/nfl/ general - LOGO MOJO edition

JAX: Chad Henne to start third preseason game
OAK: LT Donald Penn ends holdout, returns to practice
CLE: Browns reportedly trying to trade Osweiler
WAS: Jordan Reed practices for the first time this summer
BUF: Jordan Matthews back doing individual drills
JAX: Receiver Allen Hurns could be on trade block
NE: Gronkowski cutting alcohol out of his diet
NYG: OBJ could be out for first two games

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no one cares with your nigger bashing "sport"

im reporting all these extra nfl threads

>constantly refreshing the catalog by 'creation date' so you can have first shitpost in every thread
must be rough having the 'tism

>he thinks people don't just go onto Sup Forums and randomly see this as the first thread

>caring about niggercollide
>caring about spicconcussion

TOXINS

>tfw the Redskins are low-key going to win the division this year

ain't nothing low-key about that fanbase

The broncos are going to win the superbowl

.... in 2042

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Goddammit Indianapolis, why the fuck are you still a city.

I like this general user
Go make a Portuguese language image board then you inept niglet
To whom? Sup Forums is /NFL/ until the 2nd weekend of February. Deal with it.

>that logo
Love it!

surprisingly accurate

Christian McCaffrey is really, REALLY, good

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>Henne looks like shit

ALL ABOARD THE KAEPERJAX TRAIN

>He doesn't know about Brandon "Fucking ELITE" Allen

Rams 10-6. Cap it nigboys

The niners will win 4 games this year and there's nothing you can do to stop them!

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Coming from a redneck town thats not very accurate. Should have been a trucker hat and a marlboro red. Who the fuck chews on straw?

Fuck yeah

> 7-1

>his dad was an excellent wide receiver
>his mom was a world class female athlete

Gee, it's kinda surprising isn't it

>hes a WINNER
why does this mean he will win in the nfl? what a fucking stupid pro to include in a discussion by people over the age of 5

>Hard Knocks

I non-ironically like crablegs. He's kinda a doofus but he's a leader, like a chad whos a pretty cool guy.

>happy Panthers fan

How

Hurns to da rasm pls

cause a white manlet RB with a black QB is gonna dominate the league with memes

gotta give the Texans some hope cause the only good thing they've ever had is JJ Watt and the team is wasting his prime

He's got that "run and tell the police" speed

To me he cones off as a guy trying too hard. Like when he went crazy and started yelling at the RB in practice.

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I remember thinking this even when he was at Florida State.

He has the personality that men can follow.

>Bortles is cut from the Jags
>sulks off into the sunset, never heard from again

>thirty years later
>the Patriots have won the last twenty six owls
>RoboBill and Bradytron finally go 18-0 again
>Giants win NFC, yet Manning Jr. Jr. gets injured on the last play
>BradyTron assassinates everyone who has ever played Quarterback in any capacity
>Giants executives are panicking as the have no QB
>an ambitious intern hears of an elite quarterback hiding out in the mountains of Tibet
>the intern arrives at the monastery and is directed to the highest room
>entering the room, he finds a man sitting in a lotus pose
>his body is illuminated by a solitary lamp, and his face is obscured
>after what seems like an eternity, the intern finally builds up the courage to speak

>"B...Blake Bortles? Is that you?"
>at first, the grizzled man is silent, but this gives way to a deep chuckle
>"Blake Bortles. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time..."
>the man picks up the candle
>enter Punished Blake: An Elite Denied His Super Bowl

UMA

>leave the NFC East to me

Go Raiders

10/10

Matthew Stafford was born on February 7th in Tampa, Florida. Super Bowl 55 takes place on February 7th in Tampa, Florida.

Doesn't it seem like Mccaffrey runs a little too upright? Hope he doesn't get destroyed.

>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo


>And what happens when his interception luck turns around? Carr finished fourth with an interception percentage of 1.1% in 2016, cutting that number in half from 2015. But the Raiders quarterback finished with 24 interceptable passes, per Cian Fahey’s charting numbers. Just 14 quarterbacks had more last season. Per Fahey, none of Carr’s six interceptions were the fault of his receivers, either. That’s rare. Like “one of only four quarterbacks to enjoy that luxury” rare. Don’t expect Carr to be a single-digit interception guy again.

Spooky

>Stafford will get to watch his childhood team the Dallas Cowboys win the Superbowl on his birthday
Sweet

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>yfw toxinsfags die in the hurricane

You guys going to any games this year?

It's happening.

