Turn on Fox News

>Turn on Fox News
>expect what liberals keep stereotyping Fox News as

>It's a report on a bill about illegal immigration or government spending or something
>Host calmly chats with two other political commentators
>"What do you think about this bill?"
>"I think this bill is good because [Reason X], but it has drawbacks, like [Reason Y]".
>"Interesting. What do you think, other commentator?"
>"I think this is a bad decision for Congress to make. In addition to the benefits, we need to consider drawbacks like [Reason Z]."
>"Also a good point. You both make interesting arguments. Thank you for your time. Coming up next, the weather."

>Check out "redeye"
>Armond White is making fun of movies

I don't get it.
I thought this was the supposed brainwashing boogeyman that you keep claiming is destroying America. Why is it that outside of O'Riley and the other shows that are clearly marked as opinion-pieces like a Talk Show, that 90% of the channel calm and reasonable discussion among various guests and commentators? They had a fucking two-hour biography on President Kennedy the other day.
You really think that's somehow worse than literally editing a phone call to make it sound more "racist"?

Anyways what are some other decent news channels or even series like old Vice that get a lot of hate, but aren't all that bad?

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This is a nice pasta but Fox News is schizophrenic grandma tier

It's great. Disregard Family Guy and Simpsons memes

>Faux News would be pronounced like "foe news"

>MFW MURDOCK KUK
haha

>watch a single news story
>suddenly have a comprehensive idea of what Fox News is like

All TV news is shit anyway, I always look to the paper if I want any actual information.

Fox News is the best American news channel and that's why more people watch it.

vice was never good
N E V E R

The paper is shit too.

My roommate watches it all the time. I never watched it either and would have no exposure to it aside from clips on The Daily Show in the mid 00's. It's definitely right wing but not nearly as bad as I expected, and definitely no worse as far as blatant bias goes than CNN or NBC. It will still make you a dumb partisan robot if you watch it though, like all TV news.

the biggest thing i hate about fox news is those urgent panicky BUY GOLD NOW commercials that fuck with old people. it's so scummy, man

>still buying gold
stupid goyim, you should own silver

It isn't pasta.

I know. Even when I was a very deep-blue Democrat (2004-2012) I acknowledged that Fox reporting and even some commentary wasn't that bad. A lot of the editorial stuff is dubious, or at least was back in the day (like when O'Reilly called Sup Forums a "far-left website that supplies its users with child pornography), and that morning show is particularly bad, but most of their content seems within basic journalistic norms.

But there isn't really any single, one-stop news source. Honestly, the only legit reporting I've ever found on the Syrian War is in Syria Generals on Sup Forums, where they aggregate videos from smaller French broadcasters like TVL or regional affilitates like the local CBS guy Ben Swann.

It's been tough finding honest coverage of Syria. Being led by the nose by the Obama administration, most media has reported it as a civil war (it isn't; the Syrian state was attacked by terrorist groups like ISIS, al-Qaeda, and al-Nusra, and sometimes with the implicit support of the US), and pretended that there was a refugee crisis (nope; most of the people flooding Europe aren't even Syrian, and those who are were coming from Turkey and Jordan and even elsewhere in Europe, as they'd already fled the fighting). In other words, Obama, Clinton, and Kerry went Bush 2.0 on Syria (and Libya as well), but it's OK, because they're Dems.

You should own bullets and guns. If SHTF you can trade your guns and ammo for a bajillion golds

Yeah fox being shit is a meme. Liberals watch comedy central talk show hosts who show some of the worst clips from o Reilly and they think they understand the entire network. They won't say anything bad about Israel though. It's not like a redpill, but if everyone who watched CNN started watching Fox it would be a step in the right direction.

...

>tfw watched red eye once for almond white as guest
it was nice

>turn on CNN
>first thing I hear is how its illegal for me to watch anything else

>mfw CNN tells me it's illegal to read wikileaks
What the fuck. The goodest goys.

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I don't when O'Reilly said that, but Sup Forums used to be very anti-Bush, pro-drugs and proudly atheist.

