HEY VASQUEZ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

HEY VASQUEZ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

HEY VASQUEZ WILL YOU PRETEND TO BE MY BROTHER THAT GOES THROUGH GENDER REASSIGNMENT BUT I SUPPORT YOU THROUGH IT AND YOU REWARD ME WITH PASSIONATE FUCKING?

YOU ALWAYS WERE AN ASSHOLE GORMAN.

UR JUST 2 BAD VASQUEZ *FISTBUMPS*

Was this the greatest come back of all time?

was she, dare I say, /ourguy/?

HEY VAZQUEZ ARE YOU GENDERFLUID XE OR XIR?

Would you Sup Forums?

HEEEEY VASQUEZZZ, LOOKS LIKE YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE SPACCCESHIIIIP

>people actually think this isn't the best alien movie

HEEEEY VASQUEZ LET ME SMELL THOSE FARTS OF YOURS
*BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP*
MMH QUITE EXQUISITE VASQUEZ

HEY VASQUEZ CAN I BERRY MY FACE IN YOUR ARMPIT AND DIE?

Yes

I prefer Alien but I can't fathom how some people feel like they have to enjoy one at the expense of the other.

INSERT COIN MAN, INSERT COIN!

>for you

I like Alien more but I'll be damned if this movie isn't one of the best action films ever made.

TAKE YOUR STINKING CLAWS OFF HER YOU DAMN DIRTY ALIEN

I've been mistaken for you.

Which is worse: MISTAKEN FOR A MAN OR A WOMAN ???

Hey, Goldstein, have you ever been mistaken for a spic?

>Vaz flicked her bean to "snow white", every night after Ripley stared her down for her 'where. they. are...' fingerbang bravdo.

Alien is the better of the two when it comes to Horror

But Aliens is a great action horror especially the final fight

And I can trace my fetish for short haired strong women to this movie.

Aliens is literally my favourite movie ever made. But Alien is still the better movie.

Both are fantastic though, best of their genres.

>yfw you realised Vasquez is John Connor's adoptive mother

Holy shit she is. She killed Woofy.

She looks like Bruno Mars

lel'd

>tfw you found out later that Vasquez was actually born a male and underwent gender reassignment.

There two alien movies, different genre, good whole character arc for Ripley, good for different reasons.

She's a titcow. Would love to milk.

No that was Lambert

if taht movie was made today. That would be true. Cause MUH DUHVERSATY

More like Vasquez' actor isn't even mexican she's a jew

more link most retarded comeback ever. he can't be mistaken for a man because he is a man, like what was she thinking

...

What did he mean by this?

Wow.. I didn't know that
That shot was only on screen for a second too.
Movies of today really do suck

>Was this the greatest come back of all time?

Shirley Chisholm gave a speech somewhere and a hillbilly lardass called out ARE YOU A LEZZ-BEE-YUN

she replied "are you my alternative"

She now sells bras to top-heavy women. God love her.

No. Have you?

what's a Despin Convert?

underrated

Best one so far

Also good

John Connor's foster mom still killin it

Actually yes.

HEY MAN HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A VAN?

>1986
No, 'ave you?

>2014
TRIGGERED
WHITE MAN *ROLL EYES GIF*

HELP TUMBLR

How did it ever come to this?