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Hyperdimension Neptunia edition

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sophie

West Sussex sub edition

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anime

MISTER

PRIME

MINISTER

why are their clothes falling off

>190kg
>poleaboo
>alan
fucking hell

Anime is poison.

Hope you lads haven't forgotten about the Sup Forums thread already

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interesting

The blonde British guy was taking constant jabs at me trying to put me down in the social circle both before and after the girls showed up, but especially after. At first I was really chill with it, either agreeing and amplifying or just flat out ignoring him. This guy's shittalk wouldn't end and he started doing it more and more often, so as we kept playing drinking games and he showed no signs of letting up I was getting slightly irritated. As the night went on this guy kept taking shots at me and I guess he noticed that it begin having an effect, I left to take a bunch of pisses (I pee a lot when I drink beer) and with each time I left got progressively physced myself out and got more pissed. After a certain point I was pretty much fuming, so I sat next to him.
It'd be good to note that despite the fact that this guy was trying so hard to establish himself at the top of the group he exhibited a bunch of other subtle beta qualities--couldn't hold eye contact with me that sort of shit, so he probably was putting on a huge ass facade.
Anyway I sat next to him and low and behold the retard said something to my face, couldn't believe his audacity really.
Here is where it started going downhill really fast for me.
I nodded and smiled in a really threatening evil grin kind of way and said something along the lines of "oh yah? Talking a lot of shit there are you?"
I don't remember what he said but it obviously wasn't something that pleased me. I swooped my arm around his neck with soooper speed and pulled him down in a rough headlock (I've done a lot of combat sports in the past so my technique was tight). I pulled him down to my thighs and kept him in place for a few seconds despite his resistance just to make him feel at my mercy but then let go when I realized I was making a scene, like a bunch of people at the table were like WOAHHH

>The blonde British guy was taking constant jabs at me trying to put me down in the social circle both before and after the girls showed up, but especially after. At first I was really chill with it, either agreeing and amplifying or just flat out ignoring him. This guy's shittalk wouldn't end and he started doing it more and more often, so as we kept playing drinking games and he showed no signs of letting up I was getting slightly irritated. As the night went on this guy kept taking shots at me and I guess he noticed that it begin having an effect, I left to take a bunch of pisses (I pee a lot when I drink beer) and with each time I left got progressively physced myself out and got more pissed. After a certain point I was pretty much fuming, so I sat next to him.
>It'd be good to note that despite the fact that this guy was trying so hard to establish himself at the top of the group he exhibited a bunch of other subtle beta qualities--couldn't hold eye contact with me that sort of shit, so he probably was putting on a huge ass facade.
>Anyway I sat next to him and low and behold the retard said something to my face, couldn't believe his audacity really.
>Here is where it started going downhill really fast for me.
>I nodded and smiled in a really threatening evil grin kind of way and said something along the lines of "oh yah? Talking a lot of shit there are you?"
>I don't remember what he said but it obviously wasn't something that pleased me. I swooped my arm around his neck with soooper speed and pulled him down in a rough headlock (I've done a lot of combat sports in the past so my technique was tight). I pulled him down to my thighs and kept him in place for a few seconds despite his resistance just to make him feel at my mercy but then let go when I realized I was making a scene, like a bunch of people at the table were like "WOAHHH"

lmfao

190cm? more like 190kg.

why were the nazis so gay?

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>that face
benis?

>tfw live in cardiff

can't handle the banter

this is real

The guy started sperging out about a bunch of shit I didn't care to pay attention to. I was centimeters away from just cracking him in the face right then and there but didn't because I remembered a bad experience i had before with impulsive physicality and got slapped with a nice assault charge when I gave some guy a black eye back in the states. (Charge was dropped pending me not getting arrested again and community service so I got out of that shit really well.)
Anyway, I flat out grinned maniacally at him and told him that if he talked shit again that I would beat the fuck out of him.
He kept talking to me about how he was just kidding about the shittalk and that if he actually didn't like me he wouldn't sit next to me and that if I ever got physical with him again "they'd just leave"
He tried speaking for the group but I called him out on his bluff and just laughed at him and returned "ok lol leave"
The blonde bitch that was into me immediately jumped to his defense and said some dumbass shit about being me being American and lauged with the shittalker about it.
Spanish girl from earlier was sitting next to us during the whole exchange and just turned to me and asked me what happened. I just whispered in her ear that he was talking a lot of shit to which she just nodded and got into another convo.
I went back to take another piss, much less pissed off. I returned to a full table so I just sat next to these Scandinavian dudes and vibed with them and got some of their gin. Took another piss and came back to the table but sat outwards, the group didn't seem to be as eager to speak with me. Didn't really matter cause I then got invited to go to a club by my roommates and chilled with them.

good to see the nonce exposed for what he really is

I wanted to get with either one of the girls to have something to pump my jizz out but I knew like the moment I decided to grappel the guy I already lost by not just stoicing and being chill like I was at the beginning. Wasn't really too bitter or annoyed at that as I didn't want to get with them too too badly(if they were hotter I probably would of tried 1000x harder to do so and ignored the retard.) What really got in my head was just the audacity of this guy to have the balls to be able to constantly disrespect somebody that was capable of seriously injuring him.

reads like a fucking copypasta you bald, insecure manlet

Come to the north of england if you ever fancy a vaporized jaw xx

more pls

>pencil box way

>algerian has started copy-pasting reddit posts for attention

>Anyway, I flat out grinned maniacally at him and told him that if he talked shit again that I would beat the fuck out of him.

