like you to ram my bollocks with that arm stump of yours until there's nothing left but paste. Full bollock annihilation is what I'm after, and your stump is the perfect method of getting me there.

>dailyfail
>yank bollocks
no way on earth I'm clicking that

>open video game review
>hear female voice
>close video game review