All the Raider home games

>Be Tiki
>Believe in Tony Romo
>Hatred and rage builds
>Disguise with talking shit to every toher team
>Get even madder
>form an unshakable bias
>even madder each year
>despise Romo but will never admit
>secretly wish for a better QB
>finally have a chance in 2014
>draft an OL, DL
>lose out on Carr twice
>he slowly improves into a solid QB
>Romo is now much older and breaking down
>no one else is good
>make playoffs but lose to vastly superior Aaron Rodgers
>cry
>2015 draft
>no QBs taken
>Romo hurt again, season over
>want Carr, cry more
>shitpost bloody murder
>2016 draft
>rookie has good rookie year but still loses while Romo walks out the door with tears
>cry even more
>I was never mad guys lol, fuck Carr

You mean from your prison cell on a 12" box TV huddled up with JaQuan and DeAndre

As much as I want to, there is no way I can hate this story.

O.Co Colliseum is 2spooky. Is it supposed to look like a prison?

For me, it's CLE

t. San Quentin resident.

Design by choice

Your whole world is crumbling down while I bring to light how Carr isn't a good QB. Still waiting on you to come up with SOMETHING that can can sway my opinion. I'm open for a debate ya know.

Will the Browns win more than 1 game this year?

Patriots BTFO

a 28 td 6 int season is pretty good

They are destined for 6-10/7-9, but will slowly continue to improve themselves over the next few seasons

yes they will win 2

Carr was in MVP running, boom!
>Implying you listen reason unless it favors the Cowboys

Definitely part of the charm imo. Fits the fans and the surroiundings perfectly and can be imposing to visiting fans.
Luckily I have good behavior so they let me clean up 880 during games so I can watch it on the stadium jumbotrons

It is but like it's been discussed in the past he was lucky it wasn't a 28 TD 16+ INT season which would be average at best.

Being an 2016 MVP candidate might just be the biggest accomplishment Carr will ever have in his career

Will they ever recover

>Factoring alternative universes into QB stats

Didn't the Falcons also set a record of largest point margin erased?

ROTY will be Prescott's biggest accomplishment also his last

Don't forget being a way better QB than Derek Carr. That'll happen every year.

Dak needs to 3 years to improve then maybe he'll be Anthony Wright 2.0

Derek Carr will never have a good season again because he will be worried about his leg. Cap this, faggots.

Which is sadder, this or the AFC Finalist banner for the Colts?

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So this happened in the CFL yesterday. Here's what I think - I think - the rules are that made this possible, and it's pretty genius

>You get 1 point if the ball isn't returned out of the endzone. In a tie game, on the final play, both teams know this and are gunning for a a cheap point
>You can punt the ball any time you want during a play, and the punter and anyone behind him at the time of the kick are eligible to receive it (10/10 times this is a trick play because normally it makes no sense to use it)
>There are no fair-catches, but there is always a five-yard halo around the returner when he catches the ball


So what happened here was
>tie game
>Montreal kicks the shit out of the ball, hoping to get it to the endzone and have Winnipeg fuck up
>#20 returns it for Winnipeg, then laterals it to #84
>#20 sprints off downfield, away from the play
>#84 must be their secret punter, and he blasts the ball over everyone's head that was running down for the return, hoping to find #20
>He doesn't, and Montreal's kicker, the last in line, camps out around the ball. Everyone gives him his five yard halo since he's now a punt returner
>Now Montreal is at midfield, and he punts the ball back to aim for the single point, but only gets it down to the five, and Winnipeg picks it up again
>#84 has it again and seeing that he has no shot at returning it for a touchdown, with no time left, punts it again
>This is probably the wrong thing to do, since Winnipeg doesn't have anyone onside down there, and now Montreal has another shot at the single
>At this point Montreal's had a flag thrown on them and the guy who returns the punt has just given up on the strategy and tries returning it, and the play ends

The only thing you should be worried about is Carr slapping your team around with his 3rd leg, bitch

Is that a picture of Derek Carr crying?

just tell us what kobe was looking at

Should say, #20 is hanging back intentionally until #84 punts the first time. So when everyone is hanging around the landing spot, he's the one barging in, since he can legally pick the ball up and run with it for a touchdown

yo momma

Wow, he got a whole 33 yards on 8 carries during preseason. big fucking deal. kids gonna be a bust.

fuck. off.

why did he make this shit movie?

Next woman to rape

this one is better
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O/U Fournette YPA 2.5

>a player on his team didn't make a position
Are y'all even trying?

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i thought this was a joke video

Rams 10-6. Cap it

Nice score prediction for Saturday.

>NY Goients
Is this gonna be Cleveland's year?

remember when the patriots came back from 28-3

damn man, what a game. i still get goosebumps

I unironically think the rasm will be good this year.

>t. Stan Kroenke

Remember when people thought matty ice was elite and not just a poor man's joe flacco?

Who's the rich man's Joe Flacco?

Wow, he must be a time traveler

Stan kroenke could give a shit less

Chad henne