Top 5 Films: 2016

1. The Lobster
2. Arrival
3. The Witch
4. Green Room
5. The Neon Demon

Post your own, and rate other user's tastes.

Watch more films, embryo.

>The Witch
*Stops reading*

I like your taste. Have not seen Arrival yet but would very much like to as soon as my anxiety allows me to go out.

>top 5 of 2016
>half of them are from 2015
retard

3 of these are 2015

>1. The Lobster
2015, shit
>2. Arrival
shit
>3. The Witch
mediocre
>4. Green Room
2015, also shit
>5. The Neon Demon
shit

>1.
Stopped reading right there

>top 5 films of 2016
>3 are from 2015

Really makes you think!

Knight of Cups, 13 Hours, Cemetery of Splendor.

post your top 5s.

Are the people saying The Lobster, Green Room and The Witch third world eurotrash?

Those three films did not open in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (HOME COUNTRY OF OUR BELOVED 4CHANNEL) until the year 2016 of Jesus Christ.

I haven't seen any films from 2016 that I have enjoyed yet

Nocturnal animals was SOLID.
I walked out of the lobster, reminded me too much about Dogtooth

They were all shown only on film festivals before 2016.

haahaHAHAHAAH

1. Hacksaw Ridge
2. La La Land
3. Arrival
4. Manchester by the Sea
5. Rogue One

1. The Handmaiden
2. The Neon Demon
3. The VVitch
4. Arrival
5. La La Land

>The Neon Demon
lmao you must be joking.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople, The Wailing and The Neon Demon

I don't go to the cinema so I've only seen the films that have leaked so far, and I'm only counting films that IMDB says are from 2016

Manchester by the sea
Wrong then, right now
Cemetery of splendor
Jackie
La la land
Moonlight
Aferim

Btw I hated Midnight Special, Hell or High Water, Hail, Caesar! and The Nice Guys even though I expected to like them all

The Hollywood blockbusters were all really, really bad this year too. The worst being Warcraft, Star Trek Beyond and Suicide Squad

>all these people who think Refn isn't a complete hack
lmao back to film school

Everybody Wants Some!!
Neon Demon
Green Room
Manchester by the Sea
Chevalier

Arrival was total shit but the other choices aren't bad desu.

Handmaiden is my MOTY.

do you sometimes even think about the things you post
would you say them out loud to people face to face? or is that just your internet persona?

I've seen The Lobster and as much as this doesn't happen very often, I feel like the central theme and motif of the movie went over my head. Would you mind sharing what made it so good to you so I can get a different perspective on it?

Are you suggesting that anything someone says on Sup Forums should be completely acceptable to say out loud and in public?

stop trying to look for a way to feel superior, dopey.

1.Toni Erdmann

Forgot the rest.

Hi OP,

I can agree on 2 and 3. Rest I haven't seen so I will treat it as a recommendation and I am even going say 'thanks!'.

Is it actually funny? Even in subtitles?

Not enough love for Hacksaw Ridge in this thread.

>>>/reddit/

no, you must be a pleb.

The lobster is overrated trash

WOW OP you are a fucking nightmare.

Batman V Superman: Kino edition
Hypernormalisation
WITCH

Sup, bro?

but both the lobster and the witch are 2015 films? this invalidates the list, come up with a new one

Oh yeah and macbeth

Its bitter sweet. Dunno about subes.

pretentious pseudo intellectual nerd detected

spaghetti!

There's everything I saw ranked. Top 14 are the only ones I'd actively recommend, but only 28 onwards were bad.

By UK release dates because fuck you.

fucking pleb, kill yourself

I actually agree with your list except in a different order

Neon Demon
The Witch
The Lobster
Arrival
Green Room

Havn't seen nocturnal animals yet but it could have potential.

Sicario is # 6

The Lobster was trash, legitimately one of the most painful movies I've ever watched because all the characters are so blatantly retarded and autistic

Silence (Martin Scorsese)
Dunkeldeutschland (Juliane Jaschnow, Stefanie Schroeder)
025 Sunset Red (Laida Lertxundi)
Nocturama (Bertrand Bonello)
AS WITHOUT SO WITHIN (Manuela De Laborde)
Nightlife (Cyprien Gaillard)
It has a Golden Red Sun and an Elderly Green Moon (Ulla von Brandenburg)
Vertigo Sea (John Akomfrah)
Republique (Alexandre Galmard)
Lumapit Sa Akin, Paraiso (Stephanie Comilang)

...

Bump.

Nice, haven't heard of any of these except Silence. Available for torrents? .

...

mfw that scene

In no particular order:
>Manchester By The Sea
>Weiner
>High-Rise (fuck you all, it was great)
>Elle
>Hacksaw Ridge

honorable mentions: Everybody Wants Some, Paterson, Sully, Green Room

Hi, Isiah.

