UEFA Champions league draws

So those are the pots. What do you think sp? What group would make you cum? What would make you slurp semen? Group of death? Draw starts in many bongs.

i want them to be very even, so it has good stages later on, and i can win accumulators on the group games

It'll be the same shit as always. A couple of very good groups (probably being shown on the same night) and two or three absolutely awful groups that no one has any interest in. And then the rest. I just hope we get some ties we haven't seen in a long time, United-Juve, or that we haven't seen before, like Bayern-Tottenham, Chelsea-Dortmund. If we get PSG-Chelsea I'm walking out.

>no sticky

OH SHIT ITS SPARTAK

RIGGED

RIGGED

INB4 GROUP E

First up is Spartak Moscow, Group E

SPAGHETTI ALREADY

rigged

AGAIN WHAT ARE WINTER VENUES?

if someone can't challenge madrid this year i'm giving up footbal

Just do this by computer, ffs. Why all the pomp and circumstance shit.

KEK WHY

>uefa

zzz...takes so long.

FIRST DRAW OMGOMGOMG

The first pot is always the most fun

RIGGED

Totti gonna rig it for Roma

>c

Who /bribery/ here?

Some of the balls are hot. I can tell from having seen quite a few hot balls in my time.

>fucking up a draw
>we need another ball

>we need a new ball

WHO COCKED UP

CHELSHIT GOT EASY DRAW AGAIN

JUST PUT THEM IN THE GROUPS STARTING WITH A

because of the pomp

LE BABBY GROUP TEAM

>we need another ball

WARM BALLS
A
R
M

B
A
L
L
S

SABATICAL YEAR

>C FOR CHELSEA

FUCKING RIGGED

CHELSEA

what pot is arsenal?

you dont know any combinations though LOL

Chelsea, Group C

Sheva is going to rig it for Mil...

>Bayern-Tottenham
I've always wanted to see a 14-0 match

can sheva do anything right?

You get enough of this shit with a royal family, I don't need it in my football

>sabbatical year

yeah like they choose not to qualify

>tfw your team hasn't been in CL since 2011

anyone know this feel?

HURRY UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

How?

>inb4 Sheva rigs it for AC

...

I can't wait to see United's joke group.

Also what is the point in keeping UKR and RUS away from each other if they can potentially meet later on?

>Heich

>Totti's pronunciation

They could do this bit off screen. No one gives a fuck what group the pot 1 teams are in.

Move over customers, chelsea are the bribe kings

Sheva's hairline so much fucked up

>BENFIGA :DDD
based totti

We don't have a royal Family

No

Benfica, Group A

not anymore

This is the boring moment of the draw hurry up

Not >us
We will face Chelsea in group then Barcelona in quarter finals

>you know remember Andrei Shevcenko

Shevchenko seems like a bit of a mental midget

>Benfiga

RIGGED

Can you not afford balls?

>bayern monaco

totti is a retard

Chelsea will win the CL. Remember my post.

Why so glamorous?
Why so many "presenters"?
Why is there a freaking crowd?

The state of divegrass right now.

Real Madrid and PSG in the same group
and Roma and English Team in the same group

mark my words

Ranieri knows everything, he's my favorite draw guy

FUUUUUUUUUU this is gonna take more time than an entire game!

is everyone here watching streams with like 1 min delay or do you guys just take centuries to write a simple post

BAYERN MOROCCO

Bayern Morego?

holy shit what an autistic system they have there

>bayern monaco

>do you memorise all of this
kek pek

BAYERN MONACO

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>dat accent

BAYER MONACO

THE CITY OF BAYERN MONACO

>Bayern Monaco

i tought i'm the only one who heard that

B for Bayern

It keeps happening

bayern what?

>all these shitty teams in Pot 1
>all those amazing teams in Pots 2 and 3

bayern monaco

Buyern Munich, Group B

It's sad tbqh. Normally I would laugh when you guys lost in Europe but nowadays I feel sad for you. That loss to bilbao was cruel.

Talking about myself, I was using "you" in the general sense.

RIGGED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tfw spent all the money on players and forgot to put money aside for the draw

>Bayern Monaco

Benfica will win the CL, screencap this.

>A BENFIC(A)
>B BAYERN
>C CHELSEA

RIGGING INTENSIFIES

>tfw Mbappe signed for Bayern Munich from the start

Maybe they will play later games in neutral territory? Or ban fans?

Theres only 2 Russian and 1 Ukrainian anyways

KEK TOTTI DOESNT EVEN KNOW BAYERN

MUH BADGE OF HONOUR

>this banter

"Munich" in Italian is "Monaco"

Why would he throw Ranieri under the bus like that.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

M/a/drid