>turn on CNN
>the russians are hacking your brains, any anti-liberal thoughts you might have had were planted by the russians

Fox has become the least biased news channel in the past 4 years by far

its still shit and they shill neo-con agendas like crazy but its not complete state propaganda like msnbc, cnn, abc, npr, bbc, nbc, cbs

>turn on TV
>click click whirr
>command prompt window opens for a split second

>like when O'Reilly called Sup Forums a "far-left website that supplies its users with child pornography

That's completely accurate for that time though.

If you want to make it accurate for now just replace "left" with "right" and "child" with "interracial."

this is incorrect

Vice used to be primo toilet reading material back in the early 00s and they made fun of liberals in it a lot more than conservatives

the articles were funny and pointless and largely apolitical, it used to have good photography

Kek

>turn on Fox News
>bombarded with fearmongering Gold salesmen and prescription pill commercials

>t. only knows vice as a website and youtube channel

>he doesn't have propur water filters on board

The other day Fox News was calling for the SNAP program to be cancelled because 70 million out of 70 billion dollars from the program were wasted

ZOG has really done a number on FOX.

Calm, reasonable discussion is far right lunacy.

Minority women yelling and making baffled faces is progressive!

my favorite are the second mortgage commercials

>you spent your lifetime making sure your worthless millennial children get nothing, make sure they don't get the house either. that way you'll have extra money for your retirement to go to places they never will, and to slurp on martinis like a hypocrite while you chastise them for smoking pot.

It disturbs me that Sup Forums actually applauds this kike worthy bullshit.

The other day they were talking about 30+ year old millennials still living with their parents and they were practically screaming at the camera to throw them out into the street to die.

The meme exists because Fox News is the only Conservative news station, so it's easy to gang up on. But in reality it's the most unbiased of the major networks(MSNBC, CNN, etc.) It also gets more ratings than the other channels combined.

I really don't understand that mentality. I lived with my parents until I was 30 so that I could actually buy a house outright instead of throwing my money away on rent

>drinking is as bad as pot
lol

>like when O'Reilly called Sup Forums a "far-left website that supplies its users with child pornography
It was at the time. I'd even argue this place is still left leaning as a whole.

t. useless NEET who should be kicked out

Reverse mortgage, not second mortgage.

It's worse.

It is pasta you fucking new fag

Drinking is worse than pot

years ago i watched bill o'reilly for the first time and expected some raving right wing madman, and he's really just a nice old man who's politically slightly right of center who believes in old fashioned normal rockwell values

Whoa

>they were practically screaming at the camera to throw them out into the street to die.
Lay off the topkeks, Cenk. You're getting too fat for the wide angle lens.

are you mad your parents threw you out at 12 and yet like a cuck, you still get them a christmas present while they don't even acknowledge your existence?
lol get fucked wagecuck
nobody has or ever will love you.

then why is the devils lettuce illegal and alcohol not

>calls someone else a "new fag"
>is so new he doesn't realize it's just one word
It isn't pasta, though.

All mainstream media is lacking, but I find Fox to be the better channel. I say that as a liberal Canadian that grew up on CBC news.

dumb hippies

>he lives where weed isn't legal
kek

LOL you really are a NEET
Fox News is absolutely right on that one, you're worthless

>not watching Tucker Carlson roast lefties every night

Redeye before Gutfeld got popular and left was the GOAT show too.

I actually do and grow too

just joshing u fellas

*yawn*
go masturbate to more pictures of niggers fucking women who won't even talk to you
queer

Money. The government gets money to fight the drug war. Police departments get money from asset seizures Politicians get money from booze and pharma lobby.

Sure, there's money to be made in legalized weed, but it'd also hurt the bottom line plenty of wealthy individuals and organizations.

I'm a libcuck-hating conservacuck now, but I remember the Bush years and Fox News and all the really retarded tea party republicucks shit was really just as incredibly stupid and propaganda as libcucks are today, it's just how the pendulum swings. After 8 years of Trump, the reasonable stance will probably be in favor of libcucks again.

>After 8 years of Trump
kek, the oldies will vote him out when he takes away their benefits

>Tucker Carlson
>Good

That mouth breathing retard is an embarrassment to the world.

You don't seem to understand how much the flyovers hate having to eat out of the government's hand.

Maybe you hate liberals because you are older now.

