HEY BENNY YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVERRRRR

>HEY BENNY YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVERRRRR

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who here watching mummy right now

>HEY O'CONNOR

he was a good friend

HEY O'CONNELL. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ALIMONY PAYMENTS

better than 99% of modern Hollywood "films"

forgot how great it is. It's a classic

Is the third one with Jet Li any good? I never watched it because the lack of Egyptian style mummy felt empty to me.

Loved the first one and liked the second one with The Rock.

HEY TRUMP, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

>change Rachel Weiss out for some other bitch to play O'Connor's wife

Fuck that movie.

>changing the actor instead of just omitting the character when you can't get the original actor to do it

that's pretty terrible, glad I never watched it

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>tfw there will never be a prequel film with O'Connell and Benny

benny was the original jew

>Is the third one with Jet Li any good?

It's not as good as the first two, but it's still a comfy movie.

I'm literally watching this movie now

Jesus Christ Rachel Weisz is fucking beautiful

Great movie. Brendan's best.

Hey Benny! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the Wallllll

she's her cutest in the mummy

>they CGI'd her nips out in the scene where she comes out of the river in her nightgown

Why was this a problem?
Horses can swim
If Benny has all the horses, he can just swim across and beat them

>He was just looking for a good time

What did he mean by this?

Should have had them divorced

Fuck that, who /12yo-fap-to-naked-Anck-Su-Namun/ here?

>that opening scene where she walks in with only painted on fishnets

>tfw you will never live in ancient Egypt or Minoa where the fashion was for women to be naked or covered in nearly transparent material at all times

Ancient Minoans didn't wear anything at all above the waist
Forget, transparent shit, they were titsfree all the time
At least their gods and priestesses were

I still can't believe they rebooted the Mummy franchise without Fraiser
I mean fuck, it's just sad now

>O'CONNER

it's O'Connel, are you even a Brendan fan you fucking pleb shit

The reboot looks like shit anyway. None of the charm of the original.

Yep
The original was charming as hell

The best part so far about the remake has been that audio fuck up trailer

Brendan wasn't the only one who went JUST after The Mummy.

I never knew how much I wanted this until this post.

>knew a girl that looked just like her in school
>was too autistic to talk to her

Thats cute...how old are ya kid

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Did she go to school in nothing but gold body paint?

in my mind, yes

>Jabba'du'Hutt
>blalalalalalalala

Shouold have offered to remove her internal organs and place them in sacred canopic jars so she could live forever as your Goddess-Queen with you Osiris and she Isis.

Mummy 1 is absolute kino, better pulp than Tarantino ever did.

where were you as my wingman when i needed you

Failing to talk to the girl at my school that looked like Liv Tyler because of my autism.

>the new mummy movie will never be this good

youtube.com/watch?v=GGwFWpY8OII

AAAUGH AAUGH AAAUUAAAAA

It really warms my heart to see so much love for my favorite childhood movie desu

Cuz they're basing it on the original Mummy movie but set during modern day with a female Mummy.
That alone sounds shit.
Brendan's movies remade the story so it would be a fun action flick that everyone could love to watch.

Cruise's version looks all grim and 2serious4me.
At least Brendan's character was fun and witty.

kys weeb

He always looked like that.

He was also Igor in the Van Helsing movie with Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale.

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And now they fuck goats, PRAISE ISLAM!

>Brendan's movies remade the story so it would be a fun action flick that everyone could love to watch.

Yet when they made it people said "they're remaking this classic horror movie into a silly comedy for people who are scared easily".

Funny how these things change around every two decades or so.

reminder that evie is the real villain

>american guy knows to not open or read the book
>she opens it and ends up killing them all

JUST

Egyptian and Minoan races are functionally extinct. Hardly even reasonable to call modern Egyptians and ancient Egyptians the same people. They're just Arabs.

HEY ADOLF

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE OPENING A NEW FRONT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF EUROOOOPE!

HEY BENNY

LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE UNTERMENSCH ON MY LEBENSRAUM

What the fuck

I laughed.

viral marketing bullshit

This fucking scene gets me every time

that close up looked like CIA

reminder its not the original its now to be referred to as the second gen mummy

agreed though

JUST JUST JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
POOR AS HE CAN BE

also

More like The MOMMY

TFW it's not on any legal streaming sites or illegal streaming sites ;-;

>tfw GotJ predicted Harambe's death

The new mummy will be about Scientology not Egpyt, and instead of an Egyptian mummy it will be walt disneys head from cryo storage

ANUXXINAAMOOOOOOON

It's because it's part of a planned Cinematic Universe