>I-tt was just banter m8. I-tf I actually didn't like me I wouldn't sit next to you

proper a fancy ben and jerrys
local tesco is open and i would unironically go but i'm scared of being judged by the staff

the algerian is literally copying and pasting posts from reddit

except for the fact nothing is happening and nothing has happened, I agree

can't believe that yank unironically posted a video of his cult-leader

Impressive investigation skills.

grown my pubes out and use shampoo and conditioner on them every day

do the same thing with my arsehole hair

stop killing the mandem
dailynews.com/arts-and-entertainment/20170731/chris-brown-tears-into-president-trumps-speech-on-police-roughing-up-thugs

stop whining and buy the fucking ice cream

what he gets for being a stupid normaloid

the algerian is mentally ill
his brain his faulty

is that film worth watching

you guys don't think you're great but I think you're great. keep on being you

Because homophobia is only a result of abrahamic religions which I believe the nazis rejected, especially one in particular

plucking up the courage
yeah, classic

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An arsonist has been told he will be jailed after admitting torching Wythenshawe Hall - causing at least £2m-worth of damage.

Jeremy Taylor was due to stand trial accused of starting the devastating blaze at the 16th century Tudor mansion, but dramatically changed his plea to guilty at the eleventh hour.

Taylor admitted starting the huge fire, which gutted the historic Grade II-listed timber-framed hall, on March 15 last year.

His defence barrister, Daniel Travers, said Taylor was in a ‘stable relationship’ and was parenting his partner’s young children.

>this is your brain on cuck

Screeching

looking at my great grandfather's war medals and his old tiny 100-year-old photos

feel like crying

hard to find a movie worse than lord of the rings

going to see some family i've never met before today

bit nervous x

Is that the man from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory?

not enough niggers for your liking mboko?

>Pip, Squeak & Wilfred

Those are the "I was alive at the time" medals that every mong got

youtube.com/watch?v=Zk_s3r4MVg0

his face on the Camel's one actually had me rofling all over my house. My mum asked what I was up to; I told her she'd never understand.

How open would you be to a cross-atlantic monarchistic christian theocracy? (choose one)
strawpoll.me/13587504

k-on movie

good lad

stop

IMAGINE being a non-Brit and posting in /brit/
IMAGINE being flippin IRISH and posting in /brit/

What sort of wastoids browse these boards lads, hahahaha? Utter trashkins

bit desperate for a bf

true
horrendously overrated, and the books are shite too

never seen a lord of the rings film

complete the lyric

yesterday I woke up sucking on a _ _ _ _ _

something just occurred to me
all this obnoxious leftism must be irritating the muslims even more than us

delete this

llama

le mong

The nation state is the largest collective of people that can be governed centrally while still maintaining cultural cohesion within the population. Immigration breaks down the nation state, damaging or outright removing the culture of the native population and leaving the population unmanageable. The nation state is the greast gift God ever gave humanity, apart from His only son, and to work against it whether through communism or immigration or "cultural cringe" is to be a truly evil entity.

yuzu
u
z
u

What's wrong with enjoying british culture, in homeopathic doses?

titty

lord of the rings isn't a movie

good lad

so fucking funny ain't you
shut up.

willy

not a word

*enters thread*

I have never touched a breast

i.4cdn.org/int/1501529673100.jpg

SCREECHING

I have never seen a breast

you probably have mong relatives lmao

what's the deal with k-on and those anime slags

several for me

we should get in on this get him to put tim up there

What the hell is going on on Sup Forums? They're hacking a television?

he did it
the mentalist

Hahaha

I leaned on a girl's shoulders once from behind. Like Maria Sharapova did to Floyd Mayweather that one time. That's about as sexually active as I've ever got.

"happenings"

fuck off dour cunt

'ello governor, how you doing, you all right ? Would you fancy some tea and biscuits,love, wouldn't that be jolly splendid

Shall we go and shoot at those pesky G*rmans again later this evening? Jolly court

t. 100% Brit x--DDD ( NOT A FINN ) :-DDD

many consider it to be the greatest anime ever created

I am a 68 year old gay Pakistani man.

LEL POO POO SIGN FAPP PEE

Could i grow a beard lads?

what a shitty joke. he could've put anything up but he chose THAT?

Broke the gf's heart. Kinda feeling like shit lads.

Sup Forums is the Sup Forums of the 2010s.

there will be another one in about 2 mins
hopefully he'll be posting some much better edits they made in the thread

walking a fine line trying to not get too much time if he gets busted i assume