United Kingdom of SMALL Britain and Northern Ireland

United Kingdom of SMALL Britain and Northern Ireland

ahaha brits literally have to tack on entire countries just to compete with france
and still lose

We are the biggest cunt in Europe

>2.3 times smaller
>achieved 10 times as much

p impressive

>achieved 10 times as much
I agree, the UK could never compare itself to France's achievements

turkey is larger

>Europe

Isn't Ukraine larger

Can't win 'em all

This.

We beat them without Crimea

>ukraine
>europe

>He doesn't live on a comfy island

Having countries neighbouring you must be very unnerving

2.3 as shit too

Ireland

>Ukraine
>Europe

>Ukraine
>Real

t. Ivan Ivanovich Churkin

so much land we lost

it's not like you even use half of your current land anyway

All of the land has a purpose even if it's not settlements

Vacant areas in Northern Asia are a great place to test pointlessly potent nuclear weapons and see what the fallout does to snow farmers.

It ain't the size, it's how you use it ;)

>Be French
>Scared of Objectively superior English
>Beg Spain for help
>Double the fleet size
>Get defeated at Trafalgar by English anyway

Wtf - I thought the UK and France were roughly the same size

WTF I hate my country now!

>be english
>get colonised by french
>centuries under french kings on anglo throne
>1/3 of vocabulary is french
>kicked out of continental europe by french
>his motto is in french
>his hymn is a french song
>i must feel butthurt about Trafalgar
not really