/brit/

labour edition

anime

Wells

honestly just need to remove london from the UK, not like that third world shithole contributes to the economy

normies?
nah mate, not a fan.

friendly reminder that matching ugly birds on tinder lowers your internal rating and you won't be shown to the good looking girls anymore

muslims should be treated as dregs

business idea: /brit/ general in /jp/ where we just talk about british culture

that should put the wind RIGHT up those squinty-eyed jannies they have over there

tilde

haha

amazing how much that looks like the village from hot fuzz

Donald blunpf has DONE IT now lads he's literally gonna be impeached this time for sure

...

this

bulldoze greater london and turn it into farmland

just got 90 kills in verdun lads

who /ugly/ here

4 girls gave me their number in asda then I shagged another girl behind the petrol station on the way out. don't know how people can be virgins in 2017.

nah

>honestly just need to remove london from the UK, not like that third world shithole contributes to the economy

hmmm

imoeuwcnpeajju9ihc dojoidnullludddd trumlermlimlubnfffff fNOWWWI_NO*NOWWWWWWW!!!!!1!!!!

don't believe EVERY titbit about the continent having greener grass

kill yourself

desperate for a paid fuck

who's this

Lad what are the best answers for the McDonald's situational awareness test?

used ta be
turns out i was just a late bloomer and ting - took me a bare while to hit puberty compared to the mandem

i look well peng now, innit

hello paki

huffing and puffing

some slag

its not like good looking birds match with me anyway so it does not matter

how do you even get matches on tinder? i get told i am good looking in real life but barely any girls match with me. maybe its because all my pics are selfies

>smallest city in England
went to the 3rd smallest on the weekend, was lovely

do you want fries with that?

OMG are you pengest munch?? that lad was SO FUNNY

*preaches about tolerance and acceptace whilst simultaneously advocating for the most violent and oppressive religion on earth*

what am i lads haha

me roasting my bollocks over the fire top left

never seen lord of the rings

Well?

my password is 14 numbers

Love black culture

why do shitty jobs like fast food and shelf stacking have stupid tests to do

>talking to cute girl
>lots of pics with good looking bloke
>get a bit anxious
>go onto his ig
>he's gay

Really dodged a bullet there lads

a strawman caricature

Hi! How's it goin Britbros ^_^

basic filtering system for the absolutely laziest and inept of society

pickle rick

have good pics, make sure your bio mentions your height and only swipe right on girls you're actually interested in

gf hasn't really texted me today :(

red it

same as every company
HR department justifying their jobs

thoughts?

mine hasn't texted me in a month mate (since she split up with me haha)

surely a captcha would accomplish the same thing?

Ted Cruz is alright actually, I'd be happy for him to be the next President in 2024

need to move to the 'burgh

poo

>he does the anxious oversecure virgin password

link to his instagram?
(not joking)

hm

tbqh would not appreciate some mong filming me eat either

I'm already here

why'd she dump you x

wtf I'm muslim now

kill all non-believers

heyy x

chad doesn't need a pass on his phone, doesn't care if his bird finds out he's texting other girls, just makes her try harder to keep him

we've really been had there boys

Why is Edinburgh so vastly superior to every other city in the UK?

what is considered a good pic? i look good in my pic but they are selfies

im only 5 ft 8 though so why would i mention my height? lol

i would virtually never get a match if i only matched with girls i am interested in

fancy moving up together lad? been tempted myself. not bent and only 30% autistic as a bonus too

was reading something in the metro earlier about "islamophobia across the world" and they were talking about africans in africa and muslims in the middle east. Europe? the far right...

>im only 5 ft 8 though so why would i mention my height? lol

ah maybe just delete the app then

>im only 5 ft 8

Here

anime

Lyin' Ted, also known as The Zodiac, is nothing but a groveling sycophantic leech. Sad!

Taylor's too busy with the race struggle to give a shit about this chink shit.

we didn't really connect fully and I guess she got a bit bored of that. Couldn't say for sure though.

Knew it wasn't meant to be but still miss her :S

Will almost certainly bump into her at a festival next week...

you arrive in doncaster

big fan of brap posting

no thanks

the /r9k/ inGAYsion didn't last long

>i'm only 5'8

ahaha
find it really funny that men that small exist

why? its still taller than most birds and most lads i know who are 5 ft 7-8 have no problem getting sex.

not a fan of this living gimmick

>go to the job center
>ask to apply for disability benefits
>They ask me how I'm disabled
>say "well I'm 5'6"
>they tell me that's not a disability

the absolute STATE of this country

would like to see what the average (straight) guy's profile entails desu

My bio is blank, maybe I should mention that i'm 6'2

I'm also quite athletic but none of my pictures show that.

I'm 5'6 if that'll make you giggle

need freedom of speech for the mandem

The gf

I have a radical soution, wanna hear it?

me on the right

90% of girls would tower over you in heels lad

>center
FOY

she was basically the only celebrity to stay out of the election last year
i admire her for that
i bet hillary was offering her a massive amount of money to tell her fans to vote for her

ah yes

>center
FOOOOOOYYYYYYY
FOYO
FOYOYOY
FOY

she voted trump

>tfw 5'8
>tfw had lots of sex
you just gotta be urself and make sure that urself is actually really attractive

link to vid please

Changed my fantasy team formation to 6-3-2