Official Grimes™ Thread

START LISTENING TO GRIMES

Checknmybtrips

hey

ah, the good ol grimey : ]

Hello.

i hope grimey is living well

Anyone here beating his meat to old Grimeth?

yea i like grimes

No, Grimes doesn't wish to be sexualized.

well satan sure does ;)

i didn't know she was asexual

Only when people from Sup Forums approach her.

She's fucked Rivers Cuomo, MC Ride, The Chainsmokers, Chris Martin and Bruno Mars.

you forgot the dude from tame impala

Satanic trips confirm that Grimes likes being jerked off to

bump

She ugly

>She's fucked Rivers Cuomo, MC Ride, The Chainsmokers, Chris Martin and Bruno Mars.
How do you know?

that gives her the right

grimes has a boyfriend, a longtime unmarried boyfriend. boy you're dumb

I'll just put it like this. You see this thread? Do you ask yourself why so many of them exist recently? Well, when you have gotten money for years directly from the artist and even met them in the person twice you know some things the regular person doesn't. But hush, she's reading this.

bump

you can try Sup Forums if you don't find it appropriate here

You want the truth? The truth is that you can't handle the truth. Keep living in delusion and thinking that musicians are these untouchable gods and don't know regular people from around the world in person.

I'm on a mission from Grimes. I have my orders and I cannot be bargained with to stop.

hey animejames, back from jail?

these threads used to have lore

Grimes I'm a beta meet orbiter freelancer and I need some bux. Can I get in on this grimes posting pyramid scheme you have going on?

I didn't meet my quota this month and I'm freaking out that Grimes won't renew my contract. She already suspended me for a week because I didn't report someone.

You don't contact her now and by that way

Okay. Prove it.

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then why don't you post grimes?

>I'm a beta meet orbiter freelancer
then you're not suitable for that position. try some clairo posting.

Ambrosia > *

that's the appeal

Why is it I only ever see Grimes fans post pictures and talk about how cute she is instead of talking about which albums they like the best or whatever
you guys are just kpop without the containment general

How long have you been living under that rock of yours?

>Why is it I only ever see Grimes fans post pictures and talk about how cute she is instead of talking about which albums they like the best or whatever
Because most of the Grimes MUSIC fans are same people who don't post on music discussion boards incessantly unless there is NEW music to discuss. And there is a new Grimes album imminent - so why waste time talking about nothing now when there's definitely gonna be lots to talk about in the near future?
tl;Dr: if you wanna see actual music discussion, come back when her new album's out.

Grimes posters are the worst thing on Sup Forums, waifufagging retards

So you admit this thread has nothing to do with music and everything to do with waifufaggotry?

You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Help me
I broke apart my insides
Help me
I've got no soul to sell
Help me
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

she's not?

Ok

Claire

i admit that you're terrible

hey retards, count how many pictures with her are posted in her threads versus the number of posts. where the fuck do you see waifufaggotry if there are so few pictures posted, you stupid morons?
itt there are THREE grimes pictures, including the op. your point is invalid.

What will i do when you're gone

quality line-up.

yeah do you think they'll ever get married?

they've been dating for 6 years now. I think they might do that thing where they'll be together forever but never marry.

I actually would prefer that over them getting married. James, being the postmodern hipster weeaboo that he is, and grimes being the post-hipster geek that she is would undoubtedly have a tiny private ceremony with elements injected in from their favorite fictional works.

It would be so embarrassing that I would catch second-hand embarrassment just from being a fan.