"Dad, who's posting on Sup Forums after midnight?"

>"Dad, who's posting on Sup Forums after midnight?"
>"The alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."

Well, which one describes you, Sup Forums?

alcoholic

I don't even feel normal unless I'm drunk

Angry loner reporting in

All 3.

At the moment, Alcoholic

I've been drinking so consistently since my leave started that I'm craving it like crazy now that I'm trying to stop again

All three, desu

Alcoholic / angry loner here.

Just left a job of 5 years for a new one

I have no idea what to do with my life

All three

What should somebody currently fueled by benadryl and beer watch?

Angry loner. I don't drink and I have a job, but I live alone.

Who /unemployable/ here?

>tfw too much of an autistic awkward fuckup to get a job anywhere

This.

mostly alcoholic. I'd be asleep or working on something meaningful if I weren't drunk and watching crap

Jokes on you fag I work nights

Yuropoor. But mostly angry loner

Probably angry loner. I don't feel angry. I'm at work right now, waiting for next rounds. I make decent money and spend a lot of my nights posting on Sup Forums.

It's fucking 7pm you cunt

I'm not American

based night shit employees, 4chins is literally the only thing that keeps me from sliding a gun in my mouth and ending it on these long nights

Angry alcoholic loner reporting

>one

I don't have much else to do, this doesn't make any noise and I'm trying not to eat so much so this is my alternative. Also, not suicide.

Just a loner right now. Not particularly angry. Today was a wash.

>want to die so bad
>think of all the threads you won't be able to shit post in if you kill yourself

fuck

Noe of the above, I just have a pretty slow paced night shift job so come here to kill time before going home to snuggle up with my qt fiancé

i'm on a sobriety break, but i'll claim all three.

Don't do it user we all want to read the funny and clever things you have to say based on a lifetime of rich experiences :^)

Alcoholic loner.

It's 9 am, fuckwit.

funny and clever things. right. uh.. woozle wuzzle?

all 3. too autistic for friends, too autistic to be employed, numbing the autistic feelings i cant express with vodka

Highly qualified attorney

Alcoholic loner got a job for now

Angry lonely alcoholic

At least I have this shit job

unemployable and angry loner

mix of 2 and 3