RIP

RIP

How could anyone with a haircut like that have a gf/wife

Money.

electrical re-work? i did not expect this and our tiny budget is now blown. this is going to be a flop for sure!
>make 100k

I could never figure out whether or not his wife was hot

I know, right?

would you like me to tell you the answer?

I thought his wife was hot, but the more I saw her the more I realized she wasn't really attractive at all.

See that's what I'm talking about

Shits fucked

Body - 8/10
Face would be 8 or 9/10 is not for the jaw and eyebrows.

They finally cancelled this dogshit? I hate this robotic stepford couple

Yes. He went crazy and went into the California mountains with a gun. Now, they're split up and she's fucking a contractor they worked with that is 20 years older than her.

HGTV is comfy-kino the channel.

Wut

Shit that's fucked

The guy always seemed like a cuck

Yup, it's all over the tabloids.

Ha wtf just looked it up. Fantastic. This made my night

That guy always seemed like he had this seething anger inside

Our boy Gino has a hot wife.

Link us to some snarky joan rivers-esque stay at home mom comments for some lulz

It is, holy shit. House hunters especially. I like wondering which couples are still together, especially the ones where the wife is a total bitch.

They'll be fine.

>but my anti-gay churches!

Is there anything comfier than watching home reno shows with your gf and planning out your future dream house?

>It's an American couple go to Europe to live and can only afford a rape dungeon episode.

Izzy?!

no way he's fatter and poorer than her husband

Another show where I can't decide if the wife is hot or not

Wtf hgtv??

I'm not into Asians, so to me, she's not. I'd bang the shit out of Nicole Curtis, though. She has that sex crazed, older woman vibe.

Is this what marriage is?

>work your ass off to get a renovation business off the ground with your own money and the sweat of your brow
>decide you could get one of those HGTV reality shows for extra dosh
>make it happen with sheer will
>tv execs decide that you need a woman and she has to be involved in the show
>'okay, how about my loving wife?'
>suddenly she gets half the screen time even though she only 'decorates' the house
>now you're getting portrayed as the 'stupid man' and she's the 'independent woman'
>find out she's fucking around on you and actively sabotaging your show for drama and ratings
>lose your shit and yell alot
>harpy of a wife spins it as 'he went crazy and threatened me with a gun!'
>media eats it up
>now have no show, no business and your harpy ex wife is going to take everything from you while she fucks a 60 year old dude

Fucking women.

To me she's more of a cute than a hot. But it's a weird kind of cute. I don't know. Chip is best anyway.

America in a nutshell.

Oh shit. Something always felt off about him, and I'm pretty sure it's that.

Oh dude...don't even start on Nicole Curtis

>that fucking Yankee accent

Just extract my cum anally already

>guys, I'm totally not gay and my wife isn't a pre op lady boy, so stop saying that: the show.

Her voice is irritating

>that thicc real estate chick

The guy is a gay and his wife is super on drugs

Hate how their show is all scripted

good lord

She's cute and I want to snuggle with her

Yeah thinkin of turning it from a 2 bedroom into a 5 bedroom, just gonna knock a couple walls down, block off half the hallway and put a bedroom inside

Doesnt matter because Chip is great looking dude

Shes fucking gorgeous, put her in a dress or a sweaty wife beater

Poor guy, got cucked by twins

...

Jesus, I would kill to have her sit on my face

goddamn baby boomers

Every episode of that show was the same anyways it was just like Bar Rescue.

Name a more alpha man than either of the property brothers

>protip: You can't

do you think they experimented on each other as teens?