/mlb/ general - BASED BRAWL edition

WAS: Scherzer could return Sunday versus Mets
NYM: Report: Mets unlikely to retain Terry Collins
STL: Matt Carpenter (illness) remains out Thursday
DET: Miguel Cabrera ejected after brawl with NYY
CLE: Carlos Santana (back) remains out Thursday
NYM: Conforto diagnosed with shoulder dislocation
BAL: MRI shows no damage in Zach Britton's knee
LA: Corey Seager gets day off Thursday vs. PIT
KC: Yost: Herrera (arm) 'ready to go' on Thursday
KC: Mike Moustakas dealing with minor leg injury
ARZ: Robbie Ray activated off the concussion DL
NYM: Familia (shoulder) to be activated on Friday

resd t.b.h.

jays for top 5 pick

Wake me up, when September ends.

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Miguel Cabrera should be deported for assaulting an American citizen.

Send that socialist back to his shit country

OUTTA MY WAY DETOILET FUCKING SHITS

Nats desu senpai

desert heat is nothing like humid heat, it's actually quite nice

also every single person we met in phx was fantastic and friendly (and had some kickass juevos rancheros)

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

this desu

It's like a fucking video game character running

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE YANKEES ARE /MLB/'S TEAM AND IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN YOU CAN KINDLY GO BACK TO R/BASEBALL WHERE YOU BELONG

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE SHITTY OF DETOILET IS IRRELEVANT AND WILL UNIRONICALLY LOSE 100 GAMES, 100 GAMES, 100 GAMES

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE YANKEES HAVE NOT ONLY THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL BUT THE MOST ALPHA CHAD FIGHTERS THE REST OF THE """MAJOR""" LEAGUE TEAMS ARE ALL BETA MILQUETOAST OMEGA VIRGINS

FRIENDLY REMINDER 27 FUCKING RINGS KISS THEM ALL DETOILET REDDIT VIRGIN KEKS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>THE SHITTY OF DETOILET
>BURN IT AT THE STAKE
>THE SHITTY OF DETOILET
>BURN IT AT THE STAKE
>THE SHITTY OF DETOILET
>BURN IT AT THE STAKE
>THE SHITTY OF DETOILET
>BURN IT AT THE STAKE

cringepasta

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
>tfw no old/fat

It's a true story, bro.

>Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.

no one knows you >you are so no one gives a shit

But it's true faggot. And you can't hide it.
>tfw 6-0

>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

7-0, faggot.

White noise. *yawns*

>posting in a baseball thread
>angry about socialism

What is revenue sharing, user

>team lost a series 0-7
>still posts on this thread
lmao

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

Remember in March when all the >mestfags were predicting an NL East title and posting Thor and Harvey memes? That was pretty funny.

>every single person we met in phx was fantastic and friendly

Wanna know how I know you're white?

Your need to take your meds, also who lost 10-6 today?

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

7-0
>he still has the nerve to post here
lmao
I did. And I was right. They're irrelevant forever now.

Discuss.

Clayton Kershaw's postseason ERA.

7-0

sick burn, man. i was hoping nobody would figure out? dang

Damn Son.

Clayton Kershaw is 4-7 in the playoffs.

I wish I didn't live in shithole Detroit, where you can't drink the water.

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great thread guys

no u

This is what happens when DG decides to run an /mlb/ thread into the ground

do you barricade the walls of your home to protect from bullets and black people in general?

Cabrera deserved to be paralyzed in that brawl, he was spared only by our mercy

omg hi fellow lifelonger!!

>tactical pliers

lmao what the fug

Depends on where u live. I'm from Niggerville.
He needs his spine beaned in the next game he plays in. Fucking faggot deserves multiple beanballs to the head.

DG needs to be permabanned from this website

He'll be gone when Kershaw is exposed yet again and the Dodgers choke in the postseason. Time will come.

>Chess.com online tournament on twitch
>Woman GM getting demolished by based Caruana

>the city of detoilet

dirty players, dirty fans, dirty city

Jesus, Mets fans are easily triggered.

