Imagine you're short Isla Fisher in this shop's dressing room when this big gal in lingerie starts intimidating you

Imagine you're short Isla Fisher in this shop's dressing room when this big gal in lingerie starts intimidating you.
What do you do?

Sit there and endure.

Smash her in her giant lanklet face before she bonks me on the head and drives me into the ground like a stake

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

I don't understand this He-Man Jew broad's appeal

Funny how Isla is the much hotter woman.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away from this skinnyfat lanklet whore.

I'd remind her that being a lanky women isn't all that hot and that most men would probably want to fuck the cute girly redhead

get on my knees like a good goy and suck her circumcised cock!!!

Drop to my knees and submit my throat to her 12 inch strapon

Find solace in the fact that I'm a redhead with features that are far more womanly than Gals.

Laugh at her trying to intimidate me when I remember I'm still several times more attractive despite being 10 years older.

>I don't understand this He-Man Jew broad's appeal
IDF fetish

knowing she has murdered hundreds of palestinian babies gets me HOT AND HARD

stop trying to give me a tall female short female lesbian fetish

>implying isla isn't objectively superior to that rat faced kike

this is the ONLY correct answer, all other answers are NOT correct

Unleash my superior tits.

>not already having that fetish

IMAGINE BEING ISLA FISHER

Ask her where she put her phone.

She's a big gal

What kind of name even is Isla? While we're at it, what the fuck is Gal?

Gal Gadot has got to be one of the least attractive names I've heard in a long fucking time.

At least Isla rolls off the tongue.

'Gal' even has somewhat negative social implications, as a word on its own.

No man is an Isla.

Is Isla Fisher the discount Amy Adams?

>Better complexion
>Larger tits
>Two year younger

I'll take the discount version.

Nah, doesn't really appear in the same sorta movies Adams would be in and is actually a natural redhead.

Aussies have really fucking weird names

I think there was an interview where they mentioned an upcoming movie that she would be in but the movie was actually with Amy kek

Both Jewish names, goy.

wtf I hate jews now?

Come on you can't say that antisemitic shit. Support Israel and give us all your shekels good goy.

How would you ever fit it all down your throat?

IMAGINE SEVEN VAGÁNIAS? CAN YOU?

gal you say lol fool me once and shame on me user.

Call the leader of the alt right to save me

>Gal Gadot is only 5'10"

holy fuck Isla Fisher is a midget

Why this didn't happen during that scene I will never know

mmmmm more

How do you pronounce Isla

this movie any good?

I-iz-ell-ayy

E (as in the letter E) - sla (as in Slap)

She'll make it fit.

I'm gonna need a bigger oven.

Unironically yes.

Isla is a Scottish name, from the Isle of Islay.

How would my throat ever stretch so much?

>the island of islandy

lmao why are scots so retarded

Imagine being Isla in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat body and beady jew eyes. I'm totally intimidated by you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old intern in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Isla and not only look up at that face while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable wardrobe and angles barely concealing her A cup breasts and man shoulders, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into a stroke victim's attempt at looking sultry. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of producers and teenage gardeners for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her sloped forehead as she saunters over suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are genuinely intimidated by her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Isla. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

What about ironically?

Everyone in the stupidass UK and Ireland does that stupid dumb butthead stuff. Stop calling popsicles cold on the cob.

She would laugh at your tears and gagging noises. Each thrust spreading you wider and wider until all 12 inches are down your throat.

I-lah

No way that's real

more porn stories about these two?

fuck me it's real.

I just hope I don't embarrass myself and anger her by gagging and vomiting on her

>Isla come into room
>Gal becomes naked
>Isla naked too
>Sex happens graphically
>Hot

It's mandatory for Israeli citizens to serve in the military.

thanks pham

hnnnng

unless they are (((rich)))

Isla Fisher is one inch shorter than the average woman, Gadot is just tall for a woman

"If I took that bra off would you die?"
"It would be extremely sexy."
"You're a big gal."
"For you."

Then I would stand terrified and comply as she ripped my clothes off and spanked and insulted me, and probably forced me to service her sexually.

>now

hotter but less talented

In Nocturnal Animals she actually plays Amy Adams stand-in, it's brilliant casting

I disagree with this, I worked as maid (male) in Israel, everyone serves in the Israeli military. They can skip service by going to shitty third world countries, my bosses did this to their children

this is so obviously a photoshoot.

she is lying down and she has the most unkempt beret i have ever seen. clearly the work of an untrained civilian.

I wouldn't mind being a Palestinian if all Israeli soldiers looked like this.

...

Laugh at how much sexier I am than this mannish skeleton.

In countries with mandatory service there is no buying your way out of service. Here in Finland, the hockey heroes go to NHL to play with salaries in the millions, but you have to come back and serve at 27. Or you can go to prison for 6 months.

Laine better not get fucked up in the army. He's gong to be one of the greats

Lmao Fargo your drunken right rip to her!

Turkey has "mandatory" military service, but you can buy your way out of it

Only 6 months?
That's worth skipping service.

this desu

you could use her when the hurricane season comes over.

(You) tried.

You can really see the jew features coming out in this one

would you convert for Gal lads?

Which is worse, being born a Middle Eastern Kike, or being born a superior Anglo but converting to Kikedom willingly?

I'm not even sure when his service will be, but he is a young guy, and usually hockey players go to the deadline which is 27 years when you have to go. Until that, you can just extend it by saying, I have a job.

Turkey isn't a country that functions in any lawful order, corruption is rampant. I bet there aren't many things you couldn't do there if you had the money.

Usually you can choose a 6 month service if you really just want to sit it through, but not go to prison. Our service is 6, 9 or 12 months, we don't have that long service that Israel has. So it's better to just go to motorpool for 6 months and wave your dick around and drive around in trucks.

I kek'd way harder at these than I should have

Imagine being Gal Gadot

Oh. I bought you meant 6 months in jail.

I think he meant that. 6 months in jail or 6 months in service (at least)

Yes this 6 Months is the shortest service. But jail is also 6 months for refusal.

I didn't realize it's turkey we're talking about. I have a feeling that going to jail isn't worth skipping service.

We are talking about military service in Finland. I don't know the laws in Turkey. Tho I do know some of the laws and service regarding Israel.

Who on earth teaches these savages to wear a beret like that? holy shit this is triggering me

mmm wow

Gal corners Isla...Who tries to make excuses and sneak away.

She's grabbed by Gadot, thrown over her shoulder, as Gadot smacks her bum hard, carrying her over to a chair, laying Isla across her lap.

Gadot pulls down Isla's pants, then her panties, which she stuffs into Isla's mouth.

Gadot spanks the Aussie's bum, then inserts a butt-plug into Fisher's tight anus, making her grunt and squirm.

Isla's eyes are wide as she grunts and whimpers, as Gadot rotates the butt plug inside her bumhole.

"You like that in your ass, little one?" She says, patting Isla's bottom.

Gadot places her handbag on Isla's back, and takes out a large, black dildo.

"Something bigger for your little cunt, Hmmm?"

Isla squirms helplessly as Gadot slides the huge toy between the Aussie's sleek thighs.

It should've been Daddario standing next to Carter reeeee.

>butt-plug
is the butt plug her fat feminine cut jewish cock?

I enjoyed it. But I like the kind of themes done in this movie.

Maybe, maybe.

She stuffs Isla good and tight with it.

>tfw she will never stuff you good and tight with it
;_;