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McGregor this weekend

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Tapor McTappor

Is Chael Sonnen's podcast any good lads?

>McGregor this weekend

>he doesn't want the white man to win

What the fuck is wrong with you

Conor has no chance, sadly
Look at Floyd vs berto. A 38 Floyd is lightspeed. Compare that to Conor's last fight, he moves half as fast

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ7VA2fhS0k

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i just put down 115 on gooby via knockout

/box/ here with a quick reminder.

MMA will never be a fraction as relevant or prestigious as boxing. Face it, it's filled with sub par athletes (hence why fat bums like Derrick Lewis can be a legit contender) who simply weren't good enough to make it in boxing. It's just a fact, why wouldn't they box if they could? Even mediocre boxers like Paulie Malinaggi made a fuckload of money in his fights whereas legit fighters like TJ Dillashaw and RDA get paid peanuts.

Nah, boxing is never going away and MMA will forever be redneck tier trash. Now with Jon Jones popped and Ronda Rousey contemplating suicide, there's only Conor left and where is he right now? You guessed it, he's in boxing begging Floyd Mayweather to change his bum life by embarrassing him in the boxing ring.

Meanwhile boxing has Anthony Joshua who just pinged 1.5 million PPV buys. Canelo who did 1 million PPV buys against a heavybag and has another 1+ million PPV fight coming up with GGG. Lomachenko climbing through the stardom with another PPV event this year against Rigondeaux and shit, even McGregor is pretty much a boxer considering the fact that he's making more in this fight than every UFC champion combined. I mean, what even is Conors best PPV? Under 2 million? This is your best """""""draw"""""? LOL

Your sport is a joke lads. Sorry, but not sorry

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>7 posts early

Can't wait for you fuckers to be relegated to /asp/

Should Tiger get the winner of Ferguson/Lee? unless Khabib gets his shit together soon I'm not seeing any other options

I think you should abandon this meme

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>Anthony Joshua who just pinged 1.5 million PPV buys
You keep repeating this. It was given away for practically free. It didn't draw.

it's not even good desu

>abandon this meme
I will go down with the ship

He's posting a photoshopped picture of a child.
You go down like a ship?

Doing God's work, user. Second consecutive thread where /heem/babbies have been utterly BTFO by /box/ in their own thread.

migrate

>"so I sucked his dick watevaaaaaa"

I was starting to miss this post

>be me
>16 yrs old
>disgusting homeless stray dog takes a piss on front lawn
>I step in a giant puddle of dog piss
I really regret not heeming that stupid fucking dog to death when I had the chance.

whats wrong with you my guy? we don't hurt dogs just for p i s s i ng. If Aspen Ladd took a big monkey shit in your front yard would you murder her too?

I wonder how many boxing fags are going to be watching nervously this saturday.

what an absolute loser

Trolling or not. It's almost 100% guaranteed these two talked about Conor's tactics right?

youtube.com/watch?v=6i2k5d2coiU

Also Paulie is such a fuckin' bitch weasel snake. I'm embarrassed for him the way he acts in this video.

stay mad loser

shut up faggot, conor did him dirty he can do as he wants, why should he hate on mayweather and not be cool with him? heem urself bud

the OP has always been important to you, very sad for a 31 year old.

the OP doesn't matter idiot lol

I dunno. It makes him a coward who is clearly way too emotionally sensitive.

Why are you pretending to be Adan anyway? He doesn't namefag

only one emotionally sensitive is you making a big deal about nothing, you're just a conor nuthugger like the rest in those comments

why are you pretending that you have even one joule of energy in your body

makes it "believable" when he samefags, with Spain back autistic sorts are just begging for attention

10 inches of rain expected before the fight. Traffic up the ass due to evacuations

WHY IS GOD FUCKING WITH ME?

DEFEND OR VACATE
FINAL WARNING, GOOBER
youtube.com/watch?v=-lBhx_REe6s

suckas

I've got ten inches expected for your moms room

I'm not, now you?

t. achmed

I'm sorry that happened to you on this weekend bud.

Let's be honest, why would Conor want to fight either of those guys? There's no money in either of them.

>implying Paulie remembers anything from the sparring sessions after getting gadooshed and sent home with a concussion

Joke's on Floyd. Paulie, this is embarrassing.

You're right, it isn't smart to fight them.
I just wish the strongest would seek out and challenge the strongest. It's all about the money nowadays.

Watching Floyd's boxing fights makes it unbelievably clear is a few levels better than conor skill wise. His reactions are insane and complete instinct.

Conor is going to get humiliated but I think Conor's size advantage and reach advantage are the big unknowns. Conor is basically going to have to completely ignore Floyd's strikes and feints while going in.

Going to be an insane fight actually and better than most expect. I'm really hyped to see the two fight. I can imagine Conor somehow having quick enough hands and coordination to land some shots if he gets into a suicidal mindset of ignoring any shots. If he walks through floyd's strikes and just focuses on landing I think he can win. Going to be a mental battle.

it actually is honestly embarrassing

2 BELTS?!?!?! DEFEND OR VACATE GONOR!!! IMPEACH HIM FROM HIS TITLE!!

why is ariel helwani the only good mma journalist? is it that he works hard or does he just get luckyy

youtube.com/watch?v=N0XsOkqOOvA

Does Conor even have a much bigger reach advantage? His size is a bit overplayed desu, look at them staring off and it's not hueg

Conor vs Malignaggi is the best next fight he can take. If we are talking $$$ and least risk. That is even if he beats floyd or not. If he beats Floyd he will carry a malignaggi fight to 3 million buys on white hope hype and if he loses it will still be interesting.

