Barclay

>tfw you'd probably be this guy if you were ever somehow posted to the enterprise

getting made fun of by Wesley would be the last straw in taking a phaser to 10 forward to record a new high score. Sense that Deanna you slut

this thread went from comfy to strange very fast, so I'll help it out!

>MIIIIIIILLLEESSS have you seen my Tholian Prolapsing Tulip?

Is being found out on the holodeck the same as your internet history being published?

im at season 3 of enterprise now, shran just showed up outta nowhere in the expanse. holy shit this guy is a fuckin bro. my favorite character on the show so far, after reed.

is there more of shran? i hope so.

>Computer discontinue holodeck
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If you like Shran, you'll love Weyoun.

Plus, while Shran has his little banters with whiny BeagleBro, Weyoun gets to /kanarwithDamar/, which is far superior.

is that from DS9? i watched the first few episodes of that but it seemed kinda boring. when does it get gud?

Beginning of Season 3, then really good in 6/7.

>Computer, search for titles containing movies of interspecies male on female intercourse
>Disregard all entries that contain Ferengi
>Save files Romulan Whorebirds, The Dick of Kahless, and Gorn Porn
>Computer, bring up file Big Breasted Bajoran's VOL. V and then delete the rest of my browsing history
>Begin program

>Disregard all entries that contain Ferengi

>The Dick of Kahless

my sides

>you'd probably be this guy
Yeah, if I were a fucking genius

> You told him about the statue?!?

Barclay was a highly skilled officer though. We'd be the random yellow shirt ensign sitting by himself in ten forward right before heading out to do the graveyard shift in the cargo bay.

>finding urges to mass murder, strange

Get the fuck out normie

I'd be the guy replacing tables and shit after the ship is smashed up by enemy lasers. Fucking Picard

>mfw my wife thinks i'm rafting but really i'm loading up Molly_Needs_Cummies.holo

O'Brien doesn't really fucking do anything does he?

At least in the original series Scotty is the engineer and third in command so it makes sense he'd handle the transpoder duties along with other ship related bullshit.

O'Brien just chills on his lil panel, doesn't even get a chair or anything. Data and Geordi handle all the fun shit

He's the super for Terok Nor

Tell me this Federation:
Why do your citizens bother enlisting in a quasi military organization risking life and limb when they could stay and home with their mini holodeck and food replicator?

Probably for the same reason normies don't go NEET even when they can totally can do that without risking their food, shelter, and entertainment. Some shit about "I can't just stay around the house all day I have to go out and do stuff" or something.

what's the best-looking ship Sup Forums?

O'Brien didn't go to Starfleet Academy and it's well known that Starfleet alumni are elitist pricks who look down on uneducated plebs.

>implying I wouldn't be a space NEET shitposting on the intergalacticwebs
>implying romulans could handle the bants

IRL normies would lose a great amount of spending power and almost all their social capital if they refused to work.
In Star Trek it's the reverse. Being someone who lives on a holodeck eating replicated tendies is the norm, whereas those who join Starfleet spend the rest of their lives performing laborious and dangerous tasks to a military schedule, light years upon light years away from their place of birth and their family.

what happens to replicated food after you eat it

holographic*

The main question is can you have full sexual intercourse on the holodeck?

Only recognizably human character in all of post 1970 trek.

You would be back on earth sitting in a home for the terminally NEET idiots.

Star Trek consistently portrays the irish as a bunch of gallivanting violent incompetents, don't think its any coincidence he is married to an oriental TM either.

Maybe starfleet performs the same function as our voluntary army here in the present: forestalling the inevitable usurpation of peace-loving couch potatoes political rights and sovereignty by the top 1% most aggressive and violent people in society. Ship them to the far reaches of the empire and let them fuck about.

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