What will the quip the Avengers make when they first see Thanos?

What will the quip the Avengers make when they first see Thanos?

You're a big guy.

beat me to it

You're a blue guy

goddammit

For blue

You're a bald guy.

saw it coming

fpbp
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If I take off that gauntlet will you die?

"i thought you'd be taller"

...

It would be incredibly anticlimactic.

>right now you sit in this stone chair but when we are done with you, you will need a wheel chair

screencap this

you're an omnipotent guy

Youre a big disappointment

UU
UU

"He needs some wrinkle cream"

>ironman: i need a chair like that
>avengers: *collectively shits pants*

"I don't really think PURPLE is your color ;)"

is that a toilet?

has Sup Forums gone too far

>Thanos steps forward and towers over the Avengers in a genuinley dramatic moment
>Slight pause amongst characters
>Iron Man: "Well... He looks evil"
>Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
>Black Widow: *Looks at Iron Man* "Seriously???"
>Audience: *Laughter increases*
>Thanos: *Falls over and farts*
>Audience: *Fall on floor and die laughing at the sheer comedic genius*
>89% on Rotten Tomatoes

mad

>Toni: "your gf is death itself? And I thought Pepper was difficult"
>*canned laughter*

104% RT score, IMDB Top 200 movies of all time

Could you stop manspreading

Fuck, I was gonna hop in this thread and post this.

screencap this

Was destroying the planet a part of your plan?

>You know I looked at a place like this but you wouldn't believe the rent on these galactic space hideouts

this

if i pull off stones will you die?

'Ok, he needs to go back'

Avenger SCUM

>THANOS, WE'RE THE AVENGERS

>UH, YOU DON'T GET TO BRING THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

>IF I PULL YOU OFF THAT SEAT WOULD YOU DIE

>YOU'RE A BIG GUY

This is bad enough to be plausible

Sounds like something Bendis would write

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I pray this is the case. Fucking deadpool in the background going "did a nigga just banepost?" Or doing the mask with his face and an accent "for you"

For reddit

hi Ben Affleck

*cringe*

*hothead*

What are the chances of the Thanos Copter showing up?