Fuck detoilet and Miguel Caboobra

The thing with DG is he's always more present after the dodgers do something embarrassing, like after the 2015 NLDS and now of course he won't go away after Rich Hill's no-hitter

almost as easily as yaks fans

>its a jew thing

>Detoilet betas and Yankee haters from all their pink hatted shit teams acting like they dindu nuffin dey gud boiz it all dem ebil Yankee fault Detroit just needed money fo dem programz dey wuz going ta church they CGI'd dem punches sheeeeeeeeit

Give me a fucking break.

Sanchez is detoliets daddy

>detoilet being omega niggers

Just clicked thru and landedon the Indians game. Quick Q, why is there nobody in the stands? Uhhh i thought they want to World Eeries?
Please help me understand

Cabrera threew some beta jabs, romine shot a double leg takedown and Gary followed up with a Chad uppercut

>WAAAAAAHHHHH LE EVIL STANKEES ARE BEING MEAN TO US MAAAAAAHHHMMMM CALL THE POLICE I AM BEING INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY OPPRESSED AND AM VERY TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW ;_;
Kiss all 27 rings, Detoilet Virgins

TWENTY
W
E
N
T
Y

SEVEN
E
V
E
N

Anyone else think Miggy combo was weak as hell? Didn't even phase my boy Romine

What matters is Gary's Chad uppercut desu senpai

Anyone please

>Yankees fans are pessimistic fans who constantly shit talk their players in bullpen in the gamethreads
>They're constantly posting muh rings in the general right now
>Dodgers gamethreads barely have anyone in them
>Constantly take over /mlb/ with shitposting
Why is /mlb/ so prone to false flagging, and why do you faggots take the b8 so easily?
>

no one cares about 2 irrelevant teams

Apparently, Cleveland fans are the only fans with day jobs or something, according to Indians lifelongs.

or maybe no one wants to go to a nigger-infested shit hole like cleveland

Most American cities are.

And the Bronx isn't?

That make sense. Cleveland really is awful

serious question. does it make you sperglords feel superior to type out "nigger" and post it anonymously on an imageboard?

Why do you faggots respond to new trips, thinking that they are anything but trolls at this point?

You can always take the train back to Manhattan or Brooklyn or something

They're most likely underage

Sticky this individual post

Isn't it past your bed time? Why are you still going?

oh i'm well aware. i've just never understood the mentality

you can only post in this thread if your team has 90 wins

not so fast /mlb/

Did we forget that Cleveland got the 77777777

Sad to think about but really quite true.

you can only post in this thread if your team has a ring in the past 28 years

That's a big # but i'm seeing this game ' nobody in stands ' very emty! Please explain

That is an odd number.... Why not 25?

>People on twitter absolutely butthurt at Betances hitting McCann in the head
>They think the man with a BB/9 of 6+ has the accuracy to hit someone directly in the head
>They think a setup pitcher would intentionally put someone on base late in a tie game when his team is in a playoff hunt
I understand hating the Yankees, but why all of this illogical rage over this shit? Especially when the Yankees didn't even start the fight?

Hard tto imagine a top cond0tender team with no fans but truth is stronger than fiction?

There were calls fro Betances to be arrested, and the Yankees forfeit the rest of the season.

cause that's enough for the shitty reds to "qualify" for his shitpost

>shittesota shits

NO FANS PLEASE EXpLAIN

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Cleveland game looks like that Baltimore game that got closed down due to race riot

lol lower than the dodgers number despite their massively larger market, payroll, and win totals

>people being surprised that the alcoholic wife-beater is a dirty shithead

whatever helps you sleep at night

are you denying that the reds have won a world series more recently than the dodgers?

Wowso many in Boston clothes at this game

Dodgers a shit desusenpai

>a few weeks ago Miggy chimps out because one of the Yankee pitchers accidentally hit a player in the head, and immediately calls for retaliation
>Today Fulmer hits Sanchez after he raped the Tigers the past three games
>Miggy gets pissed off when the Yankees retaliate
What a fucking bitch. He's the most fake "fun loving" player in the league.

Oh that is why the stands were empty? I thought that was a regular game at Camden?

Lol there are more Boston fans than Cleveland fans at this game... wtf