OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD

Prepare yourselves for an all-out onslaught of attacking as Bournemouth host Manchester City.

Eddie Howe and his continued insistence on never upgrading his League 1 defence were exposed big time by Pep Guardiola last season as the Citizens won 6-0 over the 2 fixtures. Despite signing up Asmir Begovic and Nathan Ake over the summer, the Cherries remain defensively weak and another City raping is more than expected.

Kick-off at 12:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports Football.

Mememouth: Begovic; Daniels, Mings, Ake, S. Cook, A. Smith; Arter, Surman, Gosling; King, Defoe.
>Subs: Boruc, B. Smith, L. Cook, Fraser, Ibe, Mousset, Afobe.

Al-Shittihad: Ederson, Danilo, Kompany, Otamendi, Mendy, Fernandinho, Sterling, De Bruyne, D. Silva, Bernardo, Jesus.
>Subs: Bravo, Stones, Aguero, Mangala, Delph, Sane, Toure.

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There are more Bournemouth fans than Citeh ones on Sup Forums.

>Poop with 4 atb

what does he mean by this

Are City playing as 4-1-4-1?

Why isn't Aguero starting, Jesus hasn't looked great so far.

forgot delf existed desu

>in the year of 2017 Andrew Surman and Dan Gosling are still in the starting line-up for a PL team

pep hates aguero

B. Silva is world class

what did sofascore mean by this

pep hates blacks

to be quite honest, for me it's

d silva > b silva > d bruyne

thinking man formation

Bournemouth are gonna roll over for Citeh, u just know it

b.silva-otamendi-kompany-mendy-danilo
fern
de bruyne-silva
g(sus)-sterling

wtf

>roll over
Howe's inability to change his playing style is suicide in this scenario.

5-0 city win

why does everyone have to play memeformations these days
literally what is wrong with 4-4-2

There is literally no logical reason to be playing 3 CBs, with wing backs, against shit like Bournemouth.

cholo pls go

any of you lads have an acestream?

i thought gundam is back?
this, but replace 4-4-2 with 4-3-3
i'll have a stream up

>that fucking team

Christ guys, Eddie Meme bout to hold a 7-0

irl too

yep

'no'

anything's possible with the bald fraud

only bus-parking teams use 4-4-2 these days

Has to be more like this probably
(yes I put in Aguero instead of Jesus because I´m dumb)

>Tyrone mings lcb

yeah, i'm fairly sure that's how theyll play
are you phonecall guy?

For the first time I'm actually excited about the next Twin Peaks episode.

e7968fe55b27a9b308aa2273271f73c8fe3e5593

NBCSN HD

>it's a passive aggressive Pep interview

i love those episodes

Can you blame Pep?
He missed easy chances and cost City 3 points like he tends to do for some time now. De Bruyne was absolutely seething when Aguero missed one particular chance

inb4 jesus misses a sitter

>only 20 (twenty) unique posters ITT

Why are City so small time?

>wing-backs

Wonder if he'll run off if he gets a draw again

i mean they're not a proper football club at the end of the day

>De Bruyne refers to Man City as "they" instead of "we"

How sad. He deserves better than a plastic club.

>poop fraudiola

>not knowing 3-1-4-2 Is the GOAT formation
Not even a >POOP fan but the formation is based. Then again 3 defender formations got exposed thanks to conte and now everyone knows how to deal with them.

>get excited for return of the premier league
>remember that 95% of matches are one-sided forgone conclusions or utterly dull shitfests between literal whos with no significance

>tfw you have to refer to your company as "we"

there's no foregone conclusions in the prem lad

the stream's

streams.notahoneypot.me

...

>Bournemouth switching to a back 4 mid-pre-match-warmup because they've finally deciphered Pep's line up

How do I become intelligent like Guardiola?

this place is overflowing with united customers

It wouldn't surprise me. Messi needs to realize Barcelona are being run into the ground by the board and he should join City. Put him in a false 9 with Sane and B Silva/ De Bruyne and they're treble contenders

>Why aren't City threads full of bandwagoners like halal, manure, chelshit, arse and liverpoo

accy odds?

>Man Utd
>conceding

barca at their worst are ten times the club man city are

C'mon CITY

id hardly call arse/liverpoo bandwagon, they havnt won shit for over a decade, what kind of bandwagon is that

its more like a jail sentance

>calls fans customers in a man city thread

customers only refers to buyern/united fans unless people use it wrong

Well I need something to give me money

>based Pards providing the analysis

youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo

Reminder De Bruyne got cucked by Courtois

Pretty sure Liverpool also used "customers" to refer to their fanbase at one point.

why are south coast teams a thing suddenly

story?

the greens are making the region the best in the land

>Sky analysis has become such a meme I actually enjoy NBCSN's coverage more

because the south is the real england

Can't say i'm looking forward to this

It should really only refer to Buyern; that was the original meme. The Man Utd customer meme was just a bastardised version forced by a couple of autists.

>lester
>not scoring against manchester pride united

I mute it when the American cunt talks

It's Howe's fault for being tactically retarded.

Women are crazy.

United aren't winning the treble.

t. customer

It's still miles better than BT Sport.

...

>Kevin and I had not been getting long, and I found comfort in the arms of Thibaut.

>That evening, Thibaut offered me what I had not received a three-year relationship with Kevin.

>With Thibaut, I could talk about anything and everything and he had even prepared me a delicious meal. Kevin never did it for me.

>Kevin had deceived me and I thought: why shouldn’t I do that too?

lads what soup should i have for lunch - carrot & coriander, tomato & basil or potato & leek?

this, now it's expanded to everyone who doesn't support the team closest to their house

Is there any reason for this "who is gonna win" bar on SofaScore? It's always hugely scored in favor of whoever has the biggest consumer base anyway.

utd will draw cap this

>soup
>for lunch
>>>/reddit/

are you on a diet?

poor kevin ;_;

would this have happened if he wasn't a manlet?

based carrot and coriander always

BT's strategy seems to be to amass as many cunts from English football in the last 20 years as possible.

Someone post me mancity pepe

>coffee
>sport's
>Sup Forums buddy's
>Summertime Saga
comfy morning

since when is soup a meme lunch?

how many will bernardo assist today? i think he's got a couple in the bag

>tfw Aguero on my fantasy team

Nerds can't handle soup

Girls, should I watch this game?

Aggregate score of the last 4 games between these two is 15-1, not expecting anything from Bournemouth today.

>Aguero's face

man shitty has already dropped 2 points against a team it should not have dropped points against, let's see what mememouth can do

So this is how you Americans drive to work

Maybe but you could also read anarcho-feminist literature instead.

Sterling as well always scores against us

sorry but soup is a cereal tier ""lunch"""
I guess it's easier to eat while you make epic posts on r/atheism

Who /Bernardo/ here?

only when he gets a call that informs him of that rat messi jumping the farsa ship

>anyone in this thread
>we
>our
>us