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happy birthday Aimee

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Roose did nothing wrong

I hope she got blacked on her birthday

he didn't slowly torture enough ironshits to death tbqh

Is she still getting the dick from Jonas? Does he dress up like Tyrion?

:) smile

Jaqen H'Ghar reporting in.
New Thread, new posts.
My face is ready

New thread huh?
When will it end?
How long before season 7?

Do you think she just calls him "Jonas"? That would be pretty funny.


>"Hey Jonas"

>"I can't right now, I'm hanging out with Jonas"

>::her speaking to him while fucking:: "This is Jonas's pussy"

>"Go fetch me a hamburger, Jonas ha HA!"

>"Yo Joaniss"

>"We're going to Joanzzz place to listen to records"

Jonas
Jonsa

Hmm

Boring fucking thread.
Fuck Aimee

Turked actually

Old Nigger

Is Jaqen posting the worst thing to happen to /got/?

why is there a potato in the OP image?

no, branfaggotry is

Who's Aimee?

Well then I hope he has a big dick, I don't want her to be unhappy

It's literally just one guy. You can tell; all his images have the same naming format and he types like English is a second language.
It bumps the threads though, at least. And is a bit more tolerable than branfaggotry.

Indeed, Jaqenpost are kinda funny and patrician thouge.

Had to look it up. It was the original myrcella. Doen't recognize her

I would much rather look at bran

As one of the many faced posters

I can tell you it is not one guy

it might just be the two of us though

She is single actually

Well if its just you an him, you post a lot, lot less.

The one true ship, the many faced ship. Perhaps the ship you favor is not what you thought it was. Perhaps the ship you favor is another facet of the many faced ship.
ya I only do it once or twice a thread for a giggle

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almost vomited

wouldn't fuck her even if they offered me a billion dollars. wouldn't fuck her even if D&D visited me and told me I can have the show if I fuck her.

never, ever. that fucking goblin. what a fucking monster.

Forgot
>Jorah and Sam have a beer in Oldtown and talk about being cuckolds

Does Littlenigger join them?

jesus christ

jorah and sam in one scene

my monitor is gonna explode, too much cuckery.

what is this, a new Tolkien movie?

I rather have the cgi Gollum though

you are so full of shit user

Bout to start up a round of CKII:AGOT, give me some fun things to do and i'll post the result

Cant ruse the Roose

At some point, betray every alliance you make

Play as Ned during the Rebellion and betray Robert and Jon Arynn

Or play as Stannis during FFC because it's hard as fuck

All kidding aside, she looks good here

It's easy to look good when you're 19. Bitch has like zero wear and tear yet.

True enough, let's see how she looks at 29

Do you think he calls HIMSELF Jonas?

>"Give up the butthole for Jonas, Sophie Turner"

He probably calls he by her full name every time. It probably frustrates the shit out of her. Celebrities are fucking bonkers.

Rate my headcanon

>Euron fucks priestess in asshai
>she reveals how the world works
>history repeated infinitely
>the wall, the others, dragons
>everything over and over
>shows him the dragonrider who tried to see the end of sothoryos
>tells Euron he's the only person who can break the cycle, to lead the ironborn away from the world
>heads back to the iron islands
>needs to lie and offer treasure and shit to get the others to go along with his plan
>basically tries to become shadow Moses
>leading his people to salvation
>away from the endless hell they all know
>basically summarized in this song:

youtu.be/pwfkNxk2x3I

>>Euron fucks priestess in asshai

>Euron fucks Damphair in asshai

ftfy BRAVO GRRM

good because of euron

anyone who say shit like "euron is an anime-tier villain" should kill themselves (as if being anime-tier villain is something bad) GOAT character, butchered as fuck in the show but at least he will fuck some shit for cersei.

He didn't thrown infant Ramsay down a well

Jaqenposter here, i can tell you it is not one , two or four but many guys.

But i can tell you, as Jaqenposter, i post the most of them.

Well its him, me, another guy and the guy who post the Arya/Jaqen face.
So its 4 guys, 4 Jaqenposters.

Just 4 guys.

The one real ship i agree with.
100% canon.

Its not literally one guy, it's four.
And no you cant tell, all the images have different naming format.
And yes, English is my second language, Dutch is my first language.

Hey at least Jaqenpost is better than Branpost pedo's.

When he says "Jonas," he's actually referring to the entire Jonas collective, which is just fine with Sophie Turner because she's a big boodyslut with a slutty natural gape in her asshole.

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME

WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND

Please:
GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THAT GAU SHIT! YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT! HANG YOURSELF!

AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
IF YOU SHIP FACELESS MEN

Not only are these threads cancerous af in the off season, but as a bonus we get a few extra months because s7 won't even air until summer.

>If a Lannister converted to Stannis' evil fire religion where they sacrifice their daughters they could have a banner with a Lion that has a fire mane
Woah

Am I the only one who writes fan fics in a free time with female characters meeting black male characters and fucking them?

