memes aside, where are some practical locations to establish a colony? desirable attributes:
>uninhabited
>potable water source
>nearby country to import from
>located in a western dominated region so to gain russia's interest and potential support
>reasonably large
>inb4 namibia
>inb4 nuka huva
those are shit locations and you know it
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Some parts of Canada.
weedman will kill us tho
canada is NATO
Sup Forums is full of jobless edgelord white trash teenagers who never worked a day in their life.
And they think they can form a new nation in the middle of nowhere?
Seriously?
just to make things clear i'm talking about founding a sovereign nation not jonestown 2 electric boogaloo
no i'm doing it and you're coming with me
> uninhabited
> large
Good thing that there's a lot of doctors and teachers that browse this stormweenie cesspool so you guys will be safe and productive in the wilderness by yourselves, not to mention the droves of fine women that browse Sup Forums so you guys can reproduce too
Then we'd win.
But in all honesty, it's pretty swell around the Hudson bay. The southern parts of it aren't Tundra, there's a population density in the negative, there's a shit ton of potable water sources. To the point it wouldn't even be an issue to look for water.
The only down sides are:
Harsh winters. Like Siberia harsh in some locations. And shit tons of man eating bugs during summer.
Antarctica is literally your only option.
It's pronounced "poll", not "paul", you dick.
Thank you for not starting the mummy bullshit though.
there are actually
you're supposed to bring wife btw
no no
no it isn't
i make srs thread with mummy
(be nice mods)
i was thinking auckland/campbell islands were good idea but there are a few issue
>very isolated
>nz military threat
>serve no geopolitical purpose to russia
> nz "military" threat
I can't think of a country more intimidating than New Zealand
C-can I come too? I'm not white...
Stop trying to bring us up to your weight level
they have allies and are still far better equip than we could be
however there we would use .308 to suit environment but they are stick with 5.56 that get blown around by wind and pack less punch
so that is an advantage but will not save us
Parts of Ireland are fairly uninhabited.
Patagonia
You'll get your ass shot off trying to colonize any existing land.
Just build your own island nation. Any idiot can do it. Everything you need to know here:
>You'll get your ass shot off trying to colonize any existing land.
It´s allowed here, the welsh did it and nobody bothered them
How is she so cute? And not a slut. I wouldn't even want her to be, it would ruin it for me.
Mars or Moon
she is caring mummy :3
That happened in the 1800s. Argentina granted title to the Welsh in 1875, when things down there in Patagonia might be described as a bit primitive. However,
>The turn of the century also marked a change in attitude by the Argentine government who stepped in to impose direct rule on the colony. This brought the speaking of Welsh at local government level and in the schools to an abrupt end.
Source:
historic-uk.com
Allowed there indeed. Try it today, get your ass shot off.
Well the constitutional amendment that allowed for it to happen in the first place still exists, and Welsh is still taught to this day as a first language in the more homogeneous communities.
Everywhere is filled with so many people. I'mma throw a random one out there and say the Azores.
...
what
>habited
Well good luck in Antarctica, Siberia, or northern territories of Canada then.
>what is pacific ocean
You cant even have a garden that grows food in canada. No fucking thanks.
i've been playing with the thought of having many based finns move to a single municipality on the eastern border, vote themselves to the county administrative positions and start demanding autonomy like åland has, police is so fucking cucked here they couldnt do anything if enough people resisted. putin could drop us weapons etc
2 things
starting your own country:
Money
then means of transportation for your citizens
shipping ports for ships
that involves money
oil for boats = money
farming = production = transportation = international trade = international sanction = youre fucked. also your going to be under NZ international waters that wont allow countries to trade goods with your Island unless you start war with them and make international agreements and so and so.
Svalbard
>this will ever work
How many years will you autists keep posting this shit?
It is impossible.
Even IF you managed to establish such a thing, turkroaches and poo in loos would swarm you.
May as well hijack mars one if you want a real Sup Forumsony
>norway
i'm doing it faggot
I forgot to toss in a flag suggestion.
I have a few versions laying around for an unrelated project.
Not gonna post 'em together 'lest I get doxxed.
>memes aside, where are some practical locations to establish a colony?
This whole thing is a meme dude, nobody is going to create a fucking colony.
too bad i decide
me
Tricolors are boring though.
And that one is just the generic unused one with a darker shade of blue.
I like the shade of blue, but still.
open in gimp and make some changes you think
but tricolor only!
>Tricolor only
That's my problem with it, M. Night Famalam.
why not just make a reclused illegal settlement and wait for it to grow large enough until you can stake your claim for autonomy and then sovereignty?
no fuck off
we go to island, claim sovereignty, build houses
An Island off the East coast of Canada. Near new york, in between NY and Europe. Perfect place. Besides, it'd be a quick journey for me, because I literally live on an island.
If you kill your enemies, they win
Justin would just give us the land for free if we hired somalian firefighters as our representatives
Fixed
Ironically, South Africa is pretty respectable about people's right to self-determination. Take a look at Orania for an example on how to establish an enclave.
You'll need a lot of money to invest in land, and enough people for the South African government to agree to your incorporation. You'll also need to get in contact with people that would be willing to move in and start making money. If you don't buy land and if there is nothing that respects a state's right to self-determination within your country, building a settlement is most likely suicide.