The Handmaiden
Deadpool
Hail, Caesar!
The Wailing
10 Cloverfield Lane

Nocturama was empty, pseudo-provocative garbage. The opening sequence was brilliant and it went absolutely nowhere after that

The Alchemist Cookbook
Maudite Poutine
The Was
Baden Baden
Oh What a Wonderful Feeling
She's Allergic to Cats
Still Life
Dreamstates
The Love Witch
All These Sleepless Nights

i couldn't bring myself to pay to see it once i read some scathing reviews from linguists and cultural anthropologists. i'm going to torrent it once it comes out

>being polite is reddit
I am sorry someone triggered your autism there friendo

>The Love Witch
Is it actually worth sitting through this movie? I feel like I got everything I wanted from looking at a few high-res stills, and reading an interview with the DP.

Arrival
Nocturnal Animals
Hell or High Water
The Witch
Manchester by the Sea

This is it so far, still have A LOT to see

screenerseasonwhen?

1. Hell or High Water
2. The Witch
3. The Nice Guys
4. The Wailing
5. The Handmaiden

Do you watch films at all in any level that might consider film as an artform? Or is it all just cheap escapism to you?

Silence
Jackie
La la land
Fences
Zero days
Being 17

>I rate Refn
you got memed mate

>ctrl+f
>no Sing Street
my niggas

thanks for including Popstar. i'm not sure why it wasn't more popular. it was solid as fuck all the way through

>Do you watch films at all in any level that might consider film as an artform?
That sentence gave me a brain hemorrhage.
And I watch them for the memes, you dip.

++++++

Sup Forums here

We voted on this. r8


1. Arrival
2. Hacksaw Ridge
3. Batman v Superman
4. The Nice Guys
5. 13 Hours

Yea I thought it was really funny, definitely underrated no one really talked about it

Not the same poster, but I liked it too. I watched it again with my family a few days ago, and they didn't even crack a smile. They usually have pretty good taste in comedy. I dunno. I think it requires a pretty high tolerance for "obnoxious" humor, which not everybody has

>american Sup Forums

I wanted to see Arrival, The Witch, and The Lobster in theaters but it didn't happen.

All I saw in a theater this year was BvS (total shit), The Neon Demon (another one of those films bulging with other film references in a more obtuse way and if you try to explain it to anyone they don't know what you're talking about), and Rogue One.

Going to the movies is a fucking slog nowadays.

i guess i can get that. it helps if you're familiar with the lonely island and andy samberg in particular (get them to watch hot rod first)

no particular order

moonlight
arrival
manchester by the sea
hell or high water
silence

Manchester by the sea
A bride for Rip Van Winkle
The Handmaiden
Arrival
The Wailing

Finally someone posts Nice Guys

>baby's first non-capeshit movies: the list

...

garbage taste, my man

Ayy lmao

1) Toni Erdmann
2) Moonlight
3) Manchester by the Sea
4) The Handmaiden
5) Elle

I dont know what the four others are but Hacksaw Ridge is #1.

Can I enjoy this movie if i already know everything that happens?

Awful besides The Witch

Good

Good besides Meme Demon

Am I crazy or did Hong Sang-soo have another film this year, besides RNWT?

It started off great but then you fell off the deep end

I would like to be your friend

Further confirming Sup Forumseddit is shit

Handmaiden
Swiss Army Man
The Accountant

everything else was complete ass!

Yes

It's really well made (war scenes are Saving Private Ryan-tier) and you probably only know everything that happens to just one character of many

i know it's meant to reply my post
thanks pham, gonna watch it next week

Do you know what top 5 means, idiot?

Solid.

I made a top 10 horror movies of 2016 earlier today, so here it is. Some are a little older, but all of these became widely available (in English) in 2016.


01. Evolution
02. The Witch
03. Over Your Dead Body
04. Neon Demon
05. The Wailing
06. The Invitation
07. Baskin
08. I Am a Hero
09. Train to Busan
10. Fender Bender

Best non-horror is Paul Verhoeven's Elle.

Top five:
1. Arrival
2. The Invitation
3. Midnight Special
4. The Neon Demon
5. The Witch

Bottom five:
1. High Rise
2. The Purge: Election Year
3. Rogue One
4. Wiener-Dog
5. Hell or High Water

Fuck top 5.
Here's my top 20.

neon demon is a horror?

Have you seen this?
thoughts?

wtf Arrival sucks you buttholes

FEELS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

UGH! All of these top fives are garbage, so move aside peasants cause here are mine.

1. Shit
2. Shit
3. Shit
3. Shit
5. Shit