/f1/ - Formula 1 general - post quali edition

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Hamilton equals Schumacher's pole record

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motorsport.com/f1/news/alonso-qualifying-spa-honda-mclaren-945396/
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Smells in here

This here is now a dog thread

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well that session was total caca

Who /hundescheisse/ here?

related

We're doo doo dogs

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*dabs*

*cacas*

>I'm gonna shit in your seat mate

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ooh ooh aah aah sexy eyes

We really using this garbage thread?

you really thing Sup Forums would be the proper board for this question, and not, maybe, Sup Forums?

I was just taking the piss at the post above Fritzl

the cars are ridiculously cucked

only two manufacturers have the engineering clout to get any tiny gain out of these hybrids

its just slightly more interesting than formula E

we so need unlimited gruppe b - f1 style sigh

I would cum on her face desu.

I would too. Anything covering that toadface would be of help

rude

I wouldn't waste my load depositing it on her face

twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/901478977319186434
>Alonso's problem in Q2 was in ERS deployment configuration. Nobody expected that he would take Pouhon flat, so he used more battery power than system had forecast and ran out after Stavelot. Lost 0.4s and abandoned the lap

>Lost 0.4s

, threw a tantrum like a toddler, and abandoned the lap

>Putting your cock that close to a hungry animal.

You would end up like this guy.

erome.com/a/jYhxVrK0

He wouldn't be able to gain back those 0.4s in the final chicane

>tfw you are too fast for that goddamn PU

Ayylmao

Rightfully so
If they are thinking about decent tricks to get ahead, the shitty PU will pull you back to its level again, not letting you to improve.

>Seb loses 0.4 seconds from running wide and abandons a lap
>Okay

>Alonso loses 0.4 seconds due to the Honda being shit and abandons a lap which is only gonna get worse
>Not okay

Can you at least try and stay somewhat reasonable Australia in your Alonso hating?

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I need a gf right NOW THIS INSTANT

surely there's some drunken Dutch slurry in the campsite who will let you get your end in for the weekend lad

take your pick

>Nobody expected that he would take Pouhon flat
TOO FAST FOR HONDA

>FIDF
Muh dick

>When asked to comment on speculation, Alonso did not address it directly but said: "I will have a think and take decisions in the next month.
>"Definitely I have some offers. I did have offers in June, in July, in August. 60 per cent of them I said no already and the other 40 is still on the table."

>When asked about Alonso, Williams technical director Paddy Lowe said: "It is that time of year when people write these sorts of stories. "We haven't announced who is driving for us next year. It's something we're still working on. I'm not going to comment on it, either, or rule it in or rule it out."

Fernando is going to Williams next year isn't he? Wouldn't be bad at all IMO. Would bring a lot of sheckels for Frank and coupled with Stroll they might have a good car in 2019.

autosport.com/f1/news/131448/alonso-has-2018-offers-from-rival-teams

Dutch girls are a lot less slutty than british slags

>t. guy who went clubbing in Brighton

dutch girls love to be fucked by dogs, it is the brazil of europe

can we talk about PAL ?
is he on some Tanzanian cocaine or something ?

Spa is easy

>McLaren, Ferrari, Williams

GOAT

wew it's legit
motorsport.com/f1/news/alonso-qualifying-spa-honda-mclaren-945396/

Fernando Alonso's brilliance in taking the Pouhon corner flat out for the first time in qualifying led to the energy deployment failure that cost him a place in Q3, Motorsport.com has learned.

>Motorsport.com has learned that this failure to deliver the energy was the result of Honda's system getting confused about where it was on the track.
the memes write themselves

that doesn't really explains it Sainz and hulk have the same engine and didn't do better
even Ocon and Perez with the Merc engine didn't beat his Q2 time

>Wins nothing with all three of them

>You know remember that williams last win was 5 years ago with this guy

Meme Pirelli tyres for ol' Frank birthday

Where did this meme come from

Game time: how many can you guess?

sporcle.com/games/Mr_Homer/f1-drivers-for-mclaren-ferrari-and-williams

That quiz a shit. Doesn't know that Massa is Ferrari+Williams

it's just pre 2014

>it doesn't have Massa

>dont remember if i put lewis or bottas for pole
>fantasy wont let me check until an entire decade after the race tomorrow

Just saw the finish of Formula Kino, hnggg Markelove is fucking based

42/56
Missed a couple of obvious ones, meh

same

then do this one and post results faggots,this one is updated

sporcle.com/games/Masatzuma/f1_race_winners

>a russian driving just for the fun of it just because his dad or whoever owns the team can beat a renault development driver
>the absolute state of the f2 series

I remember putting lewlew on pole but don't remember if I placed my bet on a meme gimi win or lewlew

Lads I think I just accidentally hate crashed a funeral. One of my in laws shares a building with an undertaker and I turned up for raki and there were loads of people and candles. This wouldn't normally be a problem but I was wearing a tshirt with the words "die, die my darling" on it.

Hate means gate, fuck you very much autocorrect

I put Lewis on pole but Gimi to win the race
#stillibelieve

from the reality of it happening

NO POWAH

Is that what nihilists shout when they want to be controversial?

honda engine is skynet

44/56
Forgot one major name and the rest were literal whos

Lee

it's not a meme, Alonso winning for ferrari 70 years in silverstone was also not a meme both were good for sport and publicity even thou they were orchestrated

cringebook is up
youtube.com/watch?v=F9cgbzXVFaw

>thank you keemee that was very nice

Apologize

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Lewis Hamilton, 2017 Formula 1 World Driver's Champion

#HammerTime
#Blessed
#LH44
#TeamLH
#StillIRise

would you suck her feminine balls, /f1/?

fiaformula2.com/News-Room/News/2017/08_August/Leclerc-and-Rowland-disqualified-from-feature-race/

J U S T
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Leclerc DSQ'd after winning at Spa like MSC in 94' for the same reason.

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MARKELOV GHIOTTO 1-2 BABY

At this point they should've just give Leclerc the championship

Looks like overtaking kino is back on the menu, lads

Guys.. G-Gimi can still win r-right? King of spa amirite?

TOP KEKE
I guess you could say that it's Russia's Time :^)

Prema need to sort their shit out, though, they've fucked over Leclerc and Gasly quite a few times with their technical oversights like fire extinguishers and worn planks

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GHIOTTS TIME

more angles

more like baldingbook

I hope the pacific rim and australia don't let us die during mandrama tonight.

Before penalties :
Leclerc 239, Rowland 173, Markelov 141
After :
Leclerc 212, Rowland 158, Markelov 150

Will felipe baby ever win anything again? Is his life doomed to stock car on sunday morning next year?

>tfw almost ten years without a hue win

A sidenote: both got 5 second penalties for this. Ghiotto was about 6 sec. behind.

Bit dumb penalty desu

Markelov looked like he was marginally ahead when he was forced off track (therefore not an off-track overtake) but Rowland's move was legal, as since he had the inside line he was entitled to push him wide

>both got 5 second penalties
maybe this semen slurping not me etc.

Only one man can survive the night....

RELENTLESS

Jesus, when you make such an awful corner with tarmac runoff what the hell do you expect to happen?

I guess you're not allowed to to go side by side there anymore

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The most important F1 2017 mod is already out on PC (pic related)

reminder not to let /heem/ mandrama kill the thread

Suzuka 1000 starts 30 minutes afterwards.

As long as we post about that we should be okay.

move aside Kubica

>not lifting off at Pouhon
Holy shit Honda is truly amazing at being slow

Indycar race about to start