I CAN'T EVEN GET A BAGEL SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH

I CAN'T EVEN GET A BAGEL SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH

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why can't I get any PUSSY

crispety crunchety peanut-buttery Backwoods

Cuz youre too nice

SMOKING WEED HERE GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY

I do appreciate these threads OP but bagelposting would suit /r9k/

With that said I REALLY WANT A DUBSJOB I NEVER CHECKED ONE

FUCK THIS. NOW IM PISSED

>I CAN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS IIIIIS

No seriously, who's this guy?

>I REALLY WANT A DUBSJOB I NEVER CHECKED ONE

You got it, man

read OP's filename, dumbass

they call him starchild

it's peanut arbuckle

What's your excuse for not buying the book? It's pure kino

I'M ALWAYS SO NICE TO THE GIRLS

I torrented it and it was meh

4/10 glad I didn't buy

I'LL LICK YOUR PUSSY

Sam you are a disgrace. You are shilling your show and actively marketing your book on Sup Forums because no one else would even consider buying into either. You are a failure in every regard.

>Le random man who does le random things lmao XD

^

what sam said

AND YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD

smokin that sticky sticky green stuff

>this is what the alt rightists posterboy looks like

Why am I not surprised

>BAGEL SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH
Do Americans really do this? Bagels and Sandwiches are different things.

Good as hell, good as shit

>alt rightists
worthless post
not a useful person/10

Do you really find this funny?

doorway
pink dress

COOL STORY BABE

They're so sensitive

You just have awful sense of humor and are too dumb to understand the humor. Sam is a god at writing this shit

Ii didn't even know it was an actual thing. I'm hopeful for a reprint.

my show is DEAD AN NOoNE WANTS TO PICK IT UP.

>3000 Copies
>Sold out

>There's people stupid enough to waste oney on this piece of shit

Jesus fucking christ, this is priceless

Sam is a mess
Sam is a waste
Sam is a big fat mistake

Sam "You Can Run But You Can't" Hyde

>it's a sam hyde pretending to doing something but it's actually what he's doing episode

Sam "Have to beg if I break my leg" Hyde
Sam "Off the air now I'm on Obamacare" Hyde
Sam "Painted my face black now I can't get my show back" Hyde
Sam "Alt-right and working nights" Hyde
Sam "Voted for Trump now my show's in the dump" Hyde
Sam "Fucked a tranny now I have a flustered fanny" Hyde
Sam "Adult Swim put my show in the bin" Hyde

...

Did he ever get that health insurance

Can someone post the source? sounds hilarious.

Literally an edgier, political Zone Theory

youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI&t=2s

WHY DON'T-CHA GO TO THE WELFARE OFFICE AND GET MY MEDICAID CARD, BABE

It's the best purchase I've made all year desu pure kino

lmao
wow
that's embarrassing
i hope it's satire

>downloading something with the title of that book

Enjoy your ride in the party van unless you're German

He's a has-been

Sam's not Sup Forums anymore, give up.

come on, that wasnt funny, and frankly neither is this guy.. watched 2 minutes of his shit because of Sup Forums, and it's just kindergarden humour. no wonder it got taken off the air :/

His Williamsberg interviews are funny, and so are some of his earlier work like Ideas Man and The Prodigal Stunna

I'd rather read Hypershere again for the third time

Tim and Eric
>Awkward and creepy sketch comedy starring washed up actors and Paul Rudd

Eric Andre Show
>Awkward and creepy Talk show parody with celebrities and some man on the street stuff

World Peace
>Awkward and creepy show about how funny/fucked up things are

how is being 17