I doubt i Will ever be back to my "socialism is good" ways of my teenager years.
The only reason Bush hating became fashionable was the Iraq war.

Everything depends if Trump starts a war with a new country.

>Hate

Nobody hates free money, stop lying.

He seemed alright in that interview with the newsweek editor.

Like he got him to admit they didnt even read the fucking thing.

Why are you such a smug retard
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I guess traits like self respect and dignity wouldn't really resonate with some autistic neet.

>mfw people smugly accuse you of getting their opinions from "lol faux news" while at the same time unironically getting their own news from John Oliver and Stephen Colbert

>turn on Fox News
>MY PILLOW IS MACHINE WORSHABLE

>Flyover
>Respect
>Dignity

Never-mind they would be third world scum without government assistance.

are you delusional? the coasts are the welfare states

paper is just as bad.

@77793987

>Says the smelly weeb posting smug girls

Sup Forums watches for the hot broads and Tucker Carlson. Also Hannity.

>ENDORSED BY THE NATIONAL SLEEP FOUNDATION

Hi, Lauren.

At some point Fox News unironically became one of the most unbiased channels.

We almost certainly fell into an alternate reality at some point

Outnumbered has some pretty good fap material

It ain't the 2000s anymore. The liberals are now the conservatives and the conservatives are now the liberals. As far as who the good guys are, anyways.

They are right
You are wrong

>born again conservative

There's literally nothing commendable about being an authoritarian shithead.
The ONLY reason why I would see someone becoming one is if they were CEO of some massive conglomeration. Republishits are always crapping all over the destitute and the little guys who are actually trying to make something of themselves. But this propaganda machines are good at painting their enemies as devil worshipping, child molesting monsters who just want to watch le world burn xppp.
Most conservatives are fucking stupid.
>I believe in the bible
Kill yourself. No seriously, fucking kill yourself. If you believe in this stupid bullshit while being over the age of 10, you seriously need to rethink your whole life.
>I don't need no handhands
Then don't take any
>Nobody else should be allowed any either
You're a faggot. Again kill yourself.
>The liberals are turning us into a nanny state, that's why we need harsher laws to make people start actin' right
Face fucking palm.
>I support Israel no matter what
Not only are you a cuck, you're a gullible shitstain too
>This corrupt asshole is going to make sure I get mah lamborghini i'm entitled to because I worked at 711 for 10 years
He might get a lambo, but not you!

etc. etc.
Anyone truly redpilled can see beyond the false dichotomy of horseshoe politics anyway.

The world isn't that black and white

>paper for actual information

top kek. New York Times even put out a piece on how Trump was so terrible that they have a moral obligation to fabricate bullshit stories against him for the sake of the country. And then after their sales plummeted and Trump won anyway, they apologized for putting out a story where they said they were going to cast aside journalistic integrity. And after apologizing for doing that, they went right back into putting out fake news anyway.

Don't even get me started on the washington post.

Red states tend to have higher concentration on welfare and tend to take more than they give in taxes

Exactly. It's really just international economics vs national economics now.

>not watching Tuck "Cuckslayer" Carlson rip through SJWs and jews on a daily basis

ISHYGDDT. That guy is fucking gold.

He probably reads the paper because John Oliver urged his viewers to buy subscriptions to NYT and the Washington Post.

you are pegged by your grandma you double faggot

Hmm... really makes you think...

what a childish tantrum this whole post is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ophbx1iaF8

CANT KEK THE TUCK

>reading the papers

FUCKING LOL

Red states have military bases and niggers.

libtard detected

this. discovered it myself 3 weeks ago. it's comfy as fuck.

wtf I hate conservatives now???

It applies across race and ethnicity, asshat.

multiple sources, faget. i also read zerohedge, as well as german news outlets of various political stripes. plus RT for a well-balanced diet.

>this long ass post and not a single valid argument to be found

Wew lad

>source: my ass

Love me some Hannity. It's so ridiculously over the top.

All the MSNBC talking heads are becoming left wing versions of him, but he still does it best.

why don't you go crying back to your sky daddy about it you christ cuck conservaturd faggot

>he thinks posting manchild cartoons is an argument

wew yourself lad