SAVE HIM
SAVE HIM
Let's be honest, there's still enough fight in him that a little extra suffering wouldn't bother him.
>enough fight
lol mate. he is dead inside, more dead than me and i've been posting memes on a chinese noodle cooking forum for the last 10 years of my life + my fucking dod died and what the fuck do i do with the body?
not everyone wants to save him
Let's get this going right
JUST
FUCK
MY
WIFE
ALIMONY
I didn't hear no bell, and the alimony checks are still coming.
>what the fuck do i do with the body?
eat it u fag
The shame Brendan feels. It's so bad he has to lie about not being Brendan on the IMDB message boards ;_;
>Not depressed
Did he see his latest interviews?
if dubs he'll wake up tomorrow feeling a bit better than the previous day
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
fuck i needed that one, bro. cancer is getting worse.
>how in the hell would you know what my IP address is when I don't even know what it is?
oh cham
>Did he see his own interviews
What did user mean by this?
In interviews,Brendan talks like he's dead inside
yes he did
I'm watching this on my 65 inch and I'm literally crying. Did feminism really have to turn a guy full of hopes, dreams and motivation into this? Why the fuck is he on display like a loser when he is just a a victim who deserves our support and respect?
We need to keep pusing further until ChamCham completely breaks and reveals his true identity
is there any realistic way to stop her?
Fraser will stop her when he's strong enough
...
doubles and the mummy guy dies
I was there on the day truth died
Blood on my hands throw 'em up in the sky
I was the number one sinner, no less
My life was a lie, and my wish was a death
I fell in love with the ways of the world
Money, the fame, the boose, the alimony
But I couldn't stay faithful, if I've tried
I turned in to a devil, you could see it in my eyes
I blacked out, told everything I ever did
I couldn't take all the lies I was living with
I broke your heart, woke up the next day
My bags outside, yelling, "Get the hell away!
You're not a husband, not a father, just a pig
And you can't never change all the things that you did!"
That's when I knew it, it wouldn't last
You never get away, when you're running from the past
I will fly into outer space
I float away, but you're my gravity
I will die to love another day
We rise again and lose our gravity
I'm a broken man, I'm full of sin
I'm sick of all this hell that I'm living in
And I can't escape it, this is how it feels
When you try to numb the pain with a thousand pills
You tore me down, wished that I was dead
Said you wanna sleep alone in another bed
But when I push away, you only pull me closer
It's only over when we both wanna say it's over
I gotta change this is not who I am
I wanna start over wanna try this again
You're everything I need, everything I'm not
So pull the trigger, give me one more shot
I will fly into outer space
I float away, but you're my gravity
(I will die) die to love another day
We rise again and lose our gravity
You love me, you hate me, you kiss me, you break me
You lifted me up just to watch as you broke me
You promised me, looked me straight in the eyes
No matter what you say, I don't know truth from the lies
I helped you up, like I always do
I forgave you for your sins and I carried you through them
No matter how hard we fought, we always knew
You will bleed for me, and I will bleed for you
dubs and he gets a protagonist role in a good movie again
she grows stronger with every new alimony check
Brendan,just stop. We know you need help
TheChamCham IS Brendan
I just want him to succeed.
...
brendan the microphone is mounted on some shit you can just pull towards you instead of leaning forward like a cuck ;_; come on brendon, come on! let us help you, let us unJUST you. fucking pull the mic towards you fella!
Brendan memes are comfy as fuck desu
>comfy
its you 20 years from now you idiot, except you've never had been an alpha that every teen girl on the planet wants fucked by
in 20 years you will be
>cucked
>paying alimony
>depressed
>have no hair
>be on suicide watch
but hopefully HOPEFULLY you will avoid having a knife sharpening forum post memes and laugh at you for the rest of your miserable alimony-paying life.
fuck off really.
brendan is us, he LITERALLY IS /OURGUY/.
he is the thing we might become. fight for him. fight for us. fight for yourself.
>its you 20 years from now you idiot
not likely. i'll die an unmarried virgin.
How the fuck does he know when his alimony payments end?
At least you'll reach wizard status user.
Reminder that TheChamCham is a crazy Brendan stalker who pretends to be his fiance
i look forward to it. in the meantime i will stack money and indulge my hobbies (film & painting & poetry)
I'm 100% certain that Cham is actually Brendan
He's probably that mummyman twitterfag.
everytime i see a twink posted on Sup Forums to be made to look like an edgy faggot i have to deal with the fact that i'd want to suck that loser's dick
Why is TheChamCham so based, bros?
UNJUST
WHATS THIS LIFE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Sounds like Norm on xanax in this interview, poor fella.
No.
>And the alimony ends January 31, 2019. Yippee.
>Yippee.
Oh I love you so much Brendan.
JUST SQUEEZIN THE JU-UUUST
BUDDY
>I don't know what my IP address is
jesus christ
poor brendan is so delusional, which is exactly why we have to help him
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CHECK THEEEEEEEESE
your hobbies are gay
He's a fool for thinking there is an end to A L I M O N Y
holy shit, mental illness is no joke
All you people care about is alimony
Give him a part in the MCU
is this serious? I literally started the petition and called myself the chamcham because I'm aware of the meme. this "IP Address" shit is hilarious
Like for real this shit is hilarious, you guys are buttblasting ChamCham when he/she had nothing to do with the petition.
is leddit killing this meme?
>he is not eating mud
Who implied he eats mud lol?
Who ever said that?
Maybe Brendan does eat mud but he hastily denied it although I don't recall anyone saying he eats mud.
Does mud have any nutritious value to it or is it just filler?
If mud is filler than I don't think he should eat it, unless he's just curbing his hunger then maybe it's a good idea.
Maybe he should eat grass though, because grass are plants and plants are healthy for living beings.
I mean deer eat grass because they're herbivores and make a living off of grass.
So maybe Brendan should switch from mud to grass?
Can you make it so we can see the comments of the signers? I feel we're missing out on a lot of good material.
What character should he do?
I didn't do anything to the petition for a few days and it suddenly disappeared. Tried contacting their support and nothing happened. I have no idea why it's doing that but I guess I can see if I can fix it.
He would be an incredible Dr. Octopus.
So we have to help defeat get before she reaches her full power on 2019
lol, you've pissed off the real chamcham and given us some funny moments, thanks for humor user
No problem. I've been away mostly since I started the petition and I'm still shocked it's reached this many people.
I love the JUST meme but I genuinely want to help out Brendan, I love him even if I made ridiculous photoshops like pic related.
dude needs to update his shit
yeah, it would be nice to see the guy not look so down. hopefully this helps him in some way.
jesus christ i can't finish this
Why not save this beautiful specimen instead??
She doesn't pay alimony
What the fuck
Holy fuck 10/10
dubs and he's saved
I'm the one with the dubs
pathetic
DAMN BOI
If dubs he's worse
Why does he deserve to be saved? Has he tried to better himself in any way? Or does he just want pity?
lol TRIPS and Brendan Fraser's career skyrockets back to an A lister.
Dubs and the next trips counts as the opposite, a whole lot of despair for everyone.
Nope.