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cricket is the retard baby of hockey -edition

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alright lads

cricket

Hockey is a primitive version of cricket

grigget

practiced my batting with the gf today

is a cricketer an athlete?

americans have no idea of the depth of test cricket nor of how deeply i have come to understand it

to be honest only the goatman has ever understood cricket
anyone who says they do is a nonce

why is there a finn in the cricket thread

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Do any cricket fans actually understand the rules and terminology or is it just a prank to laugh at outsiders?

Cricket is gay lol

Love straff

Cricket is a nice sport

hate Shitspouter

>sport

Based goosey

>this big fight with gf
goddamn

>No Mention of the next Mystery Bowler from Sri Lanka

haven't been posting much lately, so here's two /cric/-related updates from my life:

(1) watch a couple of brown fellas play cricket at the park last sunday
(2) saw a guy who looked like de kock at the pub two days ago. i think i made him uncomfortable, because i kept staring at him

thanks for reading

Tell me about Fawad Alam

>india still won
lmao how

Gonna go to the store and pick up a half gallon of chocolate milk lads

based cricketfan69 going to knock shitspouter out

we call that 2 litres in this thread

please be more willing to except our cultures when making posts

thanks

yeah gotten back into choccy milk myself recently
every thursday I like to get a 600 ml carton on the way home

are you the german or the english expat

the german

which brand? My brother works at Aldi and brings home their brand which is fairly good.

Masters of course

Aldi is literally going to kill off Australian produce so I refuse to shop there

I was about to say I've never heard of it but looks like in suicideland it's called Big M. elite choice.

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good viewing

wrong thread sorry lads

We actually use Liters here pretty frequently atleast when compared to kilos verse lbs or meters verse miles

Im a fucking addict when it comes to choco molk litteraly will drink atleast 2 gallons a week

Pic related is the goat chocolate milk in the states. Based in Washington state but been able to find it in Wal-Mart all over woild recommend of any of you cunts ever venture over here

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I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams

>Finland

The fuck is this bullshit country?

Post your alt-right name lads, the first cricketer you can think of plus your sexual status

Murali Inactive

Steyn Stunted

asif rarely

Posting in a retard babyy thread

Smith Only on Fridays

The fact that Shake it Off is so obviously not in the top 10 songs on 1989 is getting me through the overall meh-ness of LWYMMD

fucking hate straffo

love cricket by the way

carly rae jepsen for brainlets

love straffo

love cricket

>le contrived autist look

Sad!

yes

>is a cricketer an athlete

why are spastics always coldplay fans

tell me about cricket

"Sport" dominated by the least athletic race of "people" on earth

coldplay, taylor swift, what else is straffcore?

Australians are very athletic mate

Springsteen is his favourite

2,4,3,5,7,6,8,1

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hate sexism
love tay tay

Mainly due to lack of support from other bowlers.
Has a Off-spin grip,action is like a legspinner & can spin it both ways
Better than A. Mendis imo

going to reserve judgement for now
remember everyone talking up that chinaman last year only for it to turn out that he only took wickets because there was no footage of him bowling before his first test so no one could pick his variations

will LITERALLY castrate the next poster who implies that natural variation exists

natural variation exists

where do you live mate

39 Roberts St, Spotswood VIC 3015

Wattle Glen

catching the train down now

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i like his hair in the photo, looks better when he grows it out a bit

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#beatsbydre

does the cunt ever take a photo that's not at fuckin maccas

Straffo looks a bit like the beast from the chase

Straffo's whole shtick is liking something really popular that most people over the age of 18 or in the know hate and then pretending and trying to convince people that it's ackshually really good. It's next level contrarian.

It would be like me trying to convince you guys that some meme artist that gets shat on like Justin Bieber or Nickelback were in fact the best thing ever.

Amazing Straff
How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now I'm found
Was blind, but now I see
'Twas Straff that taught my heart to fear
And Straff my fears relieved
How precious did that Straff appear
The hour I first believed
My chains are gone
I've been set free
My God, my Savior has ransomed me
And like a flood His mercy rains
Unending love, Amazing Straff

straffo did his PCL whilst photographing local footy on the weekend

straff should consider a diet

he was getting angry at some guy at maccas a few days ago for using a $100 note on a $7.40 meal

Even Finland has national team, there are more bongoloids than finns in it. Majority are naturally streetshitters or pakis.

>England win the toss and bat first
haha time for another 3 day test

Accurate representation of the demography of Finland tbf

>was thinking of getting tickets for days 4/5
Was realistically not going to make it there anyways and definitely won't now

Hate Janny's
Hate Shitspouter
Hate Ivan
Hate Walkcunt

Love Straffo
Love Goosey

why would you want to go watch this garbage fucking series
I hate the ECB for not inviting a proper team down and ruining my winter /cric/ experience

Always like to go to one test match a year and didn't have the chance to go to the Manchester test due to work

can any sandgroper here tell me about this man?
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goosey is a good cunt but straffo is just a cunt

Get in here gents

yeah mate basically he's just a old nut that rides around perth and midland and abuses everyone he goes past
he's been at it for a couple of decades now

Should've either had 6 tests against South Africa, or got New Zealand over for 3 tests seeing as they're not doing anything at the moment.

the absolute fucking state of new zealand's fixtures makes me furious, it's literally nothing but pyjamas

we're literally never going to see a 6 test series unless by some luck it happens to be 2 3 test series' in either countries

tipping windies in a closey

hate that turnbull has absolutely no interest sport, really just doesn't feel right

Remember when West Indies was good? Mike Gatting does.

listening to carly rae

>westley

>it's a nothing for 2 episode

Wew laddies maybe the Windies are back on form

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