Name one (1) EPL player that could be a starter for Real Madrid

Name one (1) EPL player that could be a starter for Real Madrid.
>protip: you cannot

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KANE

overrated shit. Lanklet with no technique. Would not even be a starter for the ruins of Barcelona.

Pogba

His shooting and pouching technique is better than Benzeshit

Pogba is not even better than what Real has in the bench for the midfield. Try again.

De Gea, Alderweireld

Easy. >De gay

>De Gea
maybe, I'll give you that
>Alderweireld
not even good enough for Castilla

Because Benzema is a false 9 and gives more to the team with his style than Kane would ever do.

Bale, Modric, De GEA.

Hazard. De brownie. Unironically.

David Silva is currently better than Isco

None of them have a place in the team. Please try harder both in this topic and at killing people in Barcelona.

Well, soon to be an EPL player. Def could make it onto real's starting XI.

you are delusional, Pogba is better than Mierdic and Casemierdo

I really love Silva, I really do. One of my favourite players ever. But "better than Isco" seems a little too much.
Sadly he is too autistic to move. He won't leave Barça.
I won't bite this weak bait.

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Read and weep. Pogba is infinitely superior.

lmao

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>He is seriously implying that Zidane wouldnt throw Isco to Castilla if he could get my boy Eden instead

Hazard for Benzemerde, switch formation. KDB/Eriksen for Isco or Benzema. Alderweireld for >Ramos. De gay for Navas. Arguably Matic/Kante/Herrera for Casemiro, although you'd have to see how they fit into the team. Aguero and Kane over Benzemerde.

And, of course, England's own Big 'Arry Maguire for Ronaldo

TLDR DE GAY PEREZ WABTS HIM REGARDLESS IF HE GOOD OF NOT

Autism

I don't watch Egyptian premier league

>you can see football in statistics like it was an American sport
just watching them play for 5 minutes gives you the answer. Pogba is miles away in technical ability from Modric and anyone in the midfield for Real. You can't statpad in the e""p""l and pretend it has the same value as winning la liga and the UCL.
He
Is
Pretty
Average

Zlatan
Lukuku
De Gea

stats are objective, you are biased

>la liga
>competitive
lol
meanwhile the EPL is the most competitive league in the world

ngolo kante
did i get the right answer

De gea and kante would both comfortably start for them

>Hazard
maybe, although you guys overrate him. He has a good game of every 10 he plays
>KDB/Eriksen
wouldn't be starters for Sevilla
>Alderweireld
He's literally an Atlético reject, please only serious suggestions.
>Aguero and Kane
"Old and past it" and "Shitty Target Man" are not better than Benzema

no

>wouldn't be starters for Sevilla

>meanwhile the EPL is the most competitive league in the world
If they are competing for being the shittiest hoofing team, maybe.

T____T

Any other goalkeeper

Casemiro. >>>>> ngololololol Cant

Alderweireld got a lot better as he grew up

>KDB wouldnt start for Sevilla

The only midfielder better than him in Laliga is Modric

KDB wouldn't be startes for Sevilla. Hahahahahahhaa fucking kek

KDB is not even the best midfielder at Man City. Both Silvas are superior, plus Yaya when he's on form

Cant be a EPL player and start for Madrid as they are in different leagues

Dumb-dumb

Sergio JUST send me off Ramos would get exposed in almost any other team

>maybe, although you guys overrate him. He has a good game of every 10 he plays

That's utter horseshit though. He's easily neymar level just less flashy and doesn't dive. He gets more assists (especially considering the strikers he has to provide for are inconsistent as shit) is one of the best playmakers in the current game.
The only thing he lacks is he doesn't bag 20+ goals a season. But even then hes an effective finisher.

No he is way better than both Silva and Toure. De Bryne is the most important player in current city's squad

>wouldn't be starters for Sevilla
Is this the same Sevilla where aging City rejects Nolito and Nasri are playing? Who lost to Lester last season? Hmmmmmmm?

