tfw no cheeky slag to flip you off

> tfw no cheeky slag to flip you off.

slegs

W-why is he pissing white shit on her? Is he giving her an infection or something? That's disgusting.

Sauce?

>tfw you have a gf but she's so moody and insecure that sex is a chore, blowjobs are like gold dust and swallowing is something I can only remember the sensation of from several years ago
Kill me lads

UMA DELICIA

So leave her you poof

wow she loves it

remember wanking on cocaine one time and ended up pissing instead of cumming

good times

We live together, my family like her more than they like me, I'm poor as fuck, we have pets together, and probably she would kill herself without me. Plus I really enjoy spending time with her - more so than any other girl/woman I've ever been with. Everything's good apart from the sex

LMAO

Get a mistress then.

BR knows what's good desu

U miss the part where he is poor as fuck, la.

glad to know I'm not the only lad with a purple-pink knob
always felt weird it being such a different shade of colour from the rest of the dick

post it

>cut

yuck

get her to peg you

My nigga

>she would kill herself without me
Damn I would leave her for a week to see the reaction

#PURPLEWILLY

Mine's fucking grey like the insides of well done steak.

Based. Pegging is GOAT