Why is Canada the worst?

ITT: we post reasons why canada is the worst country by far
Canadians post your reactions

>Border-hop to steal our milk
>Legal to molest a moose (as long as no penetration is involved)
>Scummy, degenerate bureaucrats
>A FUCKING LEAF

They always make me shoot water out my nose with their quick wit and dank bantz.

they're like the smaller, attention seeking, borderline retarded kid in the gang that everyone has to put up with because civilisation etc.

kek

Their gorgeous, charming prime minister makes me physically sick with envy.

It's also way too cold up there.

Hehehehohaha

It's actually not that bad, most of my neighbors are white with 2 - 5 kids and jobs.

How is it down there?

I love how americans talk shit about us meanwhile your country is imploding. Don't believe Sup Forums memes. Try going for a walk sometime.

>worst customers to get on the phone.
>always unwilling to follow instructions almost like a nigger.
>always pissed about shipping times
>always changing postal codes so setting up shipping is a bitch.

I seriously hate Canadians. So fucking rude all the time. Not even satire.

>he works at a call centre

lol ya man I was 17 and retarded too once.

>assumes story is from the present.
>gets paid well enough to have a home with no roommates in Oceanside.

Canadians are always so presumptuous.

I'll take it over retail or food service, but you gotta start somewhere. I have plenty of respect for those who do the shit jobs and are just getting started with life.

Inferiority complex

EH they haven't done a damn thing for this planet besides acting retarded and justin bieber.

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over the years we have been called,

Hobbits
Australia
Sheepfuckers
Australia jr
Fucking ferns
etc

Which is fine desu but calling us Australia's Canada is a horrible offence.

Don't hurt the kiwi please (seriously, these fuckers can't even survive in the wild for 5 minutes)

They're overrated.

I don't know why they suck so fucking badly, they just do.

Apologies to the few based leafbros out there, it's just that your faggy brethren really are terrible.

:3

I learned today that we have something called the "close-in-age exception", meaning that a fourteen-year-old can legally have sex with a nineteen-year-old, since it's within a five year span.

Here is a better explanation.

guess im moving to canada then

We own guns we drink beer better than you. We fuck women better then you.

Be mad somewhere else.

>walk through my neighborhood
>everyones white
>everyone knows eachother

Hey, why don't you stop falling for memes as well, m8?

T.30% white

Hell no. GTFO we are the kings of shit posting.

Your shitposts aren't even good. Sad!

>White hispanic

>New Zealand and Australia
>Having opinions
>Pretending they even exist

>burgertard in charge of knowing the difference between facts and a shitpost

WTF is going on here?

Canadians on Sup Forums are such fucking shit heads. God damnit I hate you faggots so fucking much.

>Implying that Molson, Labatts, and moosehead aren't shit beer

>Implying americans dont drink beer flavoured water

They are pretty cool guys.

>They are pretty cool guys.

>NO
>FUCKING
>WAY

Worth a read.

Why are Americans so insecure about Canada?

It's like they're obsessed about us, like they can't stand the fact that a superior country is right next door, and that this somehow exposes their "We're no.1!" mantra as hopeless untrue.

Stop trying to compensate by lashing out, America. Everyone knows you're not doing so well these days. But there's really no need to take it out on others.

Yoga at the UN General Assembly.

Things are getting pretty fucked, but we still have guns.

Mild bestiality is legal

Why?

hey there you must be one of those white hispanic folk i've heard so much about

>Like it isn't in the states