>His reactions are insane and complete instinct.
his instinct will be his downfall, boxing doesn't exist

2 inch reach, and floyd has long ass arms for his height. I think the weight will be 15 pounds or so advantage.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yeah, that's me in the middle. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. Well... it's a long story, you see...

>boxing doesn't exist

Can you imagine Floyd and Paulie comfortably sitting in Floyd's house, having a few drinks, and Paulie yet again tries to push the bullshit story about him beating Conor for 12 rounds.

>moving his head out of the way of a punch and staying completely alert
The reactions Floyd have are better than Conor's by leagues. That being said reaction time does decrease with age.

2 inches isn't much man. I'm certain Floyd has faced people with bigger reach before, if not equal to Goobs.

Weight isn't as huge factor in Boxing I'd imagine. Mayweather agreed to 154 so he's fine there

you have to be retarded to think conor or the fans have any interest in that fight.

paulie got his ass beat and he's trying to milk his 15 minutes of fame

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Prepare for wrestlefucking

Conor/Nate 3 as a Boxing match would be much bigger than Paulie
I'm not sure people really give a shit about Paulie, they just know him because he keeps piping up

the inputs that result in Floyd reacting in a certain way may not be present in this fight

boxing is a collection of beliefs, and Conor is going in there to disrupt the system, to find the bugs in the coding and exploit them, and everyone knows that change never comes from within

look at Uber, you know who should have come up with Uber? Yellow Taxi. But taxi was so far up it's own ass, it was worried about micro this, micro that... it's the macro that Conor is going to go in there and disrupt, he's a disruptor, when he throws this and that and Floyd moves this way because of that, that's when Conor knows he's into the central nervous system and that Floyd is so far up his own ass

>he absorbed all of tiger's energy

how the fuck can anyone compete with punished tony??

Reach advantage still matters a lot against a slippery dude like Floyd. It means he can adjust the angles on his punches better to hit a moving head.

I don't think it's even going to be power but whether Conor can hit him in the first place. It's going to be interesting to see the footwork and how conor moves. I just imagine the only possible way conor wins is if he ignores every shot floyd throws and goes in like a madman to win or die.

back to your dead general tia

MORE PAULIE GETTING TAGGED BY DAT LEFF HAND

youtube.com/watch?v=CzSWB57sAY0

stop forcing this retarded boxing meme

Paulie vs Conor is an easy money fight. Paulie can talk and casuals know who he is now. I just view it as the easiest fight he can take that still makes him millions.

Boxing vs Nate is a lot of damage to take even for the payday.

terrible excuse for a father

>16 yrs old
>wanting to hurt dogs

Get fucked

Biological or legal father?

It's not that. Floyd watches gloves. It's not like he is watching for certain movements in particular. He can fucking dodge a jab from the lead arm easily.

The only way conor wins that is if he goes in loose and unafraid of strikes. If he intercepts and adjusts the punching angle on the fly to hit.

either way the father figure is failing, someone might need to call CPS next

I'm not forcing shit, making a point.
Do people really care about Paulie? After the footage of him getting his block knocked off? Not to mention they have footage of the 12 rounds of sparring anyway?

what if Floyd punches Conor's giant fucking skull so hard he breaks his hand lol

Based Chris Eubank is on Team McGregor as he knows what it's like to go up against a Celtic Warrior. Bet the house on McGregor lads, it's all over!

Goobs isn't unheemable, got rocked by Diaz
I genuinely don't doubt Floyd could do the same, especially in the later rounds

I'm not talking about the biggest possible fight. If you are conor mcgregor and want an easy fight for the end of the year. Why not fight pillowhands paulie?

People are going to watch the next fight because of Conor's name.

Fight Diaz? Huge war lots of damage
Defend belt? vs no name and lots of damage and risk

Fight paulie? Easy payday after the biggest fight in history and beat up a midget.

Paulie told Floyd all of Conor's tactics

49-1

>He can fucking dodge a jab from the lead arm easily.
also this is dumb by the way come the fuck on dude do you even have fight pass

youtube.com/watch?v=-NppGBVNDj4

Can you imagine being a former world champion boxer and getting mauled by a 0-0 guy from a different sport? Paulie is a mess.

If conor wants to win he has to ignore floyd's punching and not respect it at all. When floyd is punching is his best chance for a hit.

>berto consistently steps to his own left and into mayweather's right hand
why tho

if mcgregor wins my entire family is getting necklaced
t. irish immigrant

No dubs = Conor wins

No wonder he got his ego hurt. He's getting toyed around and everybody from ringside is laughing at him.

Oh right yeah I guess, that works.
If he loses to Floyd though no one's really going to want to see him Box I think though

timing beats speed

kick the door down how you mean
now the whole team comin in
now the whole team comin in

>He thinks Conor didn't know this would happen
Lmao. Lad. It's all over for Floyd. It was over the second he signed the dotted line.

War Conor!!!!!!

Yeah but I feel like the money is too easy. If you factor in risk of damage vs money earned the best next fight is Paulie. He can still fight the hard fights next year.

I just view it as the easiest way to get more money off casuals without going in the cage with a killer.

>implying he was in shape to box

Conor's coaches are basically the Bill Belichick of combat sports. He can do it.

>Waaaahhh pls don't hurt le poor little doggies ;_;
I'm going to guess that you eat meat, right? Fuck off, hypocrite.

Back to /box/ you troglodyte