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The so-called alt right edition

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shadilay my fellow epic kekistanis

Well according to the World Health Organization they literally are sorry lad

honestly imagine if we could kick out the rorkes, /brit/ would be such a better thread

bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40774985
great news desu, cant stand the old fucking cow

need a short haired qt gf to cuddle

feel bad for the people that have to pretend transgenderism is healthy and normal
must be very mentally taxing

Alt-Light

baloompf impeachment soon lads
he can't push off mueller forever

hm?
I think you're misinterpreted my viewpoint on matters

cant believe Maduro won with 115% of the vote

fuck drumpf and fuck reddit

>Moreau is probably best known for her role in Francois Truffaut's 1962 new wave film Jules et Jim.

ah yes that old classic

Good edition

>the radical centre is the only valid point on the political spectrum

the NHS should use taxpayer money to find out who's following schizos
how many being abducted by Aliens is too many??
#HeadmatesArePeopleToo

do you think drumpf will cry when he gets impeached?

sue

alt right
>millennial woes
>red ice
>the golden one

alt kike
>paul joseph watson
>milo yaounnoupoulous
>donald trump

ANYONE who has a problem with transgender people is nasty, insecure, deeply-closeted virgin

me on the left

business idea: fund the NHS and build lots of asylums to lock up mentally ill people in

>le x comedian was so ahead of their time!
no they weren't, all comedians just regurgitate shit they see with their eyes they're not even pseudo intellectuals

Hello ladyboy

t.commieslag beta orbiter

>impeaching a god

test post ignore

so just about everyone who has ever lived

ANYONE who disagrees with me is evil, foul, barely-closeted pedophile

ahh thank god we have you here, maximus intelligentius, to set the world straight

looks very good here

Was just racist to trannies today lads. Feels pretty bad shall punish myself by not playing Overwatch.

I'm a girl (female) and I don't like most trannies because they act in this bizarre caricaturish stereotypical feminine way
I find it quite offensive really. just feels like they're taking the piss

what reason does he have to get impeached

*has surgery to make yourself look like a cat*
>everyone knows you arent really a cat

*has surgery to make yourself look like a woman*
>everyone knows you arent a woman

post fanny

>I find it quite offensive really
ah yes female "discourse"

...

Liar

he's a big racist sexist bigot meanie white male

wonder why leftypol are so prevalent

it's like they don't have jobs or something

baka i bet you post on lolcow

>>impeaching a god

Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I'm replying to you because you're a female chonner, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

He is putin's puppet and stole the election
fairly common knowledge

>I'm a girl (female)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

collusion with a foreign power
obstruction of justice

>implying you need to be above average intelligence to be a good comedian
comedians are overrated

ah yes, let me just pretend to be a female to pass comment on people pretending to be female

>do you think drumpf will cry when he doesn't get nominated?
>do you think drumpf will cry when he gets beaten by hillary?
>d-do you think drumpf will cry when he gets impeached?
What, you mean like you did when he got elected? If he did get impeached then no, I don't think he would cry, because he's a grown up. Something the left used to be familiar with.

radical centrism idea: work to keep the balance of power between rorkes and leftypol so that neither ideology becomes dominant on /brit/

>fairly common knowledge

Rorkes have a very limited vocabulary so it's not hard to filter 99% of them out with a handful of buzzwords

hello

*has surgery to correct my phimosis*
*at the last moment i move my penis out of the way and my scrotum is punctured instead*

I'm black and I hate BLM
tell me how based I am

>fe-males browsing my /brit/

eww

wtf is this real

>the leftypol discord

ah yes we all gather in a chatroom to plan our raids, ah yes.

Fucking rorke is so paranoid

helo apu

ah i see. so any day now evidence will come out implicating him i suppose. shall be waiting for that day then.

actually I was making a sarcastic remark calling you a thick cunt but you're so much of a thick cunt you misinterpreted it

thick cunt

>Tony Blair prosecution over Iraq war blocked by judges

How many poos must a man carry out
Before he is done for the day

>the guy on the left
>"wait, what? i thought this was just a big prank..."

Wait isn't it summer holidays rn?

Goes a long way to explain the quality of the threads recently.

galumph will not be impeached
he will have a very wobbly term and lose the next election but he will never be charged with anything naughty
not rorke just dont like em (shes a fucking sket)

If I were to chose a bird that's like me I'd pick a flamingo

...

revolution when

just have to filter the word "trump" and you wont see any leftypol posts

they are obsessed

drumpf's impeachment will be the end of white people in the USA, and that's beautiful

while not critically acclaimed i quite enjoyed kanye's latest release

>filtering trumps
with what, a gas mask haha

hgfvberrv;beqivqe;bnu is not my president

*gets into astronomy*
*discovers a star*
*reports it to nasa*
*they say its actually an asteroid flying toward earth*
*nasa calculates the impact point at an exact time*
*i go there and spread my ballsack on the impact point seconds before the asteroid hits*

howled at the episode where they visit his mum and she wasn't allowed to wear clothes

there's already hard evidence (like his ongoing obstruction of justice), only utterly delusional rethuglicans who spread their legs for galoompf still make excuses for him like a battered housewife

yeah all the rorkes have jobs and contribute to society

BREADIDDENT DINGLEBONG JOHN GADUNKADUNK IS NOT MY BREADENT
HE WILL BE IMBAGUBADOBLED SOON
SHADILAY NO!?!

hahaha nice one mate

how to reconcil the fact that every moment is one moment less to live

might filter the word racist
utterly useless and infantile word

If you actually think taxation is theft then you're just a spoiled, petulant little child

Just because you choose to put your fingers in your ears and scream fake news doesn't mean it doesnt exist. Typical drumpfkin logic

>yeah all the rorkes have jobs and contribute to society

Used to be a racist rorke white male but i have come to be a lefty communist jew over the years. Other side just has better communication so it really feels like a community.

>says i missed the joke
>misses the joke himself
waleed

might filter yanks

*apply for a janitor position on Sup Forums*
*read your post, click the button to delete it*
*it was actually a button to delete my testicles*

we need to get drumphth out of office NOW and install our next diversity loving globalist shill

AGGGGHHHH

>hard evidence
no there isn't
if there was they would be doing more than beating the bushes and shouting on the TVs

miss this you fucking runtoid
*lobs a brick at your head*

the american people don't care
trump will always be a better option than hillary

not sure which part of obstruction of justice isn't sinking in here

Skin is paining

can't get into the heads of people who still defend drumpf after breaking all his promises. do they like being lied to?

might convert to judaism
seems fairly simple

I bet communists were seething when the leftist Hillary Clinton lost

If you actually think taxation is NOT theft then you're just a spoiled, petulant little child

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40773710
How the fuck was this vile hate published..
I hope he's fired