Aguero, De gea, Alderweireld

Hazard is poop m8

Wrong

>He's easily neymar level

>what is a hyperbole

>People rating Alderweirld over Varane and Ramos

lmao

Give it a few weeks and Bernardo Silva will

Good point, this is the only type of goal that ever gets scored in the prem

In terms of actual defending he's better than Ramos. Wouldn't put him past varane though.

De Gea
Van Dijk
Coutinho
Sanches

"Weak" spots are Navas, Varane, Casemiro and Isco, but there are no great DMs in the PL

Ctrl + F

>no Sanchez

Surely he's close.

Benzema is underrated, but Aguero is better. Also Eriksen instead of le pass sideways man

>"Weak" spots are Navas, Varane, Casemiro and Isco

It's good to know that I share this boards with people who know literally nothing about football. Especially Op

I don't know anything about foot ball :)

how many cls will madrid win in a row do you reckon? 5? 6?

English player, no, that's for sure. EPL players is a more discutable subject.

de gea, healthy kompany, alderweireld, kdb, hazard, kane, aguero

+Aguero
-Benzema

Valencia probably could

>4-1-2-1-2
>No Bale

What is this shit?

OP deliberately changing the formation because h knows Hazard would get in

De gea, lukaku, poobag, zlatan, herrera, alli, coutinho, kane, sanchez, lacazette, cech, aguero, jesus, mendy, de bruyne, costa, hazard, alonso, courtois, etc

harry maguire

Nice projection

Mitro

>2010 memes

That's the formation that Zidane is using, lads.

>le spic league superiority complex man
hmmm

Morata for Bencema

it's not a complex if it's true

Now with this I agree

Bit hard.
De Gea?
Maybe a forward that could match Benzema, but who?
I guess Matic could probably give a run for the money on Casemiro.

maaaaybe morata instead of algerzema, but barely. casemiro is better than kante.
>de gay
kys

tfw no one is autistic enough to get this maymay

4-1-2-1-2
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Eriksen over Isco?
I love Eriksen, I truly do, he's the best we've had since the Luldrup's, but Isco is infinitely better than him.

>maaaaybe morata instead of algerzema
thats a huge maybe.

Everyone gets it you mong but that meme is so washed up that no one likes it anymore

>win most big trophies
>switch formation

Great idea.

Diego Costa(I actually feel strongly about this one, but does he count)

maybe Vardy (not memeing, I think he would fit well with Real counterattacking style of play)

Also Sturridge that year he played with Suarez and Aguero a few years ago

I do agree with your overall premise though and I know what you're trying to get at (I definitely wouldn't put Hazard in this list for example)

azpilicueta over varane. that's it.

navas is better than de gea

>The only midfielder better than him in Laliga is Modric
DeBrownie is garbage. I would pick Ceballos over De Brownie

>azpilicueta over varane
Not even the same position

Only De Gea would be an improvement

Maybe Hazard if you remove Benzema and place Ronaldo at 9 with a 4-3-3, but I am not sure that it would work well

Lel

>I didnt watch last season

Please ...

>aguero
>de gea

>kante
when will this meme end?

Great argument but what can I expect from a fucking leaf

Reminder that Modric and Bale came from Spurs and were/are world-class in Real Madrid.

>De Gea is lightyears above Navas

>even Mustafi and Alderweireld would defend better than Ramos

> Pogba, Hazard, Diego Costa, Coutinho, Dele Ali, Mkhitaryan, Aguero could have a starters place (Only TSUnaldo is clearly above them)

>and David Luiz could easily take Buchermiro's place

The above may be true or may be false. The sure thing is, no EPL team can get even close to Halal

Wayne Rooney.

Nathan Ake

Yeah and they where by far the best players in the club. We all need to start somewhere.
Whats your point?

>muh le cross every time regardless of circumstances
>Le shoot from everywhere and ne