Sadly, most free states are still subject to another constitution (unless you're Liberland, at which point you can rarely ever walk into your own country). So Fristaden Christiania is still subject to Danish laws, Auroville is still subject to Indian laws, and Liberstad is still subject to Norwegian laws. Unless you can settle some kind of middle-ground between your needs and the country's constitution, you won't have much to work with.
Also, studying agriculture and alternative ways of producing energy are a great start. Depending on the place you choose to settle in, natural resources will make it easier for you to build homes and even tools. You'll still have to be careful to local laws; it's alright to use local clay to build a house, but maybe chopping down all trees in the vicinity is a crime and will get you in trouble.
And that's just the beginning.
no we go island and claim
no micronation nonsense
Good luck, probably isn't going to work.
i make sure it does
hostile takeover of sealand
>quora.com
This was very useful, a floating structure could be still the best option after all.
mummy threads keep Sup Forums sane
will make proper mummy thread later
you can make oen if you want
I spent a weekend with her before. It was fun.
ok
you are a lucky person.
no you didnt thats not mummie
Yes I did. It was a few years before the Ukraine happening. We met when she was visiting NATO in Mons, Belgium. Stayed in touch, messaging back and forth. Took a trip to Batumi, Georgia together where we met up again.
It was great. But it was just too long distance, and I was on the "wrong" side of NATO she said, which I guess is true. The messages back and forth from both of us got less and less. Then she just stopped. It is really strange to see her photos all over Sup Forums.
Ah well, I've moved on, she has to.
LIAR
Mummie doesn't want your low testosterone clear cummie, she needs real man like me
Oh man, I've done her too.
I'm a mediaperson so I was in Crimea, filming the horror as it went down. I got to interview Natalia, so after that we hooked up.
I fucked her in the ass so violently she broke bones and sat in a wheelchair for a week, unable to walk. Needless to say, her rectum will never be the same again.
hey that my cummy! made it for mummy not you >:(
NO
Nice b8 mang
Too bad, I save it
Oh hey, you're the British autist. Are you still fapping to your 'mummy'?
why you save my cummy?
yes mummy makes willy very stiff
Yeah, you should've seen it when she walked away from my massive, pulsating cock.
The end of her rectum was literally hanging out of her ass, bleeding and dripping cum, while she stumbled across the floor crying. I spat on her, and left the hotel room.
Served her right.
FUCK YOU GET OUT MY THREAD
you're disgusting dude. Too much porn.
Because, also have you found job yet?
interview for apprenticeship tuesday :)
Good luck m8
ok will get job
Eastern Russia.
We'll get free land
If you weren't born in America.
Where would you want to be born?
Finland.
Feeling jealous there, Britbro?
You'll never know how it feels to penetrate Natalia's ass, how it was literally noticable how her ass crackled while it expanded, trying to save whatever structure it had left. Her ass was a ruin. Just jamming my blood-covered cock back and forth in the mess what used to be her ass, it was perfect.
Mind me saying, she loved the blood. She'd done it with a bunch of blokes earlier, probably got the fetish when she was gang raped multiple times at a younger age.
She told me about the rape, before we fucked. It was a hot, summer night in Kiev. I can tell you more if you'd like.
stupid
i said sovereign land
Eastern Russia, land is cheap and Gov't doesn't care. Plus you can get cuties like Natalia.
You'll never find a place like that anymore.
You fucking kids with your Metal Gear fantasies are so deluded. If it'd be easy enough for Sup Forumsirgin Sup Forumstards to do, then guess what? Everyone would have their own "nation". Rich folk in particular.
Exactly. We'd be close to the Chinese border, officials are corrupt so we could get everything we need. We just need a financial backer
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am moving to vladivostok anyway to set up boat and marry lady
i mean we make sovereign country on claimed land in pacific
do not want to upset russia too powerful and best hope for support
>saving random strangers cumshot
I'm pretty sure Putin would love any sort of workforce coming in, given the current situation.
this one seems fitting for all of you
i like that picture of mumy very cute!
not making country on russia soil stupid
inhabited and own by most powerful country
Antarctica.
NO
Vladivistok is a wonderful city, has some very beautiful women there. Always wear a condom though.
Do you have ANY progress? I thought you were the same guy who wanted the Pacific island colony. What happened to that?
Not keen about the location, but the Namibia guys look a lot more organized.
mummyfag autists pls go.
I like that picture of mummy very cute!
mummys so prety want cuddle suckle mummy time i love mummy so soft!!!1!!!1
ok but you didnt meet mummy
i am same person been posting since december
progress halted am getting job for money then moving to vladivostok to live
then i will see but want to join military to be harden up
A country were people can set up a homestead or were people can buy a bunch of land without a lot of government oversight
>brazil
I saved it to show how beta cum looks, no offense mummy bro
That's the point, Hans.
I hate little cuck boys who fantasize over women on the internet. With people like this, you need to be fucking vile. You need to disgrace their "mummies" in ways you couldn't even imagine, so that their faces will twist, their eyes will open to such limits they have never seen before and they will vomit from utter, infernal disgust.
will see about tat
lighting!!!!
dont be mean about my mummie!!! shes very very prety!!!