ITT: Sup Forums confessions

Forgive me Sup Forums, for I have sinned.

I shitpost in every DC/Marvel thread even though I love both

I don't watch movies older than 5 years

I am the scooby doo shitposter

>telling you"sins" to a 70 year old virgin in a closet

christcucks not even once.

Odin is the only God worth having. *tips Mjolnir
suck my cock boys, suck it good

I shitpost about how much I hate Sup Forums when in actuality I'm going to marry it and die here

>virgin

I think la nouvelle vague was a mistake
I think cameron is a hack
I've never watched a single tarantino movie because he comes off as a fucking autist
I've never watched a single star wars movie
I partake in porn threads because everybody is civil and polite
tarkovsky and fellini are too intelligent for me

I liked both TFA and Rogue One

I wasn't counting the hundreds of little boys.

>telling you"sins" to a 70 year old homo child diddler in a closet

It's much worse now that you mention it.

>Vlad would know what to do with people like that.

I'm a follower of Sobek tbqh

I've never watched a complete tv show.

Even for 1 season shows, it just feels like so much to watch, too much to keep track of.

I just watch the Pilot, any important episodes if there are any, and fill in the gaps by reading about them on wikipedia. It's usually enough to shitpost about the show without people getting suspicious.

He rilled himself Rhaggy.

I love both, friends.

>uses virgins as an insult
>has pic of anime girl

I haven't any of the nu DC superhero movie apart from Batman v Superman yet I keep shitposting about them in any thread I see.

Honor them and then torture the muslims cross the street.

I hate all heist and gangsters shit and I don't wanna watch it
I've never seen Goodfellas, Scarface, The Godfather or Casino for this reason
Breaking Bad gets a pass

I look forward to upcoming Marvel movies because I can't help but enjoy the underlying arcs leading to Infinity War (but most MCU films are shit)

I think every Harry Potter after Chamber of Secrets is mediocre at best. Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber of Secrets get a pass because at least they don't have pretensions toward grimdark young adult status. I don't understand why people fawn over Prisoner of Azkaban and I think it's just a meme.

>talking shit about animu while posting on a imitation Taiwanese calligraphy board...kill yourself

Vlad was pretty kinky

I do the same for westerns, with the exception of the good the bad and the ugly, once upon a time in the west and the great silence

and as a non american I don't understand how anyone can enjoy musicals

i don't watch 95% of new movies. almost none of them appeal to me. tarantino is absolute trash. the witch sucked. the neon demon fucking sucked.

If a movie or show is really good and enjoyable, I can't finish it and stop watching before the conclusion/last episode. It's easier than to accept that it's over forever.