/afl/ Saturday-Sunday: Bitchmond edition

Geelong going to win (90 v 59)
Port going to be top4 by tonight (96 v 20)

Tommorow:
Essendon v Freo @ Docklands
Bitchmond v St Kilda @ MCG
WCE v Crows @ Domain

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

Stay obsessed.

CONTINUED DEBATE

What happens if both teams turn up at Kardinia instead of at the G?

Getting sick of having to solve 5 captchas.

>not calling it Ridiculous Hypotheticals Edition

Not going to happen they will fold to the demands of the AFL.

Well at least gave it a shot for /top4/

come to norf dusty.

pls

>tfw going to miss out on Cameron Rayner and Luke Davis-Uniacke because GC can't score for shit
Literally no other stand outs

What is so ridiculous about Saints beating the tigs?

The sad thing about those Geelong teams is that their forward line always sucked.

If they had a proper forward line, they would've been ridiculous.

>Nathan Ablett
>Cam Mooney

fucking cunts are tanking on purpose.

Heaven forbid North or Brisbane gets a fair crack at a player and uses them 100x more wisely.

The AFL would threaten to suspend their licenses and eventually just settle for kicking them out of the finals and giving them huge fines.

It just won't ever happen. It's like asking what would happen if all players refused to wear clothes during the match.

Nothing. Did you read the last thread?

What would happen if both teams refused to wear clothes during a grand final?

HEAVE HO UNNA

grow up shithead

You'd get aroused

We would be seeing the pinnacle of manly greco-roman wrestling.

Bet you're fun at parties.

>Gold Coast

JUST FOLD THEM ALREADY

Will we see AFL at the Tokyo Olympic Games? If so who gets runner up?

Who will win the 2020 hip?

i'm shitposting from a party right now nerd, square up

>naked Hawkins and Rance wrestling each other
Wouldnt mind desu

Sounds like you're being really fun at that party.

>Rance and Easton Wood in an oiled naked wrestling match
Every faggots wet dream

bet you're fun at parties

>Daw and Aliir Aliir naked oil wrestling
Yes please

PNG won the international cup.

youtube.com/watch?v=CbJMAHRzHEo

>this was six years ago now
>Gold Coast are STILL laughably shit

What went wrong?

hawks lads

>(You)

Introduced GWS, picked shit staff, Hunt/Bennell, chose the worst captain in AFL/VFL history.

sad samefag.
just sitting at home while I'm about to fuck a MILF, here's a pic NERD

>get invited to a party
>get there early
>have to piss, house has a urinal and a stall for some reason
>enter stall, turn shoes the "correct" way around
>mfw everyone decided to go to a different location for the party

fuck u

fuckin bitch wouldn't stay still

Karmichael Hunt getting half the team on meth probably didnt help

Just knock >us out of the 8 already Iggles I don't want to have to sit through another shitty performance like that

>Blocked comments

Ha

Michael ricciuto claims >poort's highest margin is 117, it's actually 119

>michael ricciuto
>michael

Worst team song?

>Michael

Western Bulldogs

>Strategically losing so that you play Poort instead of Sydney
All carefully planned

>Michael ricciuto
O shit nigga

Fremantle, West Coast

Essendon, west coast or hawthorn

This loss was great for GAJ. No one can blame him for wanting to leave such a shit team.

>risking the Iggles going fully bully on their flat-track

oh yeah, great plan

>Michael ricciuto

Literally only Cats fans are defending him at this point.

This is going to be a good trade period, Gold Coast are going to be complete cunts about it because I think Gaj is still contracted for another year

It's not like this match was the deciding factor in that.

Imagine the finals performances we could have seen from him if the AFL hadn't been money hungry. He had the potential to play some of the best games of all time with a decent team still around him

>Wanting to stay at a team that can only score 7 points in 60 minutes of football.

>suns can get 2nd draft pick

Wow, that is amazing. As if they might have been tanking.

>GOAT Tier
Richmond

>Top Tier
Carlton
Collingwood
Sydney

>Mid Tier
Adelaide
Geelong
Essendon
GWS
Melbourne
Bulldogs

>Low Tier
North
Hawthorn
Brisbane
St Kilda

>Shit Tier
Freo
Port
Gold Coast
West Coast

>>Mid Tier
>Adelaide

>literally an advertisement for a fucking car
dropped

GWS are definitely top tier. Port is fun too desu

Richmond is the eternal goat song too. My junior club had it as our song too, it was amazing to sign it after a big win (which was unfortunately rare)

>first caller on 5aa was some really old bloke who was rambling on about how proud he was but its the first game he's missed in 7 years and started talking about the things he grows on his farm but hes so proud of the boys and they cut him off

Almost had GWS in top tier. Certainly the best of the post-South Melbourne era.

you've posted this exact same thing twice today dummy. Maybe people just want to see a great player play in a team that isn't complete dog shit?

Typical list for a bitchmond cuck supporter, keep scurrying around the shed for the key friendo!

t. handbagger

>Richmond in GOAT tier
lmao no Mario

Plenty of teams other than the Geelong that aren't dogshit mate.

oh shit I didn't even realise adelaide are going to have to lose to GWS first week of finals.

t. exposed

Can't wait for Selwood's ducking in the finals, must be practicing whilst injured.

and?

Oy mate duckwood is an ELITE ducker you are just jealous, nice dubs.

North supporter you wogs. Richmond song is universally accepted as the best one m8s. Just imagine the YELLOW AND BLACK if the Tiges win the flag.

>700+ posts today

/afl/ on ELITE, THRIVING, BASED and MUSCULAR community watch.

>norf supporter not in a cuckshed but locked in a literal cuck-cellar.

>being this contrarian
LMAOing @ ur lives

checked and confirmed

>muh song
fucking sad

>contrarian
you don't even have an argument for us to be contrary to you meatball, you just keep saying richmond. fuckin dummy.

Tipping Freo, Richmond and Crows at the expense of my mental health.

A shame they'll be knocked out in straight sets via Geelong and Sydney then

Essendon, St Kilda and West Coast for mine.

I'm the only one that misses the preseason cup concept aren't I?

>club song tier list
>m-muh song
>th-there's no argument to be contrary to
Are you literally retarded kiddo?

>bitchmond
i mean saints obviously
Port and WCE have und

>a team's performance has an impact on the quality of their song

>playing Forza after the footy
>lap times getting faster with each beer

Disproved the 0.05 nanny state lads.

>kiddo
my bad didn't know you were 15

I think the most elite driving is done around 0:90 - 0:150

0:090 and 0:150 i mean

there is a reason that they start "you shouldn't drive drive" adverts after 2 drinks+ that's because 1-2 drinks actually improves your hand eye co-ordination

drink drive*
i'm already drunk kek

0.1ish is the peak for anything involving competition but not consequences like Pool, Darts, Vidya etc

Confidence up but coordination hasn't begun to suffer yet.

can concur

>You shouldn't drive drive

I wouldn't advise drive driving m8

Can confirm this

>be playing golf with m8s
>bring a slab and some ice
>starting making pars after about three beers
>game goes to shit after finishing my six-pack

>drive driving

>co-ordination hasn't begun to suffer yet
Scientifically wrong.

see
t. can't follow a thread

>Scientifically wrong.
lmao prove it
the first man to ever get disqualified in the Olympics was a pentathlete competitor who had to turn in the bronze medal after having 2 beers before competition.
>in b4 lmao xd bronze
fucking turd