I had thoughts like this all the time but only just now I started writing fan fics with Sansa, Margy, and Dany getting the BBC (I won't post them, It's for my pleasure although if the people really wanted it, then maybe). What I do is that I use the startpoint from AGOT and then try to navigate them to finally meeting the black male characters and getting that sweet BBC. I name each chapter just like in the books but instead of let's just say "Sansa I" I write "Sansa I BBC" and so on. I don't plan on writing an epic saga like geroge so the whole think will be just called AGOBBC. I try to keep the other plotlines the same but I introduce the new edited version of the White Walkers storyline. You see, once the White Walkers break the wall, they will broke the spell, the spell the jealous white men casted a long time ago. In reality White Walkers were BLACK MEN and the "Long Night" is just a white men's propaganda. In reality, "Long Night" was a time when black men rule the world and the white women, and all the women of all races chose them over white men and other asoiaf races. Jealous white men created children of the forest which in reality they were Coalburners who white men chose to experiment on to create children of the forest. THAT BACKFIRED and children of the forest turned against them and when black men were losing they made black men into the White Walkers. In my version white walkers don't have the power to raise wights, but there are more powerful than grrm's version. Ice Beam shit and all that magic

Reason why The Others lost is because of the Azor Ahai, a legend with a BWC, a rarity in the universe. He made love with a Nissa Nissa, queen of spades and created Lightbringer, a magical BWC strong enough to stop the White Walkers/Black Men. He literally fought with a dick in his hand. And he won. WHITE MEN WON. Or so they thought...

Frankly I'm more interested in shitposting than the show at this point.

dabid i am disappoint

cont. post too long

after time, people forgot about the black men. white men, white women, everyone forgot about the BBC. but not the children of the forest. Children of the forest are trying to resurrect the power of BBC, and with the help of other white men who want the return of BBC glory, White Walkers are coming back, to destroy the Wall and break the curse.

Not the final version though, still trying to polish the details so forgive me if it doesn't make any sense. My plan is to get every female characters getting BLACKED and then invade the known world with the Black Men and bring the Long "Night" back. If you have any good ideas, I can listen.

Reminder that she's 4th wave.

>People will have forgotten all about Game of Thrones and ASOAIF in about 10 years but will remember Lord of the Rings forever
Really makes you think.

remember when they dated?

George's love life is a true wonder, my friend:

He's currently married to a woman named Parris, but his youg love life wasn't that successful. In the 70s he was literally cucked twice. There's not much known about the first time he got cucked, but the second time is topkek story -- His GF, whom he loved so much, left him for his best friend. He was so butthurt about it he turned it into a sci-fi story called This Tower of Ashes. That GF is Robin Hobb (yup, the one who wrote the Farseer Trilogy) and she's still his friend to this day.


This Tower of Ashes (15 pages and worth the read kek): scribd.com/document/286935556/This-Tower-of-Ashes

The cuckoldry is real

awful
But it makes some sense of this
She would date a homo

>The cuckoldry is real
With that face + hairline it's no shock

Because LoTR basically created (or popularized) the genre. It's not a good book though. Well written for sure, but it's quite boring.

lmfao and bet the reason their series are so similiar is that grrm vowed to get back at her and do it "better"
well thats because Tolkien wasnt a greedy george lucas esque whore and egotistical who half finished his series and gave it away to become a film/tv so people havent discussed and absorbed it a finished series and if it were worthwhile etc.

upgrade.

Any new leaks?

See their face expressions? Yes, that's how people who just had a threesome look.

It doesn't count as a threesome if the girl just watches.

Branfags should be burned at the stake.

relax faggot

Bran is the ASoIaF equivalent of Ivar the Boneless. He will end up King in the North by the end of the story, and he'll be remember as one of the heroes of the second age of heroes: "Brandon the Broken".

Screencap this.

The last chapter of the story will be thousands of years later and it's a new Brandon Stark in his bed while his "old nan" tells him the story of the SECOND AGE OF HEROES" where heroes like "Brandon the Broken" "Aegon the Bastard" "Daenerys the mother of Dragons" "Jaime one-hand" "Tyrion the Imp" saved the world from the second long night.

Screencap this I won't post it again.

hes like a cuter british justin bieber and aimee is just some twitter troll

This tbqh

would i even be mad? no i would not

Ghost, Jon snow's direwolf is mute, he never barks or howls no matter what. He is an allegory of Jon's identity. So far he is mute because Jon's identity is hidden to everyone. The day Jon's true identity is revealed, Ghost will begin howling and barking, symbolizing that his identity has been uncovered. This will happen in Jon II, ADoS.

screencap this, I won't post it again. And remember you saw it here first.

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Upgrade.

you're pretty ugly

Thanks

Also this

That face is Slav as fuck

Jorah got cuckolded by a Volanteen merchant, Khal Drogo, Daario, Hizdhar Zo Loraq and soon by Jon Snow.

Is Jorah the ultimate cuckold?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Did they ever explain why they changed Hank's name to Isaac in the final season of Breaking Bad?

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Oh shit meant to make a new thread about this. Anyway since its here any GoT heads know? I know GoT changes actors all the time which is weird but I don't think they change names like that.

whut

This meme triggers me real hard.

holy shit.. youre retarded

ASAC not Isaac

girl on the left can get it. would push the other two off the cliff

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These two are really into each other...

In the last season he says My name is Isaac Shrader and you can go fuck yourself.
But for seasons 1-5 it's Hank.
Pretty sure it's spelled with an I

What did they mean by this?

where did you